Siheyuan: Sizhu starts blindly and takes a new path
Chapter 59 Excessive Life
Sha Zhu finally understood why his wife was always lusting after his body. It turned out that it was his mother-in-law, his teacher's wife and Aunt Ren who were behind it. It's true that three people make a tiger.
"Wife, your parents-in-law are not urging you to have a baby, so why are you in such a hurry? If you tire me to death, who will have a baby with you? Haven't you heard that there are only cows that die of exhaustion, but no land that is damaged by plowing?" Sha Zhu persuaded Yu Li to let him go.
"What do cows and land have to do with me? I'm a city person and I don't know how to farm. Although my parents-in-law are not urging me, there are still people watching over me in the yard, and the old lady is also anxious to have a great-grandson." Yu Li pulled out the huge tiger skin of the deaf old lady.
"Don't bring up the old lady. If she knew you'd tortured me like this, I don't think she would forgive you. I beg you, let's take a break, just for one night, okay?" Sha Zhu hung up the white flag and begged for forgiveness.
"No, my mother, your teacher's wife and Aunt Ren all said that having a baby is a major event in life. Besides, I feel like I can definitely get pregnant if I do it in the next two days." Yu Li insisted.
"You feel this way, you've been feeling the same way for months. I can't take it anymore. I'm out of bullets." Sha Zhu had no choice but to use his ultimate move.
"What bullets? I didn't ask you to fight." Yu Li was puzzled.
Shazhu fell backwards.
Yu Li took advantage of the situation and crawled...
The canteen director waited for Sha Zhu at the door of the second canteen in the morning, and saw Sha Zhu walking towards him, holding his waist and dragging his legs.
The director smiled and said, "Why haven't you recovered from your diarrhea yet? Do you want to go back and rest today?"
Sha Zhu shook his head and said, "If I don't go back, I'll have to pay for my life." Yu Li is at home during the day. "I can still hold on. I won't be defeated by the pain."
The director thought to himself, "You're just pretending." He didn't expose her, after all, young people are shy. "The workers have complained that the food in your cafeteria doesn't taste as good as before. Have you been lazy recently and not cooking?"
"Director, my dear director, I am in such a state, how can I serve the kitchen? Don't worry, I will adjust myself and recover as soon as possible so that I can serve you better."
"Well, what I mean is that you should train Ma Hua and the others well and cultivate them. You are the squad leader now and you should learn how to use people. Do you plan to be a cook for the rest of your life?" The director reminded Sha Zhu.
"You're right. I've been teaching Ma Hua, but he's just too dumb and doesn't seem to be able to figure things out. He's pretty good at cutting vegetables, but he's not so good at cooking."
"If you can't do it, just practice more. With more practice, you will naturally get it. Please be more encouraging."
"Okay, I'll let him cook every day from now on, and I'll watch him cook and give him guidance."
"Okay, let's do it this way. I think MCA is okay."
After get off work, Sha Zhu did not dare to go home. He took a car to the moat. He wanted to find Uncle Ren and the others and play chess with them for a while before going home.
Several chess friends greeted Sha Zhu when they saw him.
Uncle Ren was playing chess with someone and was thinking about how to make his move. Without looking up, he asked, "Zhu Zi, why don't you go home to be with your wife when you're newly married, but come to play chess with us old guys?"
"You have nothing to do, come and take a look."
After Master Ren finished making a move, he looked up and saw Sha Zhu's face. He asked in surprise, "Zhu Zi, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?"
"No, I just have a stomachache lately."
"Do you have diarrhea?" Uncle Ren stood up, gave his seat to someone else, and pulled Sha Zhu aside. "Tell me the truth, what's going on? Diarrhea shouldn't cause you to be like this. Look at your bloodshot eyes, your feet are weak, you speak weakly, and your hands are on your waist. You are young, you should take care of your body. Have less sex in the future. No, it's not less, I mean you can't have sex for the next one or two months." Uncle Ren became more and more stern as he spoke.
