Reborn with a Cell Phone 2007

Ji Shumiao once asked Xu Weilan what kind of person her sister was.

Xu Weilan hesitated and then stopped talking for a long time before uttering two words: "You are sick."

Ji Shumiao asked: "What do you mean?"

Xu Weilan: “It’s a long story.”

Ji Shumiao: "Sir, I will listen carefully~"

"Since you are asking sincerely, I will tell you with all my heart."

If it were someone else, Xu Weilan wouldn’t want to recall anything at all.

Xu Weilan and Xu Yanxi are half-siblings. Their father met Xu Weilan's mother two years after divorcing his ex-wife, and then married her. Xu's father's success was the result of the couple's joint efforts after he married his second wife.

Xu Yanxi was young at that time, and her mother had instilled in her mind that Xu Weilan's mother was a third party, and that Xu Weilan was an illegitimate child who had taken away her original life as a lady.

"Xu Yanxi's cognitive impairment of the world began at this time. A scumbag father who loves new things and hates old ones, an abandoned mother, a vicious stepmother, and an illegitimate sister, this is usually the configuration of the heroine in a romance novel."

Ji Shumiao: "Uh...indeed."

Xu Weilan sighed again: "To make matters worse, Xu Yanxi and her mother live next door to a used bookstore, and Xu Yanxi read all kinds of melodramatic romance stories when she couldn't even read."

Ji Shumiao continued to make fun of him: "Books are not graded according to age, which is very harmful to people!"

"She has firmly believed since she was a child that she is the heroine of this world. All the opposite sex loves her, and all the same sex wants to harm her. She will definitely have an unforgettable love, and she will definitely travel around the world on a luxury cruise ship with a domineering president riding a white horse, be forcibly kissed on a hot air balloon at 20,000 feet, be courted in a field covered with roses, and then quarrel, reconcile, break up, reconcile again, quarrel again, break up again, and reconcile again..."

Ji Shumiao interrupted with applause at the right time: "The classic citation is quite good!"

Xu Weilan: "Then she was framed by a vicious female supporting actress and tortured for three to five years. In the end, she was forced to have her kidney removed and donate blood while pregnant and died. After the man lived a miserable life for her, she returned with a cute baby."

Ji Shumiao: "... this... why don't you arrange a sweet pet script for yourself?"

"Your background has already set the tone for your life. Besides, how can a love without abuse be unforgettable?"

Ji Shumiao: "No treatment?"

Speaking of this Xu Weilan, her eyes went dark as if by reflex, and she sighed in a whirlwind voice, "When she was thirteen, my father finally realized that something was wrong with his eldest daughter, and took her back to raise her. Although my mother was not happy, she did not want to argue with a sick little girl. However, Xu Yanxi made the family a mess. I will not go into the details. Anyway, you can use your imagination. Imagination speaks of logic, but facts do not."

"Uh... okay." Ji Shumiao compromised disappointedly.

"My father sent her to the hospital for systematic treatment, but her condition got worse and worse. The more she received treatment, the more she felt she was being persecuted. During that time, her mother accidentally fell from a building and died."

Ji Shumiao: "Accident?"

"Right..." Xu Weilan sighed for the umpteenth time, "It was really an accident. The clothes she hung out to dry were blown onto the awning of the house downstairs, so she used a long pole to hook them, with most of her body leaning out of the window..."

"Uh... the same lineage, the disciple surpasses the master?"

"There were witnesses and surveillance video, but Xu Yanxi firmly believed that my mother had killed her mother, and she repeatedly called the police to complain. My father had no choice but to send her far away and hired a nanny and a professional nurse to take care of her. Xu Yanxi believed deep down that she was an indomitable and tough heroine, so she lived a cheerful and optimistic life."

"Uh... the train derailed and moved away instead."

Therefore, Xu Yanxi is a severely delusional patient who disguises himself as a normal person.

There was a howling north wind in Hohhot that day, and the weather was fine and heavy snow fell.

Chu Hongyi and Xu Yanxi's current residence is a high-end apartment in the city center. Xu Xiao, with purple corners of his mouth, stood under the street light, braving the cold wind and snow, looking up at a window illuminated by a bright light on the upper floor.

Ji Shumiao's instructions came from the Bluetooth headset: "Look at your eyes and raise your head a little higher. That's right, show your whole handsome face to her."

In a well-heated car not far away, Ji Shumiao was sharing a large baked sweet potato with Sui Xixi.

Xu Xiao gritted his teeth and said, "I've been standing for half an hour. My neck is almost broken and my hair is covered with rime."

Ji Shumiao said slowly: "Your father has been in the detention center for 24 hours."

Xu Xiao shut up. Thinking of his father, his eyes, which were already red from the cold wind, became even redder, and two lines of tears shed.

"Wow—it's snowing!" The heroine appeared at this moment very tactfully, opened the window and stretched out her hand to catch the flying snowflakes.

She should innocently go out in the snow and build a snowman.

The next moment, Xu Yanxi saw the snowman downstairs. Xu Xiao, covered in snow, was looking up at her, his sadness wider than the snow-covered land.

Ji Shumiao: "She smiled with tears in her eyes, then slowly looked away, her expression gradually turning into a wry smile. Yes~ You did a great job~"

Xu Xiao would be able to do what he wanted next without Ji Shumiao teaching him. He turned around and left Xu Yanxi with a desolate and lonely back.

"Are you crazy? It's freezing!" Chu Hongyi shouted behind her.

Xu Yanxi closed the window in despair, and couldn't help thinking that if Xu Xiao was here...