Pirates: My Cool and Handsome Captain

Luo glared at me and said, "Is it time to play now?! Aren't you afraid of death?"

When Miss Mermaid saw me, she opened the small cloth bag in her hand, which was full of large flawless pearls of various colors. "These are the medical fees we prepared. Doctor Pirate, can you give me a check-up?"

She said this to Luo, but her eyes were looking at me. My God, Miss Mermaid's voice is so sweet that I am almost drunk. Plus, the medical fee is just a relief to my heart, okay?

I don't know if it was because I showed my love for her too obviously, but Luo gritted his teeth unhappily, and finally agreed to let Aokiji take the mermaid on board, leaving the giant penguin and Red Bean confronting each other on the deck.

As soon as they got on the boat, the mermaid's tail turned into human legs. Aokiji skillfully took out a pair of slippers from the backpack behind him and placed them on the ground.

Pekinshachi and I looked like we had never seen anything like this before. Ace was stunned because he didn't remember mermaids looking like this.

As the attending physician of our Heart Pirates, Law took people to the medical room. After a series of tests, it was confirmed that the lady was indeed pregnant.

Aokiji, a man nearly three meters tall, was laughing like a fool.

Luo turned off the instrument and said, "It looks like she's about two months pregnant. This lady is not suitable for long-distance travel. She needs a comfortable and stable environment to rest and take care of the baby."

The mermaid held her belly and asked, "Why do I always have stomachaches? Is the baby not well?"

"...What kind of strenuous exercise did you do before?" Luo glanced at Aokiji while saying this: "Do you need me to elaborate on the fact that you can't have sexual intercourse in the early stages of pregnancy? Mr. Former Admiral of the Navy?" Luo emphasized the word "former".

Aokiji touched his nose and said, "Young man, don't let your imagination run wild. I love my wife very much. We met Blackbeard on the road and we had a fight. That's when Tianshu started to feel uncomfortable."

We looked at each other in bewilderment, and Ace asked anxiously, "Blackbeard? Where did you meet him?!"

Luo also became serious. According to the speed of Aokiji and his friend's penguin, Blackbeard should be very close to them, maybe even nearby!

Miss Mermaid said fiercely: "That guy is so cunning, they actually want Kuzan's ice fruit, and wanted to catch me first to threaten Kuzan. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be like this now. If anything happens to the baby, I..." Miss Mermaid became more and more excited as she spoke, and Aokiji carefully soothed her emotions and calmed her down.

Izo turned and walked out: "I'll go inform Marco and the others."

"Bai Yan, Qiang Pal, Bebo! Be alert!"

"Yes!"

The atmosphere on the ship immediately became tense, as Blackbeard approached silently. Fortunately, the captain and his men had returned to normal. If they had encountered Blackbeard in the same situation as a few days ago, the Heart Pirates would probably have been wiped out.

As a doctor, Luo finished his medical advice conscientiously: "Supplement nutrition, pay attention to rest, and there should be no major problems after a period of recuperation. However, you'd better consult a professional gynecologist. I'm a surgeon."

After the inspection, Pekin took the people to the lobby, and I asked someone to serve them some fruit and orange juice.

Even if the mermaid transformed into human legs, she would still be two meters thirty-four. Aokiji nervously protected her and even held her in his arms when she sat. The mermaid nestled in Aokiji's arms like an exquisite porcelain doll. Of course, this porcelain doll had a bad temper.

The former general was quite rude. He placed all the fruits and juices on the table in front of the mermaid to ensure that she could get them. He also ordered a pork chop rice and specifically asked for more salad dressing.

Luo gritted his teeth and said, "This is not a restaurant! Don't be so presumptuous! Your inspection has been completed, get off my ship immediately!"

"Ah?" The former general had no time to pay attention to him. His mermaid had a good appetite and liked everything that was handed to her.

"You are now a pirate worth three billion, why are you so fussy? Just think of it as preparing sick meals for us. We have also paid for the consultation." Aokiji said while peeling grapes: "Please understand me, a man who is almost fifty years old. My wife is having a hard time being pregnant, so of course I have to take good care of her. When you get married, you will understand the sweet troubles of married people like me."

