Siheyuan: Liu Guangtian's happy life

Chapter 51 You're a fucking genius

Yi Zhonghai discussed with Liu Cheng, a level six fitter in the workshop, today to introduce his daughter to Sha Zhu.

Liu Cheng also knew Sha Zhu and thought that Sha Zhu was the head chef of the third canteen of the steel rolling mill, and his monthly salary plus subsidies was about 40 yuan.

He is good at cooking and is highly appreciated by his leaders. He is still married at the age of 24. There are two rooms in his house, a main room and an ear room, both of which are not small in size.

He has no parents to take care of and only a younger sister who is in high school. Except for the fact that Shazhu looks a little old, his other conditions are quite good.

His daughter is also a female worker in the steel rolling mill, a third-level fitter, one year younger than Sha Zhu. She is just a bit fat, but it is because his family has no shortage of food that his daughter is so fat.

He is too fat and it is difficult for him to find a partner. People dislike him and his whole family is worried.

Now that Yi Zhonghai came to propose marriage, and the two of them had a good relationship, she agreed.

Yi Zhonghai said that this matter was 90% likely to succeed, and he talked to his daughter about it at noon.

My daughter also knows Sha Zhu and has some understanding of him. She is very satisfied with Sha Zhu's conditions. We have agreed to go to Sha Zhu's house together tomorrow weekend.

But what they didn't know was that Yi Zhonghai didn't tell Sha Zhu about his intention at all and just made the decision directly.

The next day, at around ten o'clock in the morning, Yi Zhonghai led Liu Cheng and his daughter to Sha Zhu's house, and everyone in the yard looked at them sideways.

Who did this old man bring here? Wasn’t this Master Liu Cheng from the fitter workshop? Someone who knew him told them about it, but they were also wondering why Yi Zhonghai brought him into the yard!

Curiosity kills the cat, right? So I followed Yi Zhonghai's footsteps and walked towards the central courtyard.

He Yushui was washing clothes by the pool in the middle courtyard when she saw Yi Zhonghai and his men walking into the middle courtyard.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai saw He Yushui and shouted:

Yushui, quickly ask your brother to come out to greet the guests. I will bring the girl to introduce Zhuzi to him.

what?

He Yushui was a little confused!

Didn’t you hear your silly brother say that a blind date was coming to your house today?

She looked at Yi Zhonghai and his group in confusion. This girl has an okay face, but why is she so fat? She is as fat as the second uncle.

This silly brother is not a good person, but he wants to find a beautiful and educated wife. How can this silly brother be interested in this girl?

Seeing that He Yushui was still in a daze, Yi Zhonghai shouted:

What are you still standing there for? Go tell your silly brother that this person is already at the doorstep.

Hey, hey, hey! I'll go right away. I'll put down my clothes and run back to the house to call Shazhu.

As soon as He Yushui entered the door, he said to Sha Zhu:

The silly old man has brought your blind date here and asked you to go out to meet him in the yard.

What?

Shazhu hasn't reacted yet!

When did my blind date come to my house? How come I didn't know?

He Yushui said again:

An old man said that. I don’t know. I was washing clothes and he asked me to call you.

Sha Zhu was completely dumbfounded. Yi Zhonghai arranged a blind date for him without his consent?

Grandma! Isn't this too disrespectful?

Besides, he and Lou Xiao'e were almost together, and they were about to become extremely wealthy. If the Lou family knew that he was dating another girl, he would be doomed.

He was giving me advice in broad daylight and I took it very seriously, but all my work has been in vain.

Yi Zhonghai's behavior has completely infuriated Sha Zhu. He thinks this is so disrespectful. How can someone arrange a partner for me without notifying me?

Huh... Huh... Sha Zhu, who was trying hard to suppress his anger, said to He Yushui:

Don’t be impatient, let’s go out and see what tricks Yi Zhonghai is playing.

As soon as Sha Zhu and his sister walked out of the room, they saw Yi Zhonghai and his group, and saw Liu Cheng and Liu Yuhua, and they immediately felt uncomfortable.

Isn’t this Liu Yuhua? She looks like Zhu Bajie’s second aunt and she comes to go on a blind date with me?

Not only did Yi Zhonghai let the girl come to his house without telling him, but he also introduced such a girl to him. Sha Zhu was so furious.

He just stood at the door and watched Yi Zhonghai and his group without saying a word.

Yi Zhonghai saw this and said quickly:

Zhuzi, I've brought the girl to you. Come into the house and let's have a good chat.

Seeing that Sha Zhu didn't move, he said:

Zhuzi, what are you doing standing at the door? Didn’t you see the guests coming?

At this time, everyone in the courtyard came out to join in the fun. Xu Damao also came after hearing the news and saw Yi Zhonghai wanted to introduce a partner to Sha Zhu.

Xu Damao was extremely happy when he saw Liu Yuhua. Isn't this Zhu Bajie's second aunt? If this silly Zhu married Liu Yuhua, he would definitely laugh at him.

Liu Guangtian didn't go to see Ruoxi baby today because she had to work overtime, so he didn't let her take advantage of him.

The courtyard is so small that everyone in the courtyard will know about any movement. When they saw Yi Zhonghai and his group, they knew that Yi Zhonghai was going to force Sha Zhu to find a partner.

Now it's going to be interesting. Even if others don't know it, he does. The two of them have been planning for so long, and now it seems that it's about to be accomplished.

