Konoha's Five Attributes Ninja

The suffocating silence filled the narrow room. Yeshan walked around Orochimaru, admiring his masterpiece with great interest.

Perhaps because he was tired from walking, Ye Shan turned his head and said to the dazed Anbu ninja: "Bring a bench."

"Ah?" The Anbu ninja was very unkind and was far inferior to Nara Shikaku.

"Bring the stool!" Ye Shan said again with a glare.

"Oh oh oh"

The Anbu ninja hurriedly brought a small stool and placed it behind Ye Shan: "You bastard, put it right in front of Orochimaru!"

“…”

"You're just an idiot who's full of swordplay, you won't be able to eat three dishes in your life!" Ye Shan cursed and sat down, then felt uncomfortable again, crossed his legs and asked, "Your mouth is dull, go make a pot of tea."

“…”

The Anbu ninja didn't dare to say much. The Hokage had lost his mind now, so it was better for him to protect himself.

Drinking tea? Is this the place for drinking tea? You are addicted to power, do you want me to give you the whole microphone?

Not long after, Ye Shan held the teacup and blew gently, then sat in front of Orochimaru with a relaxed look. He took a sip of tea and immediately frowned, "Damn it, it was brewed with broken tea bricks!? Are you kidding me? When have I ever been treated so unfairly? Go make some good tea, the good tea that has just been delivered from the Tea Country!"

"..."

The Anbu ninja gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, and endured it! Who let him be a high-ranking official... He is level 7 or 8, what else can he do except to do as he is told...

Orochimaru was so anxious that sweat covered his head and face. His eyes moved around desperately, and he mobilized all the strength in his body to try to break free from the restraints. His face turned red.

"What do you want to do?" Ye Shan asked with a squint.

"Don't waste your energy. No one in the world can break free from the shackles of a prison."

"So what exactly is this technique? Why have I never heard of or seen it?" Orochimaru asked in a hoarse voice.

"You're just a frog in the well. There are so many things you haven't seen, and yet you really think you're a big shot?" Ye Shan said with disdain.

Orochimaru felt extremely uncomfortable. He clearly had thousands of ways to deal with things, but now he could only watch others show off. He even wanted to self-destruct to get rid of his worries!

"Well, it's not too late to consider whether or not to accept my invitation. You can ask around the world. When has I, Baiyun Yeshan, ever begged anyone like this? Don't be ungrateful."

"Why should it be me? There are many research-type ninjas in the Ninjutsu Research Association, and they can fully meet your needs."

"They are no match for this," Ye Shan shook his head and said, "On the surface, they are arrogant and look down on others. When they come up with a little research result, they brag about it all over the world. In their bones, they are just human beings. They are just half-full and empty."

"Then why can I?"

"Because you are a madman, a complete madman. I can tell from your wise eyes." Ye Shan said with a smile.

"..." What's the matter with being offended?

"I admit that I am not as skilled as you, just kill me!" Orochimaru closed his eyes, looking like a man who is not afraid of wearing shoes even if he is barefoot.

Ye Shan clapped his hands and said with a grin, "So you are afraid of death? Then why do you study the way to eternal life?"

"To learn all the ninjutsu in the world and become the strongest ninja."

"Give up, or change your goal and work hard. You can never learn all the ninjutsu." Ye Shan smacked his lips and said, "Let alone, you will never be able to master the Uchiha clan's Sharingan in your lifetime. In life, choice is always more important than hard work!"

"..."

"Really, listen to my advice. The water of ninjutsu is too deep for you to grasp. Change your target and let yourself go. Enjoying unlimited happiness in a limited time is the serious thing to do."

"I would rather die than achieve my goal."

"Good! Very spirited!" Ye Shan praised: "Konoha is in need of talents like you, come on, let's change the world together!"

Orochimaru's face calmed down. He became even calmer after knowing that he couldn't break free. He pulled the corners of his mouth stiffly, but found that he couldn't smile. He said with a straight face helplessly: "I have no interest in changing the world. You'd better stab me to death."

"How come you are so stubborn?" Ye Shan said angrily, "If you don't have a dream, what's the difference between you and a salted fish? Let's work together to rewrite the world. Thousands of years later, history books will praise you and me in black and white. Why not do it?"

"How can you change the world? Can you change it just by distributing some ridiculous food? You have been the Hokage for several years, can you stop being so childish!?" Orochimaru shouted angrily.

