I'm writing a novel in Ming Ke, if you mess with me, you'll be the heroine

Chu Ming and the dusty Vodka stood on the side of the road, looking at the burning wreckage of the priceless antique car in front of them, and looked at each other in surprise.

Chu Ming was the first to react and immediately blamed the driver: "How did you drive? You blew up my brother's car! You are done!"

Vodka stared blankly at the car in the middle of the road in the distance, seemingly losing all sense of his surroundings. When he heard Chu Ming's blame, he turned around in disbelief: "It was you who told me to drive Big Brother's car over here!"

"Don't talk nonsense. The key is not in my hand. I'm just giving you a suggestion. If you drive over, I will definitely sit in it. I am at most an accomplice, and you are the mastermind!" Chu Ming threw away the pot thrown by Vodka, slammed it on his head, and quickly changed the subject, "So what should we do now? Big brother will be back in a few days."

Vodka scratched his head. The 180-pound man squatted on the ground and looked at the car that had become a pile of scrap metal. He fell into deep thought: "What do you say? We disguise ourselves as terrorists and throw two bombs into the base where the big brother originally parked the car. Then we randomly find two undercovers and push the blame on them?"

"You think quickly..." Chu Ming looked at Vodka with a new look, "You don't want to be beaten by Big Brother, but want to be shot by him. Have you ever thought that if you blow up the base, you might be discovered by the boss before you can run away? Big Brother's car is parked at Base No. 3, and the odd-numbered bases are under the complete control of the boss. Don't you know that? Blowing up the base with a bomb, you are more undercover than an undercover agent."

Vodka was squeezed by Chu Ming and hugged his head.

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Chu Ming thought for a moment and kicked Vodka who was squatting on the ground: "Stop squatting, let's go and get one."

"Where can we get it?" Vodka stood up, his face full of hope.

"Go back to the base. I'm going to hack into the official database. Most people who get antique cars like this and can drive them on the road have usually registered them. I'll see if there are any near Tokyo, and then we -" Chu Ming stretched out his hand and made a gesture.

Vodka nodded knowingly and said innocently, "I have saved a lot of money, enough to buy one."

"..." Chu Ming was speechless, "You are a gangster, why are you so innocent? Go rob! But first we need to call someone to pick us up..."

——?(\u003d゜w゜)ノ——

After returning to the base, Chu Ming was typing away on the computer, while Vodka sat behind him waiting anxiously.

"Got it." Chu Ming pressed the confirmation button, "Eiji Hotei, 39 years old, single, lives alone at 7-chome-43, Beika-cho. He just bought a green Porsche 356A three months ago. It doesn't matter if the color is wrong. We can exchange car covers. We live close to each other, the car is well preserved, he lives alone, and doesn't have many friends. Perfect, he's the one!"

Vodka stood up and wanted to run out after confirming the location on the map, but Chu Ming stopped him: "What are you doing?"

"Go rob a car--" Vodka was a little confused.

Chu Ming sighed, he really couldn't help it: "You went to the downtown area to rob a car in broad daylight? What were you thinking?"

"Then wait till night?"

Chu Ming pointed to his head and said, "We need to use our brains. Robbery won't work. I just checked. When he was young, Hotei Ruisi liked to race cars. From some of his blog posts, we can see that he is impulsive and irritable. I will pretend to be his defeated opponent and send him a provocative text message, saying that I will wait for him on the winding mountain road in the suburbs. Let's go and have someone take us there."

"The winding mountain road... the road we were on just now? Going back? But we only saw from the blog that he had a defeated opponent, but we don't know what that person looks like..."

"It doesn't matter, as long as he goes out."

Vodka didn't understand, but he knew that if he asked any further he might be beaten by Granburch, so he answered obediently and went out to call for help.

Chu Ming disguised himself as Baileys at the base. When he arrived in the suburbs, Chu Ming drove Vodka behind a tree, saying that his image was not good and asked him to hide and not to scare people away.

Then he was standing alone on the side of the road. He saw a green Porsche driving towards him from a distance, so he stood on the side of the road and waved at him.

When Hotei Ruishi saw a beautiful woman stopping the car and no one around, he stopped the car without any suspicion, lowered the window, and asked in confusion: "Miss, what's wrong? Are you in trouble? Do you need my help?"

Chu Ming nodded and said pitifully, "My car broke down at the bend ahead. It's so remote here. Could you please give me a ride?"

"Where is the bend?" Following the direction of Chu Ming's finger, Butai Ruisi subconsciously stuck his head out of the window to look. The next second, his eyes went dark and he slid down.

Chu Ming put away the poison needle in his hand, quickly opened the car door, dragged the man out, and signaled Vodka to come over to help.

"What this is going to do..." Vodka took the person over and saw Chu Ming bringing him to the ruins of Gin's car. He seemed to understand what Chu Ming was going to do.

"Even if he doesn't have many friends, the police will find out that he once owned a Porsche. If he disappears out of thin air, it will be bad for Big Brother's travel. So the man went out for a car race and was unfortunately killed in an explosion due to a leak in the fuel tank of the old car he was driving. What do you think of this scenario?" Chu Ming faked the crime scene while chatting with Vodka, "By the way, let the peripheral members erase the traces of our fight with Akai Shuichi along the way, so as not to cause any unnecessary trouble."

Vodka looked at Chu Ming, who calmly poured the organization's special accelerant on the corpse and then stuffed the person into the wreckage of the car and set it on fire, and quietly took a step back. This was obviously a common murder scene for him, so why was it so horrifying when Granburch did it?

Gin's Porsche caught fire due to the explosion, and there were no signs of being hit by bullets. In addition, Chu Ming rearranged the scene and dripped a little gasoline along the way to disguise it as an oil leak. The whole scene looked seamless and was completely sufficient to deal with the police. Even if Conan came across it, he might not be able to find out the flaws.

"Let's go. Take the car to the organization's repair shop and give it a new outfit~" Chu Ming hummed a song and told Vodka to leave.

How could a small matter like a car explosion stump him?

Didn't a kind-hearted person send one here?

Thanks to the stranger for the Porsche, good people will have a peaceful life - uh, good people will have a peaceful next life~