Reborn with a Cell Phone 2007

It was said to be half past two, but Luo Xingyun slipped down at one. Sui Xixi was not there, so he stealthily pushed open the door of Ji Shumiao's office, showing half of his head and grinning at Ji Shumiao.

Yin Xiao, who was originally half lying on the sofa to catch up on his sleep, opened his eyes immediately. When he saw that the person coming was Luo Xingyun, he relaxed a little, but did not continue to sleep.

Luo Xingyun, who didn't know he was hated, sat down on the chair in front of Ji Shumiao's desk with a shameless face: "Are you busy?"

Ji Shumiao didn't even bother to raise his eyelids, and didn't want to listen to his nonsense. He processed the documents without any interruption and said concisely: "Let it go."

"Why isn't your secretary here?"

"What's it to you whether she's here or not?"

Sui Xixi is good friends with several girls in the Human Resources Department and usually goes there to sleep during lunch break.

Luo Xingyun laughed: "Hehe, I just think she seems to like me, so you should be a good person and help to matchmake her for me."

"Turn left at the end of the corridor. Go ahead."

Luo Xingyun: "That's the toilet!"

"The mirror on the sink is big, no matter how big your face is, it can reflect it." Ji Shumiao couldn't stand it any longer and slammed the pen in his hand on the table. "You 'think' she likes you, how do you 'think'? Because she entered the same company door as you this morning, because she looked at you politely when she spoke, or because she gave you a portion of lunch when she delivered it?"

Luo Xingyun choked and wanted to refute but couldn't find any argument.

"Don't feel so good about yourself. Do you want me to call Brother Lang to show you the consequences of being so self-righteous?" Ji Shumiao frowned. "I'm busy enough every day. Don't try to make trouble for me. Don't stretch your pig's claws towards the people around me, or I'll tear you apart with my hands."

Ji Shumiao really can't live without Sui Xixi now, and Luo Xingyun is neither suitable nor worthy of her.

"You... no matter how much you expose your skin, you can't stop employees from pursuing love!"

"I love you like a fucking shit!" Ji Shumiao yelled, cursing like a string of bullets: "Is your brain tissue made of pig fat? When you come in, the heater turns it into liquid, and when you go out, the cold wind seals your entire skull, right?"

Ji Shumiao: "Are you here to pursue love today? If so, get as far away from me as possible and don't get in my way."

Luo Xingyun was like a hairless quail with its neck strangled. He didn't even dare to breathe. He shivered under Ji Shumiao's frightening gaze and said, "Then... Then I'll go to the meeting room first... to... prepare."

"Stop." Ji Shumiao stopped Luo Xingyun who was running away and threatened: "If I find out that you are harassing Xixi, I will definitely twist your head off alive and crack it open to see if it is filled with pig fat."

Luo Xingyun responded and ran away quickly.

Ji Shumiao was furious: "People with love-brain problems should be sentenced to prison."

He has no idea what is more important than what is less important. His walnut-sized brain can't hold anything else except that little bit of love.

Until the meeting, Ji Shumiao still had a sullen face.

Zhou Hui was rocking back and forth in his chair, yawning one after another, with dark circles under his eyes, as if he had overindulged himself and his kidneys were overdrawn;

Lin Yi was multitasking, processing documents on her laptop while listening attentively to Luo Xingyun's explanation of the project plan;

……

Those sitting below were all old acquaintances whom he hadn't seen for several months. However, after Ji Shumiao's previous scolding, Luo Xingyun didn't dare to laugh and joke, and put on the most serious and professional attitude to give his explanation.

"Sister Lin Yi, what do you think?" After listening to the explanation, Ji Shumiao immediately asked for Lin Yi's opinion.

Lin Yi: "The market prospects of the project are quite good, but your company's operation and team capabilities are hard to describe."

Zhou Hui yawned and asked, "Is there no other choice? Do we have to invest in his company?"

Luo Xingyun was immediately unhappy: "Hey! If you don't invest in my company, are you going to invest in your company? Do you have a company? You don't even have a company!"

Ji Shumiao interrupted the quarrel between the elementary school students in time: "Shut up!"

Zhou Hui cannot leave at this stage, at least until she can train someone to replace Zhou Hui.

Ji Shumiao made the final decision: "We will invest 30 million in the first round. I will decide whether to make additional investments later after seeing the interim results."

Later, Lin Yihe and the people from the investment company discussed the share ratio, investment terms, etc. with Luo Xingyun, but Ji Shumiao decided to let Zhou Hui also serve as the supervisor of Luo Xingyun's company.

“Oh~~” Zhou Hui let out a weird cheer, his tone and expression were a little awkward: “Some people just had to act up, not willing to be on an equal footing with me, but now the situation has changed and they’ve become my superior and subordinate.”

Luo Xingyun’s back teeth were almost broken, but there was nothing he could do about it.

Ji Shumiao held his forehead and sighed: "May the world be at peace."