Quick Wear: Inferiority is the best dowry for men

He Sheng opened a small social media account to record his daily life and make complaints.

The title is: Daily life with my schizophrenic boyfriend.

[X month x day, sunny, he said the time allocation last night was unfair and asked me to make up for it. But damn, I was almost using a stopwatch to time it last night, how could that happen? ]

[On x month x day, cloudy. A wanted to eat cake, so he bought it. B wanted to drink coffee, so he bought it. As a result, A kissed me after eating it and asked me if it was sweet. I said it was sweet, so B was not satisfied. He also took a sip and kissed me, and asked me if it was sweet. Sweet as hell, didn’t he know how bitter his favorite coffee was? It was so bitter, so B was so happy that he cried and complained that I didn’t love him anymore. ]

[On x month x day, it was drizzling. B was in a bad mood and didn't want to go out. A was happy and spent the whole day with me. At night, B got naughty and wanted to monopolize my time. Haha. ]

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wb will push the account to "people you may know". Ji Huaichuan, who was on wb for the first time and wanted to follow He Sheng, saw this account appear on his interface.

Out of curiosity, he clicked on it and saw records that were very familiar to him.

【a likes sweet food, cries easily, and is obedient. 】

[B likes salty food, coffee, is very clingy, and likes to do something strange. ]

He was certain and certain that this was referring to him and Bie He! Then it was obvious who the owner of this account was.

In addition to some complaints, the account’s Weibo mostly records what a or b says they like and what they want to do.

The latest Weibo post reads [A good memory is not as good as a bad pen, help them realize their wishes if you have the chance. ]

Ji Huaichuan knew that sometimes He Sheng would help him realize the requests he made casually in order to compete with others one day.

He turned off his phone. He Sheng was playing games in the living room. He sat next to He Sheng and leaned his head on her shoulder. "Can I give birth to a baby for you?"

"Pah!" The phone in He Sheng's hand fell. "What did you say?! What's happening? Who's happening? What?!"

Ji Huaichuan didn't think there was a problem at all, "I'll give birth to a baby for you."

He Sheng picked up the phone. The game was already lost. She put the phone aside and looked at Ji Huaichuan in disbelief.

"Can you get pregnant?"

"I'm not a human, of course I can get pregnant."

After saying that, he grabbed He Sheng's hand and asked her to touch his belly, "It's not difficult for me to pinch my own uterus."

"Ah, uh, no reproductive isolation?"

"What is that? I can get pregnant if I want."

Oh, what a terrible conversation. He Sheng held his forehead with his hand, "Anyway, you have a way to get pregnant, right?"

"Correct."

"Well...you agree. Does Biehe agree too?"

His eyes changed color, and Bie He hugged her, "Of course I agree! I also want to have a baby with you!"

"Uh... do you really know what a baby means... It's not enough to just give birth to it, you also have to raise it! You two don't think raising a baby is easy?" He Sheng felt even more confused. Even if he was an alien, there was no cost for giving birth, but raising a child was more troublesome than giving birth.

"Is that so?" Bie He took out his cell phone and started searching for things to do when raising children.

A mess of various lists and precautions spread out in front of him. He Sheng felt a headache after just a quick glance at them. He was sure that he would not be able to accept it.

"Sure, it's not difficult." Bie He concluded, "I will give her a lot of love! Together with Ji Huaichuan, she has the love of three people! She must be the happiest baby in the world!"

"No, this is not the right approach. First of all, when you raise a child, she is too young at the beginning and will cry and make a fuss, so you won't be able to sleep well."

"We don't need to sleep at all."

"Okay, then we need to educate her when she grows up. Hobbies and stuff like that will cost a lot of money!"

"I can earn it! I still have millions in savings!"

"Okay, next time, she will have a rebellious phase and go against you."

Bie He pouted, "Now that he has grown up and has his own ideas, then... I can accept that."

He Sheng said indifferently, "Okay, I can't do it when I'm ten months pregnant."

Bie He's attitude changed immediately, "Forget it! Let's think about it again."

Then she crossed her arms and was probably chatting with Ji Huaichuan.

He Sheng curled the corners of his mouth and said, "Little guy, this will scare you to death."

When Ji Huaichuan came out, he hugged He Sheng's arm tightly and said, "Forget it, ten months is too long. I don't want it."

"That's right. It's more important for the three of us to live a good life than anything else."

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A long time later, He Sheng suddenly asked Ji Huaichuan about Bie He.

"Why did Biehe become a personality in your body?"

"I went to see the memories of those two worlds, and I thought you liked him very much, so I kept him."

"Haven't you ever thought that he might steal my love from you?"

"I didn't think about it at the time, and I regretted it later, but you're happy too, and I think that's enough."