Original God: Trick Wendy into blitzkrieg to winter

After a few days,

Mondstadt,

Inside West Wind Cathedral.

At this time, the cathedral was almost full of nobles and businessmen who came to attend the wedding.

Even ordinary Mond citizens were invited to watch around the church and were allowed to attend the subsequent large dinner.

It can be said that this wedding of Diluk and Jean,

This can be regarded as the largest rally event in Mond in the past ten years!

As far as An Heng knew, this wedding cost more than 100,000 Mora!

You can see how terrifying the scale is...

"Ahem, um... please take your seats, the wedding of Ms. Qin and Mr. Diluk is about to begin!"

As the crowd below was whispering to each other,

An Heng had already put on a very formal priest's attire, and he spoke in a dignified tone to remind the people below.

Different from ordinary priest clothing,

In order to highlight the joy, An Heng also put on a red coat over the pure white dress.

There are golden patterns on the corners of the outer garment.

"Thank you all very much for attending this wedding. I am the priest of this wedding—the famous Mr. An Heng!"

"Before the wedding begins, please allow me to introduce a few Xianzhou friends whom I specially invited to attend!"

An Heng did not read out the required words after everyone in the audience quieted down.

Instead, he simply threw aside the "Summary of Wind God's Poems" in his hand and spoke carelessly.

"My friend Xianzhou...is that the Xianzhou outside of Teyvat?"

"I don't know. Not long ago, the Wind God informed us that Teyvat had entered a new universe. I'm not sure either..."

"But this An Heng is really amazing. He was able to invite those big shots!"

"Isn't it? Have you heard of the [Elemental] Star God? An Heng is her first commander!"

"so smart……"

"..."

Seeing this, the people in the audience began to discuss in low voices.

An Heng was greatly pleased with these words of praise, and they made him smile harder than AK...

"Ahem, now I will introduce the list of guests coming."

"They are respectively, [General Shen Ce] of Xianzhou Luofu——Jing Yuan!"

"Master Taibu of the Taibