Pirates: My Cool and Handsome Captain

I woke up because of thirst and smacked my lips. I wondered why my mouth felt so salty since I didn’t brush my teeth before going to bed.

My throat is dry... What did you eat tonight? My head hurts a bit...

I propped myself up and crawled over the people outside, then grabbed the cup of water from the bedside and drank it in a few gulps.

"Snapped"

The orange light on the bedside was on, and Luo murmured with hazy eyes: "Don't run around, Doria, let Wuxing make you a ball of string mouse tomorrow, okay?"

I was stunned to hear Luo talking to me in a coaxing tone, and couldn't help asking, "What's that ball of string mouse? Is it a gift you prepared before going to the concert?"

Luo suddenly opened his eyes and looked at me. I felt my hair stand on end. He sat up suddenly, which scared me! !

"What are you doing? You're so startled? You scared me to death." I poured myself another glass of water and said as I drank, "What time is it? Did we go to bed so early today? The dinner was not cooked and it was a bit salty. Why am I so thirsty... What did I eat in the evening? I can't remember anything."

"You... have forgotten what happened today?" He looked at the top of my head strangely, then reached out and touched my waist.

"Today? What happened today?" I touched my head and wondered what he was looking at.

Why is this guy so weird? I think back to today, I went out shopping, and then... I ate at a restaurant, and a few women came in... One guy suddenly ran in and said... I was skinny and weak! He even took out a whip and wanted to beat me!

I put the cup of water heavily on the bedside and stood up to get out of bed.

Luo pulled my hand, picked up the pajamas beside him and put them on me: "Where are you going, Doria?" He held me in his arms and put his hand on my head: "You have recovered, right? Do you recognize me?"

I pulled his beard on his chin: "Trafalgar Law! You drank fake wine today! What's going on? What's going on? Weren't we having dinner outside? How did we get back?"

Luo hugged me tightly: "It seems that there is no problem. You were touched by that guy. He is a person with special abilities."

"A person with special abilities? What kind of abilities? I can't remember anything... He devoured my memory?!" I was horrified. I was so careless!

"What are you thinking about, it's just...well, you fell asleep."

"Ah? I fell asleep? What kind of fruit ability is that?"

Luo stuffed me directly into the quilt and said, "Don't ask any more questions. Go to sleep first. You have to wake up first before you cause any trouble."

I pushed Luo away: "No, what about the guy who scolded me? He...he also said I was skinny!" I was so angry when I thought about it. I thought he was blind. I am not as plump as Nami and Robin, but I am not a steamed bun either!

Luo looked at me in surprise: "Is this why you want to cause trouble for him?"

"Isn't that reason enough?! That guy is insulting me!" I sat up straight and straightened my chest: "What's wrong with me?!"

Luo lowered his head and smiled, reaching out to grab a handful, but I pushed him angrily and the guy fell down.

Luo Xiao was about to get a beating: "I thought you were angry because he attacked you, Doria, you are really angry in a way that is unexpected."

"Are you making fun of me, you bastard!" I rushed over, but he grabbed my wrist and pulled me into his arms, and the quilt fell on my head.

"Okay, I'm not laughing at you. If he dares to attack you, we can't let him go. I've arrested that guy and will deal with him tomorrow."

I struggled to stick my head out. "Did you catch that guy? Where is he locked up? There's no prison on the Polaris, right? Will he run away... Ugh!"

Luo bit my lips and pressed down hard, I couldn't breathe!

He kissed her and said, "You've made me so tired today. Since you can't sleep, let's do something interesting."

"You...you are talking nonsense. How did I torture you? Didn't you say I fell asleep...it hurts! Don't bite there!"

"Humph! You're still making trouble even when you're asleep."

"Liar...liar!"

Luo, this bad guy!

It was already early morning when I fell asleep again. The next day, I woke up and touched the place next to me. It was cold. I didn't know how long Luo had been gone.

Thinking of what he said yesterday about arresting the guy who scolded me and locking him up in the Polar, I threw back the quilt and got up!

How could someone say that I was skinny and weak? Over the years, I have heard people praise me for being pretty, cute, sexy, talented, etc. Except for that blind guy!

I angrily took out a herringbone bra from the bottom drawer of my closet that I had bought a long time ago but had never worn. It was pure black and covered with lace, with lace straps in the middle, and a black satin miniskirt embroidered with roses.

I put on all these things like a general going to the battlefield. This bra turned my D into an E+. I also put on a necklace around my neck, rings on my fingers, bracelets on my arms, and a gold leg ring on my thigh. I just don't believe that I can't shock that blind thing even though I'm so beautiful today?!

I put perfume behind my ears, the door opened, and Luo appeared carrying Guiku.

Seeing me like this, he stopped for a moment before coming in and closing the door.

"I don't remember receiving an invitation to the party, or did you act on your own?"

I fiddled with my hair and made a seductive gesture in front of the mirror.

"Does it look good? This is my most valuable battle robe. Hey, where is the guy you mentioned yesterday imprisoned? I must let him know that there is a price to pay for attacking a woman!"

Luo snorted coldly: "So you dressed up like you want to have an affair just to meet that piece of trash?"

"What?!" I immediately refuted him and took out the lipstick to apply: "I am doing this to prove that your wife, I - Christie Doria, am not a shriveled little girl."

"It seems that you are bothered by the word 'shriveled', but you got up a little late. I asked Wuxing to drag that guy out to feed the fish."

Ok? !

My hands shook and I almost put lipstick on my chin.

"Feed the fish? No! Even if I want to feed the fish, I have to do it myself, right!?"

Luo took the lipstick from my hand and put it on the dressing table. He suddenly picked me up and said, "I'm afraid you'll be sick of that thing and can't eat. There's no dungeon on the Polaris, and it's not appropriate to always put that thing in the public toilet. Bepo even protested that there are a lot of human body parts in it and he can't urinate."

I put my arms around his neck and said, "Ah? How did you throw it there? Has it been eaten by fish? I'm so unwilling!"

"Don't think about it. You get up so late. The fish that get up early are full." He hooked the tassels on my leg rings and asked, "What are you wearing? And why are you strangling yourself like this? Didn't I give you food to eat? The same goes for this skirt. Go get some Baileys from the closet and buy new clothes. There's no point in keeping something like this with little fabric." After that, my skirt died in his hands.

The leg rings were broken, the skirt was torn, the fishbone bra was confiscated and she was asked not to wear it again, and the lipstick on her mouth was eaten. What kind of person is this? !

By the time I ran onto the deck in a cartoon T-shirt, shorts and slippers, all the meat-eating fish had disappeared!