"I don't want to either. Yu Li has been bewitched by my mother-in-law and my teacher's wife and is thinking about having a baby every day. I can't escape." Sha Zhu told the truth, "I came to you just to ask Aunt Ren to help persuade Yu Li to listen to Aunt Ren."
"Okay, come home with me and let your aunt take a look. Then she can talk to Yu Li later."
Aunt Ren looked at Sha Zhu with her eyes wide open, "Zhu Zi, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?" They are really a family, with almost the same problems.
Before Sha Zhu could reply, Uncle Ren helped to explain. He heard that it was because of wanting to have a child that led to excessive sexual intercourse. Aunt Ren kept winking at Uncle Ren. After the two of them got together and communicated quietly, Uncle Ren realized that his wife was the mastermind behind the scenes. For a moment, he didn't know how to face Sha Zhu.
"Ahem," Grandpa Ren stroked his chin, frowned, and after a while, he said, "Zhu Zi, bring Yu Li to my house tomorrow night and tell her that I need her help with something."
"Okay, I'll tell her you're going to look for her, and then you and my aunt will try to persuade her not to be so anxious." Sha Zhu didn't pay attention to Grandpa Ren's wording.
Silly Zhu left. Grandpa Ren looked at his wife and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "You are kind-hearted. Zhuzi's mother-in-law and his wife are all kind-hearted. The three of them are kind-hearted and have driven Yu Li crazy. This is only because Zhuzi had a good foundation. If it were someone else, they would have fallen ill long ago. In this situation, do you still care about whether you can have children or have enough food to eat? Look at what you have done to the child."
"I didn't think it through. I'll talk to Yu Li tomorrow. It should be fine."
"She's crazy with this idea. It's useless to say a few words. I'm considering finding her a job. She's been accompanying you a lot recently, and I can see that she's a sentimental child. I wanted to observe her for a while, but you guys caused this incident. It'll be time to collect Zhuzi's body in a while."
Sha Zhu was still walking with the help of the wall like he did a few days ago. Uncle San saw him at the gate and advised him to take care of his health. Sha Zhu said he had a stomachache for several days. Uncle San was a shrewd man and didn't believe him. He said to Aunt San: "Go talk to Yu Li and ask him to persuade Sha Zhu not to be so impatient and tire himself out."
"It's something that happens between a couple in bed. We're not their elders, so why should we meddle in their business?" The third aunt disagreed. Who knows, the couple might hold a grudge against you.
"Just consider it as a favor that Sha Zhu asked for 50 yuan for us. 50 yuan to buy a life, it's worth it for Sha Zhu. Okay, I'm going to work." The third uncle left with a rag bag.
"Yu Li, are you home?" The third aunt knocked on the open door of Sha Zhu's house.
"Third Aunt, what are you doing here?" Third Aunt seldom came to visit Sha Zhu's house, and rarely chatted with Yu Li. The two of them were of different generations, so how could they talk about something without any common topics? So Yu Li was very surprised that Third Aunt came to her house.
"Let's talk inside." The third aunt pulled Yu Li into the house and closed the door.
"What's the matter? It has to be so secret." Yu Li was even more puzzled.
"I saw Shazhu today."
"You see Zhuzi every day. What's so strange about seeing him today?"
"Listen to me, I think there's something wrong with Shazhu. Is he sick?"
"No, he eats a lot and sleeps well. He can't be woken up in the morning." Yu Li proved to the three aunts that her husband was in good health.
"It's okay. Does he always pester you at night and want to do that with you several times a day?" The third aunt found Yu Li, who looked so pleasing to the eye, and she understood the secret.
"Auntie, what are you asking?" Yu Li was still shy to talk about these things with people she didn't know well.
"You know what I'm talking about. We've all been through this, and there's no one else around, so I'm just asking you if it's true."
"Well, he didn't pester me, I was the one who looked for him. Isn't it necessary to have sex to have a baby?" Yu Li told the truth.
"Who told you that you have to do it every day to have a baby?"
"My mother, my teacher's wife said so."
"Is your mother the one your master's wife talked about every day?"
