Original God: Trick Wendy into blitzkrieg to winter

To the north of Winter City, on the vast snowfield.

An Heng put his hands on his hips and looked at the Winter Solstice position guarded only by the Fatui soldiers with a satisfied look on his face.

"Hahaha, little girl, you are still a little naive to fight with me!"

An Heng laughed and said,

"I tricked you out with a feint to the east and attacked in the west. Even though it didn't last long, it was enough."

"After all, once this city is breached, I wonder how you can withstand the pressure of public opinion!"

An Heng waved his hand with a smug look on his face.

Behind him, tens of thousands of An Heng clones with naked upper bodies stood up and prepared to attack.

That’s right, An Heng plans to give the Ice Queen a big gift this time!

First use Wendy to lure her out to the Winter Palace, and then use this gap to let your clone army break through the city gate.

Finally, they used powerful public opinion to put pressure on the Ice God and made her hand over the Heart of God herself.

If she doesn't give it to me, it means she has no respect for her people and is cruel and tyrannical. I must enforce justice on her behalf and give her a beating!

If she gives it to me, it means she is degrading herself and selling out her country for survival. Then I must enforce justice on the people and give her a beating!

If she wanted to die...

That won't work!

There would be no fun if she died.

So if she is determined to die, then I must save her, and then enforce justice on her by giving her a beating!

Although he could teleport directly to the Bingshen's bedside and beat up this little girl,

But there is no fun in such simple lessons.

Since I have taken the time to come here in person, I must teach this guy a lesson!

(The following plot is inspired by the video of a group fight between fighting peoples.)

"Everyone, pay attention. Take my sword!"

An Heng spoke in a lame tone and shouted loudly to the clones behind him.

"China's No. 1 Sword!"

"White Emperor Holy Sword, follow me on the sword!"

"White Emperor Holy Sword, follow me on the sword!"

"White Emperor Holy Sword, follow me on the sword!"

The clone behind him seemed to resonate with something and immediately shouted in agreement.

“Ahhhh——Demacia!!”

An Heng shouted to the crowd, then turned around and continued to shout at the city gate,

"Defend the universe!"

After saying that, he led his clones and rushed towards the position.

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To Winterfell, on the western front.

"What should we do? There are so many people on the other side, we may not be able to hold on!"

An April Fool soldier spoke anxiously to the squad leader.

"Don't worry, the bell has rung, and the Queen will be back soon!"

The team leader said with certainty.

At this moment, a Fatui musketeer came in with a scared look on his face and said to the captain,

"No... It's bad, the enemy is about to reach our headquarters!"

The team leader was also confused when he heard this. It had only been a few minutes since he received the intelligence, and the position was about to be breached?

"Asshole, if you dare to disrupt the morale of the army again, you will be punished by military law!"

The team leader thought the other party was joking, so he yelled at him seriously.

"I... I'm not kidding, they are so scary, it's like they don't care about their lives!"

The musketeer said with horror,

"They are shirtless and have no weapons in their hands, but they are extremely ferocious, just like savages!"

"What's even more terrifying is that they hugged anyone they saw, and kept shouting things like 'take my sword' or something like that, and then they exploded right after they were done hugging anyone!"

"The strangest thing is that the brothers who were hugged and exploded did not die. They were just covered with fireworks. Then, for some reason, they all started dancing and kept shouting, "Let us give him the basketball..."

The team leader was also stunned when he heard this, and then walked out of the trench with some uncertainty.

As soon as he went out, he saw a dark crowd not far away, shouting and rushing towards him.

Suddenly, he felt as if he was being hugged by something, and he subconsciously turned his head.

When he turned around, the team leader saw a masked man picking him up.

"Sukabulie, take my sword! China's number one sword! White Emperor Holy Sword! Follow me on the sword!"

After the man shouted, he blew himself up with the team leader.

A few seconds later, the team leader stood up tremblingly, looked around silently, and then suddenly shouted loudly,

"Give me the basketball!"

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To the Winter Palace, inside the meeting hall.

"What? You mean the western part of Winterfell was captured by a bunch of shirtless idiots?"

[The Clown] narrowed his eyes and looked at the intelligence officer in front of him with a cold tone.

"Yes... yes. They have rung the bell, but the Queen was somewhere else just now, so they didn't have time to rush over. They should be here soon."

The intelligence agent lowered his head and responded quickly.

"It's really interesting. This time I will go and see for myself what kind of lunatic dares to come to Zhidong and cause trouble!"

[The Clown] shouted angrily, then stood up and walked out the door.

"By the way, you, go call the executive officer who is still in Winter Solstice."

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To the west of Winterfell,

An Heng stood on the city gate with a proud look on his face, looking down at the Winter City in front of him, and nodded with satisfaction.

Then he condensed a large loudspeaker, coughed lightly, and shouted loudly to Winterfell City,

"Citizens of Solstice, due to the incompetence of your queen, the gate of Solstice has been captured by us [the Joy Faction]!"

"But we [the Joy Sect] are not a bloodthirsty sect, so I will now give your queen a choice!"

"As long as she hands over the Heart of God that she possesses and shouts 'Pleasure First' a hundred times, I will show mercy and let you go."

After An Heng finished speaking, he sent out countless clones to the doorsteps of each citizen's home and waited quietly.

"An Heng, you old thief, you dare to make a feint to the east and attack in the west. If you make a big fuss until winter, you won't be able to leave!"

Suddenly, the angry voice of the Ice Queen sounded not far away.

Then, a blue figure appeared in front of An Heng.

In her hand she was holding a drunken poet who was pretending to be dead.

The appearance of the Queen instantly rekindled hope for the people below.

"The Queen is here, we are saved!"

"Long live the Queen, teach him a lesson!"

……

The various shouts reached the Queen's ears, making her secretly happy.

"Well, you have no chance of winning. Just surrender and be my slave for a hundred years. Then I might consider letting you go."

Barnabas put his hands on his hips and said to An Heng in the distance with a smug look on his face.

"Oh, I haven't seen you for a few days. You little girl can't really tell the difference between the big and small kings."

An Heng shouted with disdain to the Ice Queen in the sky ahead,

"You dare to blow cold air on my face, I tell you, you are finished, even Lao Deng can't save you, I say!"

As An Heng spoke, he took out the "Conquer People with Virtue" and after a few tricks, he continued to add to her,

"In 1974, during the first battle against the Demon God in Teyvat, I defeated it with just one move."

"In 1980, he defeated all of Inazuma with just a slime, and their Thunder General was beaten so badly that he couldn't face anyone."

At this point, An Heng looked up at the Ice Queen, then said calmly,

"Today, you met me, it was like kicking a steel plate!"

After An Heng finished speaking, he jumped up, raised his gun and attacked the Ice Queen in the air.