Ancient women awaken: loving yourself is the way to go

The last time Shen Xingxi was speechless was when the prince lost.

After a moment of silence, [Why didn't the emperor give the four palace maids positions? ]

System: [The emperor has been acting more and more absurdly in the past three months. All the palaces in the palace that can accommodate concubines are full.]

[The queen really didn't know where to arrange her maid to live, so she just kept her by her side.]

The system sighed: [The emperor is in power, the prince is incompetent and also greedy for pleasure, the Chen family is the only one in power, the court is corrupt, and there are only ten honest officials left. The people are starving every year, and taxes are increased every year. This country...]

[However, most of the military power is in the hands of the emperor, and the rest is in the hands of the Chen family. The treatment of the soldiers has never been deducted, and the emperor has countless secret guards. Changing the dynasty is as difficult as ascending to heaven.]

Shen Xingxi picked up the teacup to hide her inner sadness, but there was no abnormality on her face, and she continued to say flattering words to the Queen.

Soon, the emperor, who had just come out of court, walked in.

After everyone paid their respects, Shen Xingxi offered tea again.

The emperor looked at Shen Xingxi with fiery eyes, "Princess Yun is quite pretty, I am sorry to let you marry Yun'er, come to the palace to see your mother when you have nothing to do."

[Host, just now Minister Chen privately suggested that the emperor have a private affair with you. Prince Yun is not awake anyway, so this is more stimulating.]

Shen Xingxi clenched her fists, "I obey your command."

The emperor glanced at the queen quietly, then stood up and left.

The queen looked at Shen Xingxi with a complicated look in her eyes. She sighed and said weakly, "Madame Chen, take Princess Yun to rest. After you have lunch with me, you can leave."

Shen Xingxi was taken to the side hall and angrily slammed the table, [Is this the emperor? He is worse than an animal! ]

[Host, calm down. The Emperor was fed aphrodisiacs by the Chen family all year round when he was a child. He became addicted. He...]

Shen Xingxi interrupted the system: [Don't say he has his own reasons, I don't want to hear them.]

The system immediately changed the subject, [Host, I want to write a novel recently, can you please see if there are any problems with my lines? ]

[Go ahead.] Shen Xingxi didn't want to continue the previous topic.

The system calculated the time and said: [I am the secret of heaven, and I am here to warn everyone. Anyone who sees this must not reveal the source, otherwise there will be punishment from heaven! At the least, you will lose money, and at the worst, you will die.]

Shen Xingxi was in a state of dismay, and was about to complain in her heart when the system coughed and interrupted her inner thoughts, "Host, there is a guard who has cheated on the emperor many times."

[The emperor was given a sterilization drug, and it was done by the Chen family. ]

【…】

Shen Xingxi didn't know why the system suddenly revealed so much gossip, not even from the perspective of objects.

After listening to everything, he began to think about how to deal with the emperor who was about to arrive.

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The words are divided into two parts.

Prince Yun stood up only after he saw the princess leave.

He immediately ordered Yueluo who was under the bed: "Hand over the household goods in the mansion to the princess, including the rewards given by father over the years."

"Tomorrow, when the princess returns home, let Wu Ti go in my place. We cannot let the princess be looked down upon."

The moon should set, so go out and tell the crows to cry.

After washing up, Prince Yun let Yueluo lie on the bed, and he dressed himself as a guard and secretly left the house and got on a carriage.

He picked up the teacup and listened leisurely to the conversation between the princess and the system.

It was not until she heard that the Chen family actually proposed that the princess have an affair with her father that she became so angry that she crushed the teacup in her hand.

The porcelain shards cut his fingertips, and blood dripped down, but he seemed to be unaware and whispered:

"Mantian, lead ten people to throw torches around the palace, and then run away. Don't get caught by the Imperial Guards."

Prince Yun closed his eyes. This was the only thing he could do.

I hope to interrupt my father's interest.

Just as the system said, there are countless secret guards in the palace. Even at night, the possibility of sneaking in quietly is extremely low, let alone in broad daylight.

Although my father was defeated by Yu Wang, he never relaxed his vigilance on security.

Half of the annual tax increase is used to train secret guards.

The carriage stopped in front of a teahouse. He liked to sit here in the morning, drinking tea and listening to the news from the capital.

Little did he know that the moment he stepped into the teahouse, a golden light would appear on his forehead.

[I am the secret of heaven, and I am here to warn everyone that anyone who sees this must not reveal the source, or there will be punishment from heaven! At the very least, it will lead to financial loss, and at the worst, death.]

Prince Yun had no idea what was happening. He just felt everyone's eyes on him. He touched the human skin mask on his face, and after confirming that it was correct, he found a corner and sat down without caring at all.

It was just strange that the teahouse suddenly became quiet and many people were looking in his direction out of the corner of their eyes.

Before he could think about it, his attention was attracted by the news revealed by the system.

[There was a guard who cheated on the emperor many times. ]

[The emperor was given a sterilization drug, and it was done by the Chen family. ]

[The three wives of Minister Chen who passed away were all given to the emperor by Minister Chen. Minister Chen is considering when to give the current wife to the emperor.]

There were bursts of gasps in the teahouse. Could they know this?

Aren't the Emperor and Minister Chen too inseparable?

So much so that those who were gossiping forgot to cover up and stared straight at Prince Yun.

Prince Yun was being stared at by countless pairs of eyes. He pretended to be calm, drank a sip of tea, and then stood up and left.

Long after he left, the teahouse suddenly became noisy.

"No wonder Minister Chen is still standing tall despite his achievements."

"Minister Chen is really not a man. He even uses his own wife as a bargaining chip."

……

The sound of discussion immediately reached Chen's residence, and Minister Chen's face turned ashen with anger.

It was not that he was afraid that the emperor would hold him responsible for giving him the sterilization drug, but he felt that giving three wives to the emperor was too shameful.

What puzzled him was that no one knew about this matter except him, his three deceased wives and the emperor.

And it would not be good for the emperor if it got out.

Therefore, it could only have been spread by his personal secret guard or the emperor's personal secret guard.

Who is it?

The instigator system has hidden its merits and fame, and is hiding away, waiting for the host to find a solution.

Shen Xingxi finally decided: [I think the emperor will not make a big fuss when he comes over later, so I will just treat the people who come in as hooligans and beat them up and run away.]

【It is safest to put things out in the open. 】

The system said admiringly: [Host, you are so smart! The emperor really wanted to sneak into the room! ]

[Since you are so smart, the system decided to give you a golden finger: summon. ]

[The summons cannot occur out of thin air and must be reasonable and cannot cause physical harm to people.

For example, the host cannot summon drugs or something like that to appear on your sleeves, but can summon mice, which will crawl out of their holes and crawl on you. However, if someone around you is allergic to mice, they will not be summoned. 】

Shen Xingxi gritted his teeth: [System, I've been thinking about the best solution for so long, and you tell me there's a cheat code? ]

The system was trying not to laugh. She had to make sure that Prince Yun was in the carriage before she could say that!

But he said: [This skill can only be used for pranks, it doesn't have much practical use, at most it can be used as a joke, so I didn't say it.]

Shen Xingxi smiled again, [Who said it has no practical use? Summon a pile of shit to the emperor's head! ]

[No! Two pieces! ]

【Let’s just say three pieces! 】

[No matter how many lumps there are, it still doesn’t make me feel better! 】

Before she finished her words, she heard Eunuch Xu outside exclaim, "Your Majesty!"

The emperor frowned and stopped, "Eunuch Xu, why did you expose..." my whereabouts?

Before he could say the rest of the words, he felt something on top of his head.

Immediately, Eunuch Xu exclaimed even louder: "Your Majesty, it's a flock of birds!"