Siheyuan: Liu Guangtian's happy life

Liu Guangtian couldn't help but sigh when he returned to Yard No. 60. Spring was about to come, and it was the breeding season for pigs and dogs. He believed that in 62, there would be several more children in the Red Star Courtyard.

Time flies and the Chinese New Year is coming soon. The steel rolling mill distributes New Year benefits in advance. As the head of a department, Liu Guangtian naturally receives good benefits.

Ten kilograms of flour and five kilograms of pork. How generous! Materials are in short supply right now, and I don't know how the factory adjusted them.

The official holiday is on the 28th day of the lunar year. Only a few staff members are left on duty in the factory, and the rest all go home to celebrate the New Year. The workload in the factory is not that heavy now, so giving the workers an early holiday allows them to have a good New Year.

On the 29th day of the lunar year, Liu Guangtian rode his bike and took Guangfu and Jiajia out. He bought new clothes for the two youngest children in the family, covering everything from head to toe. The family also had no shortage of snacks.

Liu Guangtian got up early in the morning on New Year's Eve. After pasting up the couplets in the courtyard with his master, he returned to Hongxing Courtyard. He had agreed with his master to have New Year's Eve dinner at Liu's house today.

When he returned to the courtyard, a group of people gathered around Yan Bugui, who was writing couplets for the people in the courtyard. The crowd praised Yan Bugui, which greatly satisfied his vanity.

As a cultured person, he is the one who has to write couplets for the New Year in this courtyard. Liu Guangtian happened to have the written couplets in his hands to post for his own family. Now he is the one who writes the Spring Festival couplets at home, every year.

Sha Zhu was also queuing up with Lou Xiao'e to get the couplets. When they saw Liu Guangtian coming over with the couplets, they immediately said:

"Hey, hey, hey, Guang Tian'er, where did you find someone to write the couplets? This uncle is writing one right now. Do you have enough for your house? If not, ask the uncle to write two more."

Liu Guangtian handed the couplet to Liu Guangfu, walked into the crowd, took out the Daqianmen and walked out.

"Wow! Daqianmen! The leaders smoke the best, hahahaha!" A group of people teased Liu Guangtian!

Liu Guangtian waved his hand and said, "Whether you are a leader or not, you are all contributing to the construction of the motherland. I am a worker and a brother just like you. Please don't flatter me, or I will become arrogant!"

Backyard Tuesday Dog says:

"Hahahaha, what's the point of floating or not floating? If I were a leader, I would definitely float, and I would float without knowing east, west, south, or north!"

Li Erniu from the Intermediate Court: "You are a dog, and you are still a leader! You can't read a single word. You don't even know the character for a falling carrying pole. What are you pretending to be with a green onion stuck in your pig's nose?"

Wang Dachui from the front yard said, "Niu Duzi has read a few books recently and even curses people with literary talent. How about we stop writing Spring Festival couplets for Uncle San and let you, Li Erniu, write them for us?"

Yan Jiecheng: "That's right, Erniu. I see you've been reading a lot recently. Why don't you let my dad take a break and let me write?"

Sha Zhu: "No, let Niu Duzi write it. It's good enough if we know it's written by him. If we don't know, we might think he wrote the elegiac couplet!"

Hahahaha...Silly Zhu, why the hell are you saying these things on New Year's Day? You have such a mean mouth!

Sha Zhu: "Who told you bastards to laugh at me all the time? Let me tell you, I'm different from you. I'm going to be a father soon, and I won't be the same as you guys, hahahaha!

What? A group of people were also surprised. Shazhu’s wife is pregnant?

Liu Guangtian bowed and smiled, "Congratulations, Brother Zhuzi and Sister-in-law. You are about to have children for the He family. This is cause for celebration!"

A group of people also congratulated Sha Zhu and his wife. This was a good thing. Seven or eight young wives in the yard looked at Lou Xiao'e with envy, and kept pinching their husbands with their hands!

Sha Zhu accepted their congratulations with a smile, but he suddenly thought of something, his face turned pale and he said:

"I tell you guys to keep the noise down at night from now on. My wife is pregnant so don't disturb her."

ha?

The young wife blushed, the old man smiled, and the younger generation bowed their heads and said nothing...

Liu Guangtian turned his back and almost laughed like a pig. What a fool! So many people are talking about this and the car is already on the highway.

Jia Zhang suddenly became unhappy. She had been unable to sleep because of the noise recently. She could only take a break and sleep for a while during the day when her husband was at work, but her daughter-in-law could not do that.

How could the two widows sleep at night listening to this lascivious music? They were two widows who had been dry for a long time. How cruel! They could not help but yelled:

"Shazhu, you bastard, you still have the nerve to say that. Your family is the one that screams the loudest and makes the most noise at night. It's really unlucky to be your neighbor!"

Hahahaha…it’s so fucking joyful!

Lou Xiao'e blushed, she didn't know whether to stand or sit, she was extremely embarrassed. How could her fool say such a thing like that? And this Jia Zhang was really something, what did she mean by "the one who loves to mess around the most in our family also tosses around the longest..."

Sha Zhu is like a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water. What is he afraid of? For the sake of his children, he has already given up his dignity. He refuted Jia Zhangshi:

"Aunt Jia, what you said is not right. When Brother Dongxu got married a few years ago, he also spent an entire night making a fuss. Why don't you consider the guys in our courtyard? You even mentioned me. I don't accept this!"

Li Erniu from the Intermediate Court: "That's right, Aunt Jia. When Brother Dongxu got married, I didn't have a good sleep for several months. I was thin at that time. Now you can't blame us for being so busy. This is all for the sake of continuing the family line. I support Shazhu on this matter!"

Li Erniu also got married not long ago. He was playing a competition with Sha Zhu at night a while ago. Now that Sha Zhu has won the prize, it is his turn. Naturally, he cannot be outdone!

Hahahaha, what kind of people live in this central courtyard? They are all talented!

Yan Jiecheng has been in high spirits recently. He has a good job and a wife. What's even more surprising is that his wife is pregnant. This makes him hold his head high in the hospital. His spirits are beyond words. He smiles and praises everyone he meets!

Didn't he see Xu Damao again? He walked over with Yu Li and said with a smile:

"Brother Damao, Happy New Year. Is your wife pregnant? Do you want me to give you some advice?"

Xu Damao has been in a very depressed mood recently. His two arch-enemies are about to become fathers, but his wife's belly is still not showing any movement. He is very anxious and feels weak from working overtime every night. Not only him, but all the young people who have just got married in the hospital are now weak and are suffering a lot!

Xu Damao: "Grandson, why are you showing off? I don't want to curse you on New Year's Day. Think about it yourself!"

Xu Damao left with his wife. What's the point of saying anything to this poor guy? It's unlucky!

Yan Jiecheng pursed his lips. This bastard didn't respond, so he ignored him and continued chatting with the other guys in the yard and continued driving!

Soon the group of people were talking more and more excitedly, almost talking about every possible position. Yan Bugui was really happy to listen to them. What man doesn't like to hear dirty jokes? There is a saying: "A man is a young man until he dies."

Hearing such inspiring words even gave me more motivation to write Spring Festival couplets. I can't wait to have a fight with my wife right now!

The other young wives and old ladies were the same. They wanted to listen but didn't want to. Their reluctant and shy look made Liu Guangtian find it really funny.