I'm writing a novel in Ming Ke, if you mess with me, you'll be the heroine

Conan told no one about this experience and decided to keep this embarrassing incident to himself, secretly complaining that he had a very rich imagination and how could he have such a dream.

On the other side, Vodka was equally frightened.

He watched Granburch, the little madman, messing around while Brother Gin was away. Sometimes he hung the target on a short bamboo, saying that bamboo can grow at least one meter after rain, so that the target can experience the feeling of hanging himself. Sometimes he held up a fishing rod and tried to stand eight hundred miles away and use the stone on the fishing rod to smash the target to death...

It was a matter that could be solved with just one bullet, but this little lunatic went to such lengths to satisfy his perverted psychology.

And they used big brother’s face to do all these weird things! ! ! !

How can he look his elder brother in the face from now on?

Chu Ming clapped his hands, looking at the masterpiece in front of him with satisfaction, and winked at Vodka, who had a blank face: "How is it, isn't it very artistic?"

Vodka's face turned pale. Seeing Chu Ming using Gin's face to act cute, he felt his stomach churning.

Brother, please come back soon. If you don’t come back, your image will be completely destroyed by Granburch! !

"Yes, yes, very artistic, you are worthy of it, Granburch. But big brother will be back soon. For the next mission, why don't you change your disguise..." Vodka tried to dissuade Chu Ming tactfully.

Unexpectedly, Chu Ming readily agreed: "Sure, no problem."

Before he could be happy, he heard Chu Ming's devil whispering: "Do you like rye or rum? How about Lafitte? Bourbon? Vermouth is also OK for me. I'm in a good mood today and will satisfy you."

???

Vodka listened to the five options Chu Ming gave and quietly took a step back: "Actually, I think you're pretty good the way you are..."

"Don't even think about it. I'm someone you can't get." Chu Ming made a decision for him. "Well, I haven't tried wearing women's clothes with Hei Rye's face. How about I use Hei Rye in women's clothes to pretend to be your girlfriend and do the last mission? It happens to be to dismantle the FBI base."

Vodka looked at Chu Ming in horror: "Well, I, I think I don't need a girlfriend..."

Chu Ming waved his hand: "I already said it was a fake, stop talking nonsense, go drive the car, I'll clean up the scene."

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Vodka was driving and watching Chu Ming fiddling with his face with various materials through the rearview mirror.

Looking at the face that was gradually taking shape, Vodka felt so full of complaints that he didn't know how to express them.

With eyes that took up half of his face, a pointed chin and a sharp nose, he looked like someone who had undergone a failed plastic surgery.

Inspired by this picture.

"Is this - Rye's, uh, female costume?" Vodka asked with difficulty, and looked away unwillingly. He felt that looking at it any longer would be a torture to himself.

Chu Ming used the reflection of the phone screen to look at his snake-like appearance, pinched his fingers like an orchid, and flirted with Vodka with his huge eyes: "Sanlang~ Do I look good~"

"..."

Vodka's hands on the steering wheel gradually tightened, his eyes fixed straight ahead, and he uttered two words with difficulty: "It looks good."

Chu Ming narrowed his eyes: "From now on, call me Moroboshi Hideko, Saburo~"

"Hideko?" Vodka thought of the article he saw on the dark web. "It's you... No, it's not you."

When Vodka heard Chu Ming talking about the content of the novel about the dark web, he subconsciously thought that the novel was written by Chu Ming, because his character of wanting to create chaos in the world was similar to that shown by the author of the book.

But Vodka thought again, no, it couldn't be Granburch. After all, when the author started writing on the dark web, Granburch didn't have a code name. He was just an ordinary peripheral member. It was impossible for him to know a lot of information.

Chu Ming pretended to be innocent: "Why, isn't this a good name?"

"..." Vodka touched his conscience, which no longer beat, and nodded sadly, "Yes, that's right."

"Don't dwell on the name. It's time to park. It's the store in front. Big brother's car is left here. It will be too obvious if we drive past it."

"Are you really not going to change your face? With this face, you will be surrounded by people when you get off the car..." Vodka struggled desperately, "Brother reminded us to keep a low profile."

Granburch is not afraid of being embarrassed while wearing a disguise, but Vodka has to save face because he is using his own face. Although he is wearing sunglasses, it does not affect others looking at him strangely later. If he is secretly photographed by someone, his reputation will be ruined!

Seeing Vodka holding on to the car door tightly and refusing to get out, Chu Ming had no choice but to erase his carefully fabricated face and replace it with Rye's face, "You are so boring. Do you think you can be low-key by killing someone? Let's go, let's go..."