Pirates: My Cool and Handsome Captain

As a pirate, Andre was neither high nor low, and he was afraid of death, so he couldn't even earn a bounty. The pirate group he followed was beaten to pieces by the navy, so he simply packed up and went back home.

But Andre, who was used to the life of a pirate, felt that life was too ordinary when he returned to his hometown, and always wanted to do something.

Andre decided that he had to find a new job that suited him, so he became a bandit. The job of a bandit is not much different from that of a pirate, in one word: rob!

If you don’t have money, go down the mountain to rob money; if you don’t have wine, go down the mountain to rob wine; if you don’t have women, go down the mountain to rob women.

His fruit ability is actually quite useful. As long as he touches a person, he can stimulate the unknown animal side deep in that person's heart. He specially made a whip to match his fruit ability. So far, he has whipped many women, some of whom are wild in appearance but mice in heart, some of whom are gentle in appearance but tigers in heart, and some of whom are quiet in character but monkeys in heart. There are all kinds of women, but no one can escape his ability.

Compared to being a pirate, being a bandit is simply the pinnacle of Andre's life. He has money, and he can easily get any woman he likes by using his fruit power. Gradually, he also has little brothers following him. It is like a fish in water.

Life was going smoothly, but the regret buried in his heart was suddenly remembered, especially after Andre received a bounty order.

It was a bounty of 5400 million Baileys for the person whose face could not be seen clearly, the one who was the Gorgon Christie Dorea.

The same name, but without being able to see the face clearly, Andre couldn't be sure if this was the woman he had been thinking about, but it definitely made him feel the same way.

A few months later, a bounty order with the same name and a bounty of 450 million was handed to Andre. The black pupils and flowing dance skirt were no longer in his memory. Instead, the snake pupils and the murderous aura came to his face. Christie Doria, that's right! This woman actually became a pirate?

Andre spent a lot of money to investigate Christie Dorea. He wanted to know all the information about her after she went to sea! The Heart Pirates came into Andre's sight. As long as there was a bounty on the crew, Andre carefully studied every one of them. The bear was not worth mentioning. The bounty was not as expensive as a bottle of wine he usually drank. The other bounties of a few thousand or ten or twenty thousand were not worth paying attention to. The only one that caught Andre's attention was the captain of the Heart Pirates, "Surgeon of Death" Trafalgar Law.

According to the information he obtained, Trafalgar Law and Christie Doria were not an ordinary captain and crew relationship. Christie Doria should be Trafalgar Law's woman.

The woman he had always cherished in his heart was taken away by another man! Andre couldn't believe it and hated Trafalgar Law at the same time. Why was it him? ! Why was it him? ! How could it be him!! What's so good about this guy? He's not as strong and domineering as him, and he kidnapped Christie Doria to be a pirate. What else can he have except his good looks? !

That dream-like beautiful woman cannot be a superficial woman who only looks at the face!

Today, he took a few women down the mountain to have fun as usual. Through the window glass of a clothing store, he saw the woman he had been dreaming about at a glance. She had long black hair and a black dress wrapped around her graceful body. She was holding a piece of clothing and handing it to the man next to her.

The man... the spotted hat, the tattoo on the back of his hand... Trafalgar Law! He would never mistake that guy even if he was burned to ashes!

The Heart Pirates actually arrived here!

Andre squatted in the corner closer to the window and observed. Christie Doria handed the guy a piece of clothing. The bastard acted reluctant at first, but put it on the next moment. Then Christie threw herself into his arms and nestled in his arms like a little woman!

Despicable! Shameless! Obscene! Sly! He pretended to be unwilling but took it and put it on just to deceive women. Shameless!

Watching the intimate interaction between the two people inside, Andre's eyes became red. He imagined that the person being hugged by Christie was himself, and that he was acting coquettishly towards himself, and his thoughts were wandering for a while.

Andre followed the two people all the way. After Trafalgar Law and Christie Doria separated, Andre followed Christie. He also wanted to wear the same pink T-shirt as those people, help her carry her bag, and buy her ice cream. As long as he could get close to her, let alone ice cream, he could even buy the ice cream truck!

