Pirates: My Cool and Handsome Captain

When the four of us found Luo, they were drinking. Looking at the pink faces of us, Luo calmly put down the bottle, Clione's hand trembled and the wine spilled all over the table, and Qiangpal drank the wine in the bottle in one gulp and threw the bottle into the trash can, with an Ace mixed in it.

"Hmm...mmm..."

Ace spoke to me with his mouth full.

"Swallow it first, no one can understand what you are saying."

Ace tried to swallow his food. "Where have you been? Dressed like this?"

"Bebo said that you were going to accompany him to the concert of the world diva Uta, so he bought new clothes for all of you." I pointed at Bebo and Luo and said, "Bebo also wants to buy a support item. I will help him choose one when the time comes."

Ace asked, "Go to the concert? When? Didn't we agree to fight Blackbeard?"

I took the barbecue that Pekin and the others bought and put it on the table. I handed a skewer to Ace and said, "We don't know where that guy is. We can't let him ruin our lives. We'll run into him sooner or later. Why rush?"

I picked up the skewer and stuffed it into Bepo's hand. "Bepo doesn't have any special hobbies, he just likes to listen to Uta singing. As the cutest member of the Heart Pirates, the captain will definitely satisfy him."

Pekin and Shakey put aside what they were holding and sat at the table dejectedly.

Ace asked: "What happened to you? Did Doria bully you?"

Pei Jin murmured, "I said we didn't want to wear this or that, but Doria insisted that we wear it. Beppo was very happy, but we..."

Xia Qi continued, "Doria is kind to us in a way that doesn't care about other people's lives."

Luo looked at the brothers who grew up with him, and silently raised his glass. He thought his wife just liked to joke around, that was not the case.

I sat next to Luo, flipping through the menu, and asked as I looked at it: "What's wrong? This is so beautiful. I bought it for everyone on the boat. It's so nice to go to a concert with youth and beauty."

Law looked at Doria beside him. She was pink and tender, with glowing white arms and pink earlobes. She sat there with her legs crossed. The word "youthful and beautiful" was very vivid. Bepo was furry and wearing a pink T-shirt. Pink shorts were also very cute. But Pegine and Shakey... They had been sailing on the sea for many years. Although their Heart Pirates did not live as rough as some other pirate groups, they were not much more delicate either. Pegine and Shakey had dark skin and wore pink clothes, just like chocolates wrapped in pink candy paper.

Doria just said "everyone has one" does that mean he bought one too? Luo had a headache.

Cleonie and Qiangpal also frowned when they heard about this kind of clothes. Can they refuse this style? Captain Doria Huohuo is enough, let the others go.

I took the menu and went straight to the front desk. There were a lot of things I wanted to eat, so I asked the waiter not to put prunes in any of the dishes, not to have bread, and to order a few more bottles of rum, then turned around and prepared to go back.

Tsk tsk! I licked my back teeth.

The sign of our pirate group was quite obvious. Ordinary people would quickly pay their bills and run away when they saw pirates coming in. The ones who stayed here were the local bosses or the pirate hunters who sat in the corner and observed us. Now, several women with revealing clothes and heavy makeup came in and sat directly at the table next to us.

Some of them had knives and axes hanging on their waists, daggers tied to their thighs, and probably blades stuck in their high heels. They didn't look like people who were easy to mess with.

I thought to myself, if I hadn’t sneaked onto the Polaris that year, I wouldn’t be much better off than these people. It’s so hard for women to make their way on the sea, and sometimes they have to pay much more than men.

Or maybe I was too well protected by Luo and the others. Looking at their dusty appearance, I could tell at a glance that they were not having a good life. I stepped on my high-heeled boots, thinking about how Luo coaxed me every day, and how the others were also friendly and kind, and how I had to play a trick on these lovely people occasionally. Oh... my conscience suddenly grew.

I picked up the bottle of wine on the table and poured Luo a glass. The waiter brought over the steaming grilled fish and put a piece of it into his bowl.

The ball of light in Luo's hand covered the piece of fish in the bowl. After all the bones in the fish were removed, Luo pushed the bowl to me.

"Eat, I've prepared it for you. Drink less. You make a scene when you drink. If you want to drink, go back and drink later."

Me:... Look, Luo used to care whether you would get a fish bone stuck in your mouth when eating fish, and he would just let it go. But now he has become so considerate and even tells me to drink less. Oh... my conscience hurts.

I picked up another large piece of fish and put it in another empty bowl, then picked out the fish bones myself. Luo tilted his head and looked at me: "Didn't I prepare it for you? Why don't you eat it?"

I answered as I worked: "I want to clean this piece of meat for you to eat. I will do it myself to ensure that there are no bones."

Luo didn't say anything, but watched with interest. Soon a piece of fish meat that had been caught in a mess was placed in front of him.

I felt a little embarrassed. Compared to the piece of meat that Luo gave me, the piece of fish I had processed was simply horrible.

Luo picked up the chopsticks and dug into the bowl: "You made this...fish paste for me?" He said sarcastically, but still ate it up bite by bite out of courtesy.

Ace picked up a piece of newly served brown sugar cake and threw it into his mouth, then poked Xia Qi with his elbow: "What's going on? Did Doria get into trouble?"

Xia Qi glanced at the woman at the table next to him and said, "You're overthinking. Just show your affection as usual. It's okay."

Pei Jin perked up and started to eat, taking a sip of wine and a bite of meat, then using chopsticks to fill the gaps with noodles. Bebo grabbed two honey-glazed chicken legs and ate them until his mouth was full of oil. I casually took two pieces of paper and handed them to Bebo to wipe his mouth.

"I never thought that the Gorgon would be such a skinny little girl who likes to keep pets. Tsk, how disappointing."

Dry! Shrunken! Thin! Weak!? I looked in the direction of the voice with a gloomy face.

"Pet?!" Bepo threw the chicken leg into his mouth and swallowed it with the bone.

Luo picked up the Ghost Cry beside him. Ace glanced at me quickly and immediately sympathized with the person who had just made a casual comment. Dad once said that a woman's cuteness is not just about her appearance and figure, but if you want to anger a woman, attacking these two points is enough.

He was a sturdy man about three meters tall, wearing a green vest, his chest hair disappeared along his abdomen into his black shorts, his legs were hairy, and he had two pistols on his waist.

"grown ups."

"My Lord is here, come and sit down."

"My Lord, please sit next to me!"

"Why?! You bitch!"

Several ladies at a nearby table had already started pulling their hair apart. They were barely wearing any cloth to begin with, and their breasts were about to fall out if they were pulled apart.

The man shouted, "Stop!" He pulled out a whip from behind and lashed at the women, "Have you forgotten the rules I taught you before I came down the mountain? Idiots!"

Several women lay on the ground, twisting their bodies, like big cats in an acrobatic troupe that had been whipped, groaning.

I hurriedly leaned towards Luo. It was so scary. Did he take medicine? Are there so many masochists these days?! Isn't this contagious?

"Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!" Xia Qi's sunglasses were crooked. The sea is indeed vast. As long as you live long enough, you can see everything.

Everyone was shocked. Seeing that everyone's attention was attracted by the woman on the ground, the guy smiled cunningly and whistled the whip towards me. Luo reacted quickly and pulled me away, but I was still touched a little bit, and then I knew nothing.