Unfortunately, Aokiji's behavior of showing off his love for his wife did not irritate Law. He sat next to me and threw a bag of pearls he had just received into my arms. "Tsk! I'm already married, and my wife is right beside me. Just take good care of your wife. Take your people away from here quickly, or Blackbeard might attack us."

"Oh, that guy you're talking about, I guess he won't be here for a while." Aokiji fed the peeled grapes to the mermaid in his arms and said, "He and the people he brought with him were seriously injured. Don't worry, if he dares to cause trouble for me, there's no way I can let him get away with it."

"That's perfect. We can kill him while he's sick. What a great opportunity!" I clapped my hands excitedly and looked at Luo and Ace: "Do you want to do it?"

Luo put a cup of warm water in my hand and said, "That's true, but have you forgotten that you are also sick now?"

Me: uh...

Aokiji gave Luo a sympathetic look: "It seems that your married life is also very lively."

Luo: "Also? Mind your own business. You're not even an admiral now. Are you a homeless person? No wonder that Blackbeard guy wanted to steal your devil fruit."

"Fortunately, there is no Shichibukai system now, Trafalgar, otherwise you would offend everyone if you went to the meeting at the Navy Headquarters with your mouth."

"Tsk! What a hassle."

"But this is the Gorgon Christie Doria, right? I didn't expect you two were in this relationship." Aokiji looked at me and said, "You got married so early. It seems that you will have your own children soon. You are really lucky."

Children? Luo and I have never really thought about this question. Our life as a couple is pretty good.

Miss Mermaid poked Aokiji's chest angrily and said, "How dare you say such things? You're always out in the open in that crappy job of yours, and you work yourself to death but still get nothing in return. You quit your job and even lost a leg in a fight. You knew it was going to be difficult for me to get pregnant, but you dragged it on until now!"

"Yes, yes, madam, what you said is right..." Aokiji held Miss Mermaid's hand: "But madam, you always like to run away from home... Oh! Please stop pulling my hair, I said something wrong, it's all my fault, hiss! If you keep doing this, you will really go bald, madam, you are still pregnant, don't be angry."

Tsk tsk tsk! I am so full from eating this melon!

Aokiji was beaten here, ate a pork chop rice, and took away a bag of fresh fruits saying he would eat them on the way. He then carried the mermaid lady in his arms and sat on the penguin and left. It seemed that he was going to the Mermaid Island to accompany his wife to take care of the pregnancy.

After finally seeing off the two troublesome guests, everyone on the ship was still immersed in the news that "the former admiral of the navy married a mermaid and was beaten by her" and "Blackbeard is really here and is in the nearby waters".

As the captain, Luo arranged the affairs on the ship in an orderly manner.

Beppo suddenly asked Luo: "Captain, will we have a baby on board soon?"

A group of people put down their work and gathered around us. Ace looked at my belly and asked, "Am I going to be an uncle?"

I slapped him on the head: "Shut up, how is that possible."

What's wrong with these patients with brain stem loss? !

"There won't be a baby." Luo answered simply. He looked at me and said, "I won't let a little kid disturb my life with Doria. It's too much trouble."

I kept nodding my head. What he said was exactly what I thought. Other people's children are more adorable.

"Ah? You don't want children? What a pity..." Pei Jin said with some regret: "I am looking forward to the captain and Doria's children."

"If you are looking forward to this, then go find a wife and have children."

"No, I'm still enjoying my single life"

I ruthlessly exposed his lies, "You just can't let go of those girls in the red light district. You say you enjoy your single life."

"You don't understand my happiness, Doria." Pekin smiled wickedly.

Luo continued, "It's not suitable to raise children on a ship. Doria is childish enough every day. Who will take care of the child if she has one?"

Although I don't want children either, I'm unhappy when you say that.

"You are slandering me! How am I childish?"

Luo stared at me, and I didn't show any weakness. Our eyes met, and he sighed: "You still say you are not childish, but I have to waste a lot of brain cells coaxing you every day. Besides, people's hearts are so small, if I let you go, I can't let others go."

I was completely bewildered by his sweet talk, so let's just forget about what he said about me being childish.

Others: Oh ~ The captain is so corny. But Doria, you are really easy to coax.