If Yi Zhonghai interferes now and the Lou family finds out, they will be doomed.

Yi Zhonghai has completely offended Sha Zhu this time, and it is estimated that things will never be resolved peacefully in the future.

Sha Zhu spoke at this time, his tone indescribably gloomy.

Uncle, calling you uncle is a sign of respect for you as the manager of the courtyard.

Sha Zhu suddenly changed his tone and shouted loudly:

You fucking think you're a big shot just because you're the manager of a compound. When did I, He Yuzhu, ever promise to go on a blind date with you?

What do you mean by bringing a girl to my house on your own initiative? Have you ever respected me? Even if you want to introduce me to someone, you should have notified me!

You brought the person to me without saying anything. Do you think you are my father? You arranged things without asking anything.

I have a father, so you don't have to worry about me. Just go back to where you came from!

Yi Zhonghai was stunned, Liu Cheng and his daughter were stunned, and everyone in the courtyard was stunned.

It turns out that this old man brought the person here without even asking Sha Zhu's opinion. This is too disrespectful!

Liu Cheng was furious! How could he not be angry? He brought his daughter to a blind date but she didn't even get in the door and was treated like a monkey. He knew that Yi Zhonghai had tricked him.

This bastard is so unkind. It seems that He Yuzhu is completely unaware of this. No wonder he is so angry. I would feel the same way if it were him!

This bastard has done himself a disservice.

At this time, Sha Zhu said to Liu Cheng and his daughter:

Master Liu, I know you and Sister Liu Yuhua. I am really sorry today. It's not that I, He Yuzhu, am not hospitable, but it's really not appropriate for you to enter my house today, so as to avoid misunderstandings from others and the spread of rumors.

What Sha Zhu said made sense and of course he had it in mind. He was about to have a partner now, so naturally he had to think things over carefully.

Otherwise, just like before, she would not give face to Liu Cheng and his daughter. Zhu Bajie's second aunt would have scolded him long ago.

Yi Zhonghai was so angry. He didn't expect things to develop to this point. Shouldn't Sha Zhu happily welcome the blind date he arranged?

Without thinking too much, he said:

Shazhu, why are you like this? You have no elders in your family, and as the uncle in the yard, shouldn’t I consider your major life events?

But you are so good, you come out and start scolding me. Don’t you even take me, your elder, seriously? This is what I usually teach you.

You...are so outrageous!

At this time Liu Cheng said:

Old Yi, what you did was really unkind. Humph, let’s not have any contact with each other anymore. My daughter, let’s go.

After saying that, he took Liu Yuhua and left without looking back. He would feel even more uncomfortable if he didn't leave. What the hell was Yi Zhonghai doing?

Hey, hey, hey, Lao Liu, don't go. Listen to my explanation. This is not the case...

Hey...you!

He turned around and pointed at Sha Zhu and said:

Silly Zhu, I'm trying to introduce you to someone out of kindness, and this is your attitude?

Who will dare to introduce you to someone in the future?

Sha Zhu was so disgusted by Yi Zhonghai, he was so fucking shameless that he didn't want to talk to him anymore.

At this time, someone came to join in the fun. Xu Damao felt a little regretful that Sha Zhu and Liu Yuhua did not have a successful blind date.

But he was a bad-mouthed person, and said with a smile:

Uncle, you brought Zhu Bajie's second aunt to be Sha Zhu's wife, will he agree?

I’m afraid he won’t be able to sleep well at night!

Hahahaha, there was a burst of laughter in the yard!

Xu Damao added:

If you brought a girl like Qin Huairu, Shazhu would definitely not be so angry!

Hahahaha!

Yi Zhonghai shouted angrily:

What does Xu Damao have to do with you? Mind your own business. There's a pile of shit in your crotch that you haven't wiped clean yet you come out here to have fun. Aren't you afraid of shaking the shit out?

Oh! Oh! Hahahaha, this old man is really good at scolding people!

Hahahaha!

Ever since Xu Damao's marriage with the Lou family fell through, his temper has become particularly bad.

In addition, Yi Zhonghai's face turned pale and blue, and he didn't know how to refute, but he was stubborn!

He could not afford to lose the battle, as there were so many neighbors watching him. At this critical moment, he suddenly thought of something.

(My brain races) I have an idea instantly!

He yelled at Yi Zhonghai:

What's wrong with the fact that I, Xu Damao, have a dirty butt? You, Yi Zhonghai, are clean. You are already this old and still don't have a child. I guess it's because you visited too many brothels when you were young and hurt your body.

Hey...Pah! You, Yi Zhonghai, are a complete jerk!

shock!

Surprised!

The air in the yard suddenly became still...

Wow go!

Xu Damao’s mouth skills are now even better than Sha Zhu’s!

If Li Yunlong saw this, he would definitely say to Xu Damao:

"You're a fucking genius"

Jia Dongxu is a good disciple!

Hearing his wife being teased by Xu Damao and his master being scolded as having a family of extinct, he was furious.

He rushed to Xu Damao and shouted:

"I'll beat you to death, you bastard"

It was a big fight facing Xu Damao's horse face!

Before Xu Damao could react, Jia Dongxu slapped him so hard that he saw stars.

When he saw that the person hitting him was Jia Dongxu, he wrestled with him without any care, but was pulled away after only a few hits.

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