Original God: Trick Wendy into blitzkrieg to winter

Mondstadt,

Inside West Wind Cathedral.

A man wearing bishop's clothes and with a serious expression on his face stood in front of Anheng as quietly as a pine tree.

From the expression on his face, it can be seen that this middle-aged man is not easy to deal with...

"Are you An Heng? I've heard about you."

"An alien with great strength easily defeated the gods..."

"But even so, the solemn profession of priest is not something that a weirdo like you wearing strange clothes can take on!"

Simon Pegg first raised his head and straightened his chest.

Then he loudly rejected the dishonest man in front of him who was wearing a Patrick suit.

He was also shocked when he found out that his daughter was in love with the kid from the Leggenfend family.

He didn't expect that two kids who were almost idiots about love could be together!

At first he was a little confused.

But after he talked with Diluk for an entire afternoon, he accidentally learned that all of this was arranged by a man named An Heng!

But after all, the other party is the eldest son of the Leggenfend family, and I actually want to bring the two together.

So Simon didn't stop it too much.

As for the name Ahnheng,

Simon is actually quite familiar with it.

After all, just by changing the whole Mondstadt's view of Eula Lawrence, it was enough to gain his attention.

Moreover, this mysterious man possesses extremely powerful martial arts and many mysterious skills.

So in the beginning,

Simon actually supported Ahn Heng to replace him as the presiding priest of the wedding.

After all, the other party's strength and identity are here.

I believe no one in Mond will object to him hosting the event in my place!

but,

Just when he was secretly pleased that his daughter had made an amazing friend,

However, a piece of news made him hesitate.

According to gossip,

The reason why Wendy exposed the identity of the God of Wind and made those strange moves,

This guy is the one who is doing this in secret!

(Source: The drunken ramblings of a drunkard...)

So when he secretly investigated An Heng's character, he suddenly discovered that

This guy actually likes to play tricks on others, and he calls himself the Masked Fool or the Fun Guy.

This made the bishop hesitate to serve as the wedding priest.

After all, if this guy had a tantrum at his daughter's wedding, wouldn't the whole of Mondstadt have to laugh at his daughter?

But out of respect for others,

The bishop hit upon a plan.

He decided to meet this amazing man in person to see if the rumor that An Heng was not serious was true.

So today's meeting came about.

But the result did not surprise the bishop.

The Patrick Star suit and flip-flops, if you don’t know him, you would think he is here to pick up rags!

So for the sake of my daughter,

At this time, Simon could only put on a serious look and bite the bullet to refuse the [kindness] of this weirdo.

"Ahem, this isn't some fancy dress. In our world, people wear it at formal events like weddings."

"It's similar to Fontaine's suit, a proper suit!"

An Heng was not nervous when he heard this.

Instead, he put on a very serious look and explained to Simon in front of him.

"A formal suit? People in your world wear this kind of thing when they get married?"

Simon was also a little confused at this time.

He didn't expect that his question would receive such an answer.

"Of course I am a professional priest in our world, and I have a license to work!"

"To tell you the truth, in our world, I am the highest-ranking priest!"

Seeing Simon hesitate, An Heng took a step forward and continued to add to him.

"The highest level? There are levels for priests?"

really,

Simon was a little shaken after hearing what An Heng said, so he asked himself in a low voice.

"That's right! In our world, it's very rare to find a priest of the highest level."

"Do you know what they call me?"

An Heng nodded upon hearing this.

Then he continued to ask Simon in front of him, shaking his head.

"Uh...what?"

Simon was also confused by An Heng at this time, and subconsciously responded to An Heng's question.

"They all call me [Thanos]!"

"Do you know what this means? [God] versus [Destroyer], [Father] versus [Tyrant], Thanos Thanos is the Tyrant who kills the Gods!"

An Heng waved his hand.

He deliberately put on an air of strength and talked to Simon in front of him.

Anyway, my goal is to make Simon agree to become a priest.

As for the process...it's not important!

"Destroy... Thanos?"

"Mr. An Heng, why do I feel like you're fooling me? Besides, isn't killing gods a bit too bloody?"

Although Simon was a little shaken at this time,

But he still felt something strange subconsciously.

It seemed as if something bad would definitely happen as long as he agreed to let An Heng become a priest.

"What's the matter with blood or not? It's just a code name."

“Besides, if you think about it carefully, you [the priest] are just the father of God, that is, the person who represents God.”

"And I [Thanos] am the overlord who kills gods. In terms of strength, I am definitely stronger than gods!"

"That is to say, what I say is much more reliable than that of a certain drunkard god!"

"Let me be the priest at your daughter's wedding, and you can be happy!"

Upon seeing this, An Heng patted his chest loudly, as if what he had just said was some profound truth.

"Ah...but, this..."

Simon was already confused by the nonsense of this funny guy.

After much thought, I couldn't come up with a complete rebuttal.

"Oh, don't hesitate, I'm asking you, are you Captain Qin's father?"

Seeing this, An Heng reached out and pressed Xumi's shoulder, asking him word by word.

"of course!"

Simon did not hesitate when he heard this.

I responded subconsciously.

"Then let me ask you again, do you want your daughter to be happy?"

"Of course I hope so. She's my daughter!"

"Then let me ask you again, in terms of priest rank, am I higher than you?"

"Um... this... seems to be the case..."

"That's right. Now let me ask you one last question: between you and me, who is more suitable to be a priest?"

"This...you?"

"I can't hear you, and I have no spirit! Answer me again, who is more suitable to be a priest!"

"you!!"

"Isn't this right!"

"Since I am more suitable than you and you agree, then I will reluctantly agree to be the priest at Captain Qin's wedding."

An Heng nodded in satisfaction when he heard this.

Then he turned around and looked at the group of stunned [audience] sitting nearby.

He raised his eyebrows at them in a very arrogant manner.