Original God: Trick Wendy into blitzkrieg to winter

"Well, your brother should have drunk the wine."

An Heng said with a smile as he felt the mark on the wine bottle disappear.

"Yeah, I saw it."

Yingmei looked at the space behind An Heng and spoke coldly, then summoned the Edgeless Sword.

"Hey, An Heng, why does the space behind you feel like it's about to break open?"

Paimeng followed Ying's gaze and saw that space somewhere was slowly breaking apart and a figure was slowly emerging.

"What? ** (Liyue swear word) Yingmei, could this be..."

Looking back, An Heng naturally discovered some clues. Combined with the phenomenon of a certain drunkard poet, An Heng also roughly guessed something.

"Enchantment!"

An Heng shouted in a low voice,

He didn't want the news of a brother and sister fighting near the Adventurer's Guild to spread throughout Mondstadt tomorrow.

As the voice spell sounded, a phantom of a gift box wearing various masks and wrapped in silk ribbons instantly covered the three people. (Inspiration from @晚钟已召你名讳)

Of course, there is nothing unusual to see from the outside.

"This is where?"

A blond man fell out of the space

"Brother, hehe, you really are hiding something from me!"

Paimon was shocked when he saw Yingmei beside him seemed to be turning evil.

Fly quickly to An Heng's side.

"Wow! The executioner is going to turn evil, selling fake wine, save me!"

An Heng's eyelids couldn't help but twitch at this moment.

Worthy of being called the executioner!

Better at having fun than him.

"Sister? Why are you…"

Before Kong could finish his words, he felt himself heating up and his face started to turn red, as if something bad was happening.

"Ahem, Paimon, let's go."

An Heng grabbed Paimeng and walked out of the barrier.

As he walked, he reminded his sister

"Well, please do as you please. We won't bother you. But in ten minutes your brother will be reported..."

"enough……"

Yingmei interrupted An Heng and said coldly.

……

Outside the barrier

Paimon poked left and right at the edge of the barrier, constantly asking questions.

"Selling fake wine, what is this barrier made of?"

"Those who sell fake liquor, will they be okay?"

"Selling fake wine, why isn't your barrier red and black on the outside?"

“Selling fake…”

"stop!"

An Heng scratched his ears speechlessly and said to Paimeng,

"As expected of the Mouth of God, he talks a lot."

"What do you mean, you're selling fake wine, why do I feel like you're scolding me?"

Paimon was stunned and said in confusion.

"How is that possible? My good friend!"

An Heng said sincerely, then pulled Paimeng over and kept pulling Paimeng's hair.

"I'm praising you!"

"Ah! Stop messing with my hair!"

Paimon escaped from An Heng's clutches with difficulty and looked at him warily.

"I've been watching you for so long, but you still don't show up?"

An Heng looked at the green figure under the tree at the gate of Mond City and said speechlessly.

"Alas, I've been discovered."

Wendy giggled and then slowly walked over.

"Now I finally understand why you love to have fun so much."

Wendy looked at the transparent barrier in front of her, then looked at An Heng and said seriously.

"They shouldn't have met so early."

"I know, but that's not what I thought."

An Heng was also speechless.

"Who knew Brother Kong was actually afraid of his sister? Besides, if I wanted them to meet so early, I would have done it at the Wind Dragon Ruins. Why would we have to do it here?"

"Haha, you've finally come to this day. You used to be the one seeking fun, but now you've finally become the fun too!"

Wendy seemed to have discovered some big secret and said with a malicious smile.

"It is a long and arduous task to practice joy, and to become the joy yourself..."

An Heng glanced at Wendy

"Isn't this a bit of fun?"

"I really don't understand you."

Wendy shook her head as if defeated.

"Singer, why are you here?"

Paimon flew over to Wendy and asked in confusion.

"Me? I sensed a breath of the abyss here, so I came to take a look."

Wendy answered casually. Then she looked at the barrier carefully and said strangely,

"What's going on inside? Even I can't see through this barrier."

"I can't feel it either. Once this barrier is set, no one inside or outside can interfere with the other party."

An Heng said nonchalantly, paying no attention to Wendy's wide eyes.

"That... well, that's right, you're such a fun person and you can do anything."

Wendy felt that these days were the most speechless days since he became the God of Wind.

"How could Ying's brother be related to the Abyss?"

After listening to the conversation between the two, Paimon asked with his eyes wide open.

"Guess, why don't you go ask Sister Ying yourself?"

An Heng said again with ill intention.

"Eh~ Never mind, I won't ask anymore."

Paimeng recalled the dark look on Yingmei's face just now, and felt a little scared.

An Heng calculated the time, snapped his fingers, and the barrier began to distort.

"Almost done, let's go in and take a look."

Having said that, he walked in first.

Wendy and Paimon looked at each other and followed in. The external space returned to its original state.

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"hiss--"

An Heng looked at the figure lying on the ground and shuddered.

I saw that Kong Ge had lost his usual coolness and was lying on the ground.

Stretch your left hand forward and make a 1 with your index finger.

Put your right hand close to the seam of your trousers.

Bubbles kept coming out of his mouth.

"This is too tragic!"

Wendy, who walked in later, couldn't help but sigh.

Then Kong Ge's figure shattered and disappeared in the eyes of everyone.

"Ah! How come the executioner's brother died!"

Paimon suddenly exclaimed.

"When the time came, he was just teleported back."

An Heng gave a brief explanation, then waved his hand and removed the barrier.

"Ying, are you okay?"

Paimon flew to Yingmei tremblingly, his fists clenched in front of him and shaking constantly.

"Nothing, just taking care of some household chores,"

Yingmei regained her usual smile and said,

"It can't be helped. Who made a disobedient brother do such a thing without telling his lovely sister?"

"Ah, what's the matter?"

Paimon asked subconsciously, and then regretted it.

"No, no, I don't really want to know."

Meeting Yingmei's strange look, Paimon hurriedly explained.

Seeing this, An Heng sighed helplessly.

He said he was lucky that he didn't have a younger sister.

Ancient Cloud

You laugh at Brother Kong for dying early, Brother Kong laughs at you for not spending enough time.

What fun...

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Abyss, Throne

Brother Kong limped up to the throne, thinking back to what had just happened, and suddenly felt like he was really screwed.

"Damn you An Heng, wait till I recover from my injury, and see if I... hm?"

When Kong Ge was talking, he saw the familiar bottle of wine at his feet.

My eyelids couldn't help but twitch.

艹

Kong Ge angrily tried to kick the bottle away, but ended up tearing his wound...

what! ! ! !

'Did you kill the pig today?'

——The soliloquy of an ordinary abyss mage.