Christie entered the restaurant, and Andre directed several women to follow in. They sat down at a table nearby and ordered food while waiting for him. He himself looked inside through the window like a pervert.

How could she help other men pick out fish bones? She also poured wine for that guy. Even the bear was taken care of meticulously.

Andre couldn't stand it! In his mind, Christie Doria was originally a goddess sitting on the clouds, but now she has fallen into the mortal world and become an ordinary woman who serves tea and water to other men. In this case, he might as well tie her up and take her back to serve him.

As for whether the captain of the Heart Pirates offered a bounty of 3 billion for the pirate, he had never considered it at all. As long as Christie Dorea was controlled, Trafalgar would not have to take any action at all.

He went over his plan in his mind and jumped into action without giving it too much thought.

The idea is very rich, but the reality is too skinny.

Luo carried Dorea, who was curled up and snoring after eating, back to the Polar. Bepo put the psychopath in a sack and took him back with him and threw him into the toilet. Ikaku scolded him, "How can anyone get in if you put this guy here?! Get rid of him quickly! Throw him into the hall and get someone to keep an eye on him!"

"Sorry! I'll be there right away!" Bepo apologized and threw the man into the hall with a sack.

Pei Jin specially found a bird cage made of seastone and stuffed its head into it and blocked its mouth. The captain said that he should keep this guy quiet until he came back and not disturb Doria's sleep. Pei Jin specially asked Xiao Hongdou to keep an eye on this pile of things.

Luo settled Doria down and asked Ikaku to stay in the captain's room to look after her. He took Shaqi, Pekin, and Sea Urchin up the mountain to find the guy's lair. Bepo was going to go, but Luo asked him and the others to look after the ship and Doria, and the four of them left in a hurry.

Yi Zang, as the most experienced elder brother among these people, sat on the sofa in the hall, smoking a cigarette and looking at Andre in the cage. Yi Zang couldn't help laughing.

Ace put his arms on the sofa, drooped his eyes and asked: "What are you laughing at? That guy is sick, stay away from him."

"Hahaha... I just haven't seen, haha... such a stupid guy who developed the ability of the fruit! Haha..." Izo was laughing so hard that his body was shaking.

Wuxing is a man of few words. He sits on the floor and makes handicrafts with a rope in his hand. With the movement of his fingers, a fishing net-like object takes shape.

Beibo sat on the rabbit-hair carpet and asked, "Five Stars, what are you doing?"

"Oh, the captain asked me to make a big net bag before he left."

Everyone:…

"What's it for?"

"The captain said that when he came back, he would chop the guy up and put him in the net and hang him on the railing of the boat. When we left, the man was scattered into the sea through the mesh of the net."

Ace licked his lips and said, "Your captain is too cruel." He picked up the five-star woven part and took a look. A mesh hole was only about five centimeters in size. How many pieces would it have to be cut into?

Andre in the Cage: !!!

Izo flicked the ash off his cigarette and said, "I said Trafalgar was a petty person. He wouldn't kill people quickly."

Bass said: "You can't say that the captain is petty. Considering what this guy was thinking, the captain was very good-tempered for not killing him on the spot. Doria is very important to the captain. If the captain didn't want a child, they would have had a child just by being so close to each other."

Little Red Bean hissed, and from time to time it rolled up the cage with its tail and shook it hard, throwing it into the air and letting it fall freely. Andre in the cage was shocked and angry, but with his mouth blocked, he could only grunt like a pig. The owner was made a fool by this guy. The male owner went to find a place to fight, so he left this place to it. Anyway, the male owner said when he left, if it doesn't die, then die, just keep a breath.

Bepo was full of admiration: "Our captain is so creative. Who told him to attack Doria? He is worthy of being the captain. He can think of such a way. He is amazing!"

Wuxing was busy working, while the others looked at Bebo in confusion. The tinted glasses this guy wore were too thick.

"I've been so unlucky lately. First, Firefist and the Captain had something bad to eat, and then Dorea was attacked. It's Mercury retrograde!"