Original God: Trick Wendy into blitzkrieg to winter

In Liyue Harbor, in another private room of Wanmin Hall.

"Hey, so this is how Sister Shen He and Brother Lu Yunchen met?"

Keli pouted her lips, looked at Shen He who rarely spoke, and nodded in sudden realization.

"But, Brother Lu Yunchen, why are you always so quiet? Do you hate Keli?"

Lu Yunchen, who was leaning back in his chair, pursed his lips and shook his head silently.

"No, I'm just not used to speaking up. I don't mean to hate you."

Ke Li was also stunned when she heard this.

Then she touched her chin and looked at Shen He, then looked at Lu Yunchen beside her, wondering what she was thinking.

"Hi, hi, hi! Little Keli, your brother An Heng is back!"

An Heng pushed open the door of the box and walked to Ke Li carelessly.

He patted her little head and spoke to her with a grin.

"Ah, it's Brother An Heng!"

Ke Li also reacted after hearing this, grabbed An Heng's sleeve, and asked curiously,

"Brother An Heng, what did you talk about with Aunt Shen Zi?"

An Heng waved his hand and replied casually,

"Nothing, just chatting about life and ideals, but..."

When An Heng said this, he looked around deliberately.

Then he leaned close to Xiao Keli's ear and said to her in a serious tone,

"But if that guy Shen Zi hears you calling her aunt, you're doomed."

Upon hearing this, Keli scratched her head in confusion and asked back,

"Ah, Brother An Heng, why is this happening?"

An Heng was about to explain something when he heard this, but was interrupted by a familiar voice.

"Haha, no reason, little Keri, when you first came here, didn't I emphasize to you that you should call me Sister Shenzi?"

Yae Shinko folded his arms across his chest and slowly walked in from outside, closing the door behind him.

"But, Brother An Heng said that Sister Shen Zi is already hundreds of years old. She is an out-and-out old woman."

Upon hearing this, Keli pointed at An Heng who was standing beside her and added to the Son of God with a silly look on her face,

"So, Brother An Heng said that Keli should call you Grandma Shenzi, but Keli thinks you are very beautiful, so she calls you Auntie."

Upon hearing this, the Son of God clenched his fists and an indescribable roar suddenly surged in his heart.

"Mr. An Heng, who do you say is the old lady?"

The Son of God gave An Heng a murderous look and asked him word by word.

Hearing this, An Heng looked at the nine tails of the Son of God that were exposed due to his anger.

And the dangerous aura that continued to burst out from her, he swallowed silently.

"Ahem, it's me who said it, what can you do to me?"

After An Heng coughed lightly, he slowly stretched out his left hand and took out a camera from the space.

Then he spread out his right hand and pointed at the camera on the palm of his left hand.

He replied with a slightly playful tone.

When Shen Zi saw the camera, some bad memories deep in his heart were instantly evoked by it.

The corners of his mouth began to twitch unconsciously.

"Humph, you are awesome, you are awesome!"

The Son of God snorted coldly and silently withdrew his momentum.

Then he stared at An Heng in front of him and added to him word by word,

"Don't let me catch you!"

An Heng scratched his nose and hummed twice nonchalantly.

This action once again broke the defense of the Son of God beside him.

"Okay, okay, let's talk about business."

Seeing the Son of God's angry look, An Heng also waved his hand in disgust.

Then he looked at Lu Yunchen who was leaning back in his chair with his eyes closed, and asked with a hint of doubt,

"By the way, fellow countryman, do you [Nothingness] have any way to create, or rather, to fabricate the physical body of a god?"

Hearing this, Lu Yunchen slowly opened his eyes, thought for a moment, and nodded silently.

"Yes, I can still achieve the physical strength of the Teyvat gods."

An Heng was also a little excited when he heard this. It seemed that his plan would be completed soon!

"Really? That's great. I stuffed the soul of Inazuma's predecessor, the Thunder God, into a slime. It doesn't have a physical body yet, so I'll leave this matter to you."

An Heng clasped his hands together and spoke to Lu Yunchen as if asking for help.

"Stuffing the soul of a god into a slime is really in line with your style of [joy]."

Lu Yunchen shook his head upon hearing this and replied to An Heng calmly,

"I can help you, but...what's the price?"

An Heng sighed upon hearing this, and then took out a bag of Mora from his pocket as expected.

He said to Lu Yunchen with confidence,

"Got it, you money-grubbing fellow, tell me how much Mora do you want?"

An Heng asked as he pointed at the Mora in the Mora bag.

During the process, he did not forget to pick out some of the large-denomination Mora notes and put them on the table in front of him.

"Not much, one hundred million Mora."

After Lu Yunchen thought for a moment,

He silently reported the number of Moras that he thought was enough for him and Shen He to live happily for a lifetime.

"Nani, 100 million Mora, why don't you go rob a bank!"

An Heng was also shocked when he heard this, and asked Lu Yunchen loudly,

The Mora in his hand fell onto the table in front of him out of surprise.

"Well... I am robbing now, but robbing a bank is not as fast as robbing you."

Lu Yunchen nodded and replied in a calm tone.

An Heng's eyelids twitched slightly when he heard this, and he shook his head, then he grabbed the arm of the Son of God behind him.

Pushed her directly in front of Lu Yunchen,

"I don't want to play anymore, you guys continue."

An Heng picked up little Keli and walked out the door silently.

Halfway through the walk, he did not forget to stop.

Pretending to be angry, he added to Lu Yunchen,

"You want 100 million Mora, you might as well buy this scumbag fox!"

- - - - - -

Xumi, the entrance to a cave.

Yingmei was finally redeemed by Candice using Mora.

After all, if she hadn't come, the yellow-haired executioner would have to wash dishes for several months because of unpaid debts.

"Damned An Heng, just wait for me tonight or I'll scratch you to death!"

Yingmei shook the "old lute" in her hand and hummed angrily.

"Um... Executioner, look at this, it's not activated, did you play it wrong just now?"

Paimon on the side patted Yingmei's shoulder cautiously.

He pointed at the barrier in front of him and asked her in a low voice.

"Ahhh, I'm so mad, I remembered the wrong tune again!"

Seeing this, Yingmei looked at the green barrier in front of her, stomped her feet with a look of despair on her face.

"Really? Why does Xumi have so many tunes?"

"Paimon, don't you think it's a bit hasty for us to make the Jungle Book this afternoon..."