"I'm childish? How am I childish?" Ye Shan suddenly became anxious and stood up to question.

"They are childish from head to toe! It's a joke that they want to unite the ants at the bottom! The world has always been ruled by the strong. What can they achieve if they muddle through all day long?"

Ye Shan was no longer in a hurry. He sat down slowly and said, "It's too small. The pattern is too small."

"You might as well take a long-term view and get out of your own misconceptions to see a broader prospect."

"for example?"

"Liberate productivity, let ninjas control the means of production, overthrow the existing system, and establish a more open and fair world."

"Then?"

"Expand our military, unify the world, and avoid meaningless wars."

"And then?"

"Let your horse go to the south mountain and enjoy life."

"So your ultimate goal is to enjoy life, right?" Orochimaru asked.

"good."

"I have an immature suggestion. Why do you go through all the trouble of reforming and then enjoying life? You can just start enjoying life now!"

"..."

My goodness, Orochimaru's words almost made Yeshan's CPU burn out. He was willing to call him a genius in logic...

"No, my goal is world nuclear peace!" Ye Shan said.

"The world is at peace now!?"

"There will still be war after I die."

"You're already dead, so stop worrying about it."

“What about my children and grandchildren?”

Orochimaru looked at Ye Shan as if he was a fool and said, "Children and grandchildren have their own blessings. If you don't have children and grandchildren, you can enjoy your own happiness. What are you, a young man in his twenties, thinking about all day long?"

"No, wait a minute." Ye Shan wiped his face, sorted out his thoughts carefully and said, "Let's start from the beginning."

“How do you change the world?”

"Liberate productivity, let ninjas control the means of production, overthrow the existing system, and establish a more open and fair world."

"Then?"

"Expand our military, unify the world, and avoid meaningless wars."

"And then?"

Ye Shan's eyes widened, and he said without hesitation: "Right now, immediately, it will be so fast that Doraemon can't even cover its ears!"

"..."

The Anbu ninja who was listening was stunned. Oh my God, what did I hear? Two big shots of Konoha were performing crosstalk for me. Woohoo, mom, your son has made it.

Orochimaru was indifferent: "I didn't expect you to be so humorous. Is this what they call a thousand faces?"

Ye Shan waved his hands proudly and said, "I'm just funny sometimes, but most of the time I'm serious."

"Stop talking nonsense and join me. I want your body."

"?"

"I'm jealous of your skills." Ye Shan said.

"I refuse." Orochimaru refused.

"Alas!" Ye Shan sighed and said, "It's easy to get thousands of soldiers, but it's hard to get a general. It's true that talents are not easy to get. As the saying goes, a forced melon is not sweet. Since you have no intention of doing this, I have no choice but to kill you to prevent future troubles."

Orochimaru's face trembled, and his heart was inexplicably shaking. After thinking for a moment, he said, "How about you invite me again?"

Ye Shan was overjoyed and said, "Stop talking nonsense and join me. I am greedy for your body."

"Okay, I agree!"

"Yoshi," Ye Shan laughed and clapped his hands. "I already got Wolong, and now I have Fengchu under my command. Why should I worry about not accomplishing my great cause?"

"What's wrong with you?" Orochimaru asked carefully.

"Nothing, I just remembered something happy."

"Can you let me go?"

"cannot!"

"?"

"You can escape the death penalty, but you can't escape the punishment of living. The families of the missing need an explanation. You are just the right height, short, fat and thin."

"So what do you want?"

"Beat him half to death, of course."

"Didn't you say you wouldn't fight?"

"I don't have to fight," Ye Shan said with a smile, "so I brought thugs."

Several Anbu ninjas who were watching the show jumped in their hearts and immediately felt that something was wrong. Sure enough, the Hokage pointed his finger at them: "What are you doing standing there? Do you have donkey hair in your ears? Didn't you hear my order?"

The Anbu ninja took a step back unconsciously and asked quietly: "Are you really going to let us fight?"

"nonsense!"

"Where?"

"Hit anywhere except the head!"

"To what extent?"

"Are you annoying?" Ye Shan waved his hands impatiently and said, "Beat him so hard that even his own mother won't recognize him!"

The Anbu ninja swallowed his saliva, rolled up his sleeves, walked up to the motionless Orochimaru, hesitated for a moment, and punched the latter in the chest.

Ye Shan: “…”

Orochimaru: “…”

"You, come here!" Ye Shan hooked his finger to signal the Anbu ninja to come forward, then he concentrated his energy and slid to knock him down. Without saying a word, he rode on the man and started hitting him with both hands, cursing as he hit him.