"Did they say every day... I don't think they said that. They are all worried about me giving birth. They all say that giving birth is very important. Shouldn't important things be done every day? Until the moment the task is completed."
"Silly boy, who told you that? Don't you see what Shazhu has become? Men are not that strong. Haven't you heard that there are only cows that die of exhaustion, but no fields that are plowed to death?"
"I've heard that. Zhuzi said a few days ago, what's the point of talking about cows and land? We don't farm."
"Ah, you are still young and don't understand anything. Cows refer to men, land refers to women, and cultivated land refers to that thing. Do you understand?"
Yu Li looked at the third aunt blinking her eyes and slapped her thigh, "Oh, so that's what he meant. Why didn't he make it clear? But I want to get pregnant as soon as possible and give birth to a child for the He family as soon as possible, isn't that right?"
"Silly girl, children are all destiny, it's fate. When you are destined to have a child, whether it is a boy or a girl, it is all decided by God. There is no point in being anxious. Besides, if Sha Zhu's health is bad, you won't be able to get pregnant even if your destiny has come. Don't dare to do this again in the future." The third aunt shocked Yu Li with her theory of destiny and finally scared her with Sha Zhu's body.
"Oh, I know."
In the afternoon, Sha Zhu came back and took Yu Li to Uncle Ren's house.
Mr. Ren exchanged a few pleasantries with Yu Li before getting straight to the point. "Yu Li, I remember Sha Zhu said you graduated from high school, right?"
"Yes."
"I'll assign you to a street office, the Jiaodaokou Street Office near you, and start as a level 8 clerk, okay?"
"Okay, I'll follow your arrangements." Yu Li nodded happily in agreement.
"No, didn't you want to persuade her with my aunt about that matter? How did you arrange a job for her, and a level 8 clerk at that? Is it appropriate?" Sha Zhu asked the question.
"We'll talk about your matter later. Now let's talk about work. A level 8 clerk is equivalent to a level 8 worker or a level cook, just like you."
"I'm now a level 7 cook. Isn't that too high? It took me many years to become a level 8 cook. If it weren't for the last incident, I wouldn't be promoted to level 7 now. Isn't this against the rules?" Sha Zhu was worried about causing trouble for Uncle Ren.
"Yu Li graduated from high school, she is a talented person, you think everything is given to you, she needs time to endure, she had endured time when she was in school." Grandpa Ren said to Sha Zhu in a bad mood. "Let your aunt talk to you about the rest, you women can communicate better."
Aunt Ren pulled Yu Li into the inner room to talk in private. Sha Zhu looked at Uncle Ren and then looked inside.
"Don't worry, your aunt will explain it to Yu Li. Yu Li has nothing to do, so she is obsessed with having a baby. When she goes to work tomorrow, she will be busy and her attention will naturally shift away."
"You're going to work tomorrow? So soon?"
"Then why do you think I asked you to come here today? I checked the situation of each street office and made the arrangements." Grandpa Ren said it as if arranging a job was as easy as drinking water, but Sha Zhu knew how difficult it was to get into a state-owned unit, especially as a clerk instead of a temporary worker.
"Uncle Ren, I don't know what to say. You have helped me so much silently. This, this..." Sha Zhu was already a little incoherent.
"Zhu Zi, you are a very open-minded person, so what? It's just to arrange a job. Yu Li's academic qualifications and abilities are sufficient. I am just a matchmaker. Don't think too much."
"I don't think most people would give us this thread."
"Yes, you are right. We like you two, you are a good person, and Yu Li is a good kid. I am willing to help. If you feel that I owe you a favor, then come to my place more often, cook more delicious meals for us, and talk to us more often to relieve our boredom. Okay, let's end this topic here. Go cook, and we'll have a meal together later."
Sha Zhu nodded heavily, "Okay, I don't know anything else, but I will definitely cook delicious dishes for you, and I will come to cook for you often."
After dinner, Sha Zhu accompanied Uncle Ren for two drinks. Then, Yu Li, feeling relieved, returned home in a good mood. She went to bed early and really slept with her eyes closed.
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