Siheyuan: Liu Guangtian's happy life

Although Xu Damao kept mumbling, he finally agreed with what Sha Zhu said. So, what did he mean?

In fact, it was very simple. He just wanted to put all the responsibilities on himself! In this way, if the matter was exposed, it would have nothing to do with Sha Zhu, and all the problems would be handled by Xu Damao. If he hadn't owed Sha Zhu a favor before, Xu Damao would not be willing to be the "scapegoat"!

Although he was very reluctant, since he had agreed, Xu Damao decided to do it. After all, he also disliked the Yan family, so why not take the opportunity to discipline them?

However, Xu Damao certainly would not go out in person. He first ran to a place far away from Nanluoguxiang, found two street thugs, and promised to pay each of them 10 yuan as a reward. He first paid 5 yuan as a deposit, saying that the rest would be paid after the matter was completed.

After things were settled, Xu Damao waited for news. Anyway, they had agreed that things must be settled within a week, otherwise the balance would not be paid!

Of course, the two street urchins still had some professional ethics. One weekend, they went to Nanluoguxiang in the snow and waited for people!

Because it is winter they are not afraid of being recognized. Once they put on hats and wrap themselves in scarves, no one knows who they are!

The two of them had the right strength and they waited for Yan Jiekuang to appear on the first day!

At noon that day, Yan Jiekuang ran to the toilet with a frown on his face, and the two people who were following him suddenly became alert!

Yan Jiekuang hurried to the toilet and saw Banggeng just entering. He immediately shouted:

"Wait a minute, let's go together!"

The 17-year-old Bang Geng frowned, looking a little unhappy, but he didn't think too much and nodded in agreement!

Friends who are familiar with the matter know that the dry toilets in the early years could naturally accommodate two people, so two people went in one after the other!

At this time, the two street urchins looked at each other, and one of them said, "What do you mean? Two people?"

"Whatever you say, just kick the door open, find the right person and kick him, then throw the firecrackers inside!"

"Hahahaha, I like it, it tastes so damn good..." The two of them grinned and assigned the tasks and started to act immediately!

It is said that in the toilet, Yan Jiekuang gave Bang Geng a cigarette, and the two of them squatted in the toilet, one in front of the other, and chatted!

"Hey, Banggeng, you've been hanging around like this since you graduated from junior high school! Didn't your dad arrange a job for you in the steel mill?" Yan Jiekuang asked.

Bang Geng took a deep puff of cigarette and said, "I'm too young. After the Chinese New Year, I'll officially turn 17, and my dad will make arrangements. I can stroll around as long as I want!"

"Wow! That's really great!" Yan Jiekuang said enviously. He is still struggling and doesn't know when he will get a job!

at this time!

Bang! A figure kicked the toilet door open!

Who? Bang Geng was shocked! But he didn't get up because he hadn't wiped his butt yet!

Yan Jiekuang turned his head slightly and looked towards the door, because his butt was facing the toilet door!

The man who kicked the door first saw who was who and then kicked Yan Jiekuang's big white butt. He was kicking sideways and could have kicked Yan Jiekuang into the pit with one kick.

Who knew that Yan Jiekuang would grab Banggeng's sleeve in such shock!

Banggeng's face turned pale and he was totally unable to refute, so he was pulled by Yan Jiekuang!

With a plop, the two of them fell into the toilet together!

The two of them rushed headfirst into the pit!

The man also took out a string of firecrackers from his pocket, lit them and threw them in!

Beep! Beep! Beep!

The two street thugs who succeeded in getting what they wanted ran away as fast as they could and disappeared in an instant!

Yan Jiekuang and Bang Geng were in the cesspool, furious and angry to the extreme!

Of course, everyone was at home at noon and no one noticed anything!

The two of them vomited in the toilet, and the feces stuck to their cotton jackets, which was heavy and disgusting.

"Help! Someone save us! Yue" Yan Jiekuang shouted!

"Yue~Help, someone come!" Banggeng was also shouting!

After a while, someone heard the noise and came to check. It was Yi Zhonghai. He originally wanted to go to the toilet. As soon as he got nearby, he heard someone shouting for help in the toilet. It seemed that there were two people!

I pushed the door open and took a closer look, and it was the third son of the Yan family and Bang Geng!

Yan Jiekuang and Bang Geng were overjoyed as if they had seen a savior: "Uncle, please pull us up!" they shouted!

You know, the pit is not deep, at most up to their chest, but there is no place to leverage to climb up, and the cotton-padded clothes are heavy in winter, so there is no way out!

Yi Zhonghai wanted to laugh but couldn't when he saw the two shit people, so he said, "Wait a minute, I'll go call for help!"

Yi Zhonghai quickly walked back to the courtyard, entered the yard and shouted: "Oh no! Yan Jiekuang and Banggeng fell into the pit! Come on, help them!"

The neighbors who heard the noise rushed to the toilet, but they were not thinking of saving people!

They are just here to watch the fun under the guise of saving people!

What a strange thing! I heard from an old man that both of them fell into the pit. Hey, there is a smell...

Sure enough, after everyone arrived, the two bosses burst into laughter in the pit!

The faces of the Qin Huairu and Yan Bugui families were extremely grim. It was natural for them to rescue people. Only you can do such an interesting thing, they can't do it, unless there is no one in your family!

"Oh my dear grandson, how did you fall into the pit?" Jia Zhang shouted, feeling anxious!

"Mom! Stop crying and save people first!" Qin Huairu said helplessly!

They found sticks and pulled Banggeng and Yan Jiekuang up!

Now the neighbors wanted to help and went home to boil hot water to wash them. Of course, they couldn't let them into the yard, otherwise they would be suffocated to death!

The neighbors in the nearby yards all went home to help and boil water!

Bang Geng and Yan Jiekuang squatted aside and let them wash!

Sha Zhu held his son and watched the fun without thinking it was a big deal. Xu Damao also took his two daughters to watch the fun!

Xu Damao, who was standing next to him, asked in a puzzled voice, "What's going on? Why is it buy one get one free?"

Xu Damao was also confused! But he was even happier. He got two things for the same price. He made a profit. He didn't get along with the Jia family anyway, so this was exactly what he wanted!

But he couldn't say this out loud, so he replied to Shazhu: "How would I know? Maybe they went to the bathroom together, and Banggeng was simply implicated!"

Sha Zhu thought about it and nodded, thinking it made sense. That’s the logic!

Liu Guangtian laughed in his heart as he watched this interesting scene. Just from the looks of Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, he knew something was wrong and it must be related to them!

After flushing for an hour, they were finally flushed clean and allowed to go into the yard to continue washing!

Of course, the matter did not end there. The three uncles unanimously decided to wait until they were completely cleaned up before holding a full hospital meeting to understand what happened!