"Let you not learn well!"

With a "slap", the Anbu saw stars.

"Let you dissect it!"

"Bang!" The Anbu was kicked in the balls and it hurt.

"You will live forever!"

"Dang!" A punch made the Anbu see Tainai.

Ye Shan stood up panting, and the Anbu was lying on the ground foaming at the mouth, already unconscious.

“See? Beat me hard just like that!” The aura of the domineering president was evident.

The remaining two Anbu ninjas did not dare to delay and rushed to Orochimaru and beat him with all their might. Soon, they beat him so badly that even his own mother could not recognize him.

Ye Shan nodded with satisfaction and said, "Feng Chu, please don't blame me. It's hard for me to be a Hokage!"

Orochimaru: “….”

Really, Orochimaru is really scared of Yeshan. He has seen many mentally ill people, but this is the first time he has seen a patient with a dual personality. What's even more terrifying is that the patient's identity is actually the Kage of Konoha!

"Hokage-sama, you humiliated me like this, aren't you afraid of retribution in the future?" Orochimaru was only tough in his mouth. If he hadn't been controlled by Hayama's technique, he would have collapsed to the ground long ago.

Ye Shan wiped the sweat off his face, not taking Orochimaru's threats seriously at all: "You have committed a serious crime, and according to the law you should be executed immediately, but the village is currently short of talent, especially R&D talent, so I'm going to let you go and spare your life. I advise you to learn your lesson."

Orochimaru was angry. As a strong man, he had his own dignity. No one could tolerate being attacked by a few ant-like Anbu.

"Kill me now, or I will kill you in the future!"

Ye Shan clapped his hands and said with a smile: "You have great ambitions, worthy of being one of the famous Sannin! But sometimes it is harder to die than to ascend to heaven. Your sins need to be compensated by achievements. Before that, I will not kill you unless you kill yourself like Hatake Sakumo. But I look left and right and you are not the kind of short-lived ghost. I think you are just good at talking!"

Orochimaru's expression kept changing, and after a long while, he said in a hoarse voice: "Spreading chakra and involving ordinary people in the disputes of ninjas is likely to cause the existing order to collapse. Do you really understand what you are doing?"

"Or do you think that our ancestors were short-sighted? They can't think of things that you can think of? Don't dream! As long as people have greed and desire in their hearts, chakra will sooner or later become a tool for killing! By then, the Ninja World War will become a war that sweeps the world, and it will be a luxury for ordinary people to stand idly by!"

"Chakra has never been the root cause of war, the dark side of human hearts is! As a Hokage, you think everything is too beautiful. Haven't you ever thought about the bad side?"

Ye Shan sat down and smiled when he heard this: "I have long understood that preparation is the key to success, but so what? How can you succeed if you always look ahead and behind? There are too many smart people in the world, but there is a lack of stupid idealists like me. What do you think?"

"There is no future, the so-called reform is doomed to fail!" Orochimaru said coldly.

"Maybe." Ye Shan did not comment: "Maybe one day, everything we have done will be proven to be a failure; maybe one day, our efforts will bring great trauma to the world; maybe one day, people will use chakra again to kill on a larger scale."

Ye Shan sat upright on the bench, the shadowless lamp illuminated his face, dense and tiny beads of sweat gathered into a stream and dripped down, his fair skin became flushed for some reason, his eyes were shining, and he said seriously: "But, everything is definitely not today! Today, our farmer-helping ninjas are fighting on the land of the New Rain Country! Today, our people are full of expectations for their future lives! Today, I, the Hokage, still have a dream in my heart!"

"It's like reading a book and knowing that it tells a sad story, would you skip all the parts and go straight to the last page?"

"If the world had more fools like me and fewer smart people like you, maybe the ending would be different."

"Having said this, there is no point in continuing. As a smart person, Orochimaru, you should know how to use relationships. Once you have lost your usefulness, why should I keep you alive? You should know that there are many people out there who want to kill you. It is your choice whether to live or die!"

Ye Shan shook his head and stood up, looking at the Anbu ninja and said, "Go and pull the tendons of his legs and hands. Be careful not to make him completely disabled. Anyway, Tsunade is here."

Anbu Ninja: "..."

Well, after finishing today’s work, we guys may have to take turns sleeping. We might be killed by Orochimaru’s fans one day.