Reborn with a Cell Phone 2007

When Xu Jinhuan returned to the room after taking a shower, Gao Mandong had just painted the last toenail of his toe with pink, sparkling nail polish. He couldn't help but lift his leg to admire himself: "Ah~ Such long legs, they are not in vain in my body in this life."

Gao Mandong now has long hair and likes the color pink. After dying once, she suddenly understood many things.

For example, people who don't like her won't change because of her disguise, and the same goes for people who like her. If you can't please everyone, then please yourself, at least there will be one more person in the world who likes you.

It’s not easy to die, and it’s too lazy to live.

Gao Mandong gradually opened up her heart and herself under the guidance of those around her, but the problem was... she opened up a little too much and completely let herself go.

In her own words, she had become a pervert because she had been suppressed for too long.

Xu Jinhuan chuckled as he applied skin care products on his face. Dongdong is indeed crazy now, a little neurotic, but his crazy state is stable and very healthy.

She speaks faster than the average person, likes to talk nonsense, is a walking master of rhythm, and is very good at rhyming.

But cuter and more real.

Gao Mandong sighed with regret and said with tears in his eyes, "Even if I take off all my clothes and stand in front of you, you will have no reaction?"

Xu Jinhuan looked at her helplessly and said, "Yes."

"Boo, boo, boo." Gao Mandong covered her face and pretended to cry.

Xu Jinhuan was indifferent and asked casually, "What time is it now?"

Gao Mandong sobbed and took out her mobile phone to check the time. She was so impressed by the wallpaper of a half-naked muscular man that she had a heart attack for a moment.

"It's just ten o'clock." Gao Mandong put his phone upside down on the bed, covered his chest and said in pain: "Damn it, why am I still not gay."

There are two major sources of pain that trouble Gao Mandong:

1. Why hasn’t the earth exploded yet?

2. Why am I not bent yet?

If one of her and Huanhuan is gay, the other one has to follow suit. How can there be any men in the world like her?

"Take another look." Gao Mandong picked up the phone again, still feeling the same throbbing pain, "Ah, it hurts."

Xu Jinhuan couldn't help laughing: "You and Ji Shumiao must get along well now."

"I get angry just talking about this! Do you think I don't regret it?" Gao Mandong angrily pounded the bed with her fists, and then began to sing: "It's all my fault back then. I was young and confused, and I couldn't tell the difference between two, six, nine and five, and I didn't know which leg was thicker. If I had held onto Ji Shumiao's thigh, I would be a rich woman now, and I would take you to order all the male models in the city."

Seeing her dancing with excitement, Xu Jinhuan asked with great concern: "Did you take your medicine today?"

"Ah?" Gao Mandong was stunned for a moment, "I forgot."

Gao Mandong needs to take mood stabilizers for a long time to relieve his manic state, otherwise he will "let himself go" in a physical sense.

I watched her swallow the medicine and only turned off the light and prepared to go to bed when she was satisfied.

In the darkness, Gao Mandong pupa clung to her body tightly. The female ghost asked like she was seducing a poor scholar: "You really... don't have any feelings at all? Can't our friendship change a little?"

Xu Jinhuan closed his eyes and answered perfunctorily, "No. It can't be changed. Go to sleep quickly. I'll find a way to make myself gay tomorrow, and then make me gay."

They also have to go shopping for travel supplies tomorrow.

Gao Mandong closed his eyes and began his nightly prayer before going to bed: "God, I wish the earth would explode tonight and there would be no tomorrow."

She still didn't want to live, and was committed to finding a way to die instantly, without any pain or suffering, and without causing any trouble to others.

After thinking about it, the only option is that the earth explodes instantly. If there is no one in the world, then there will be no trouble for others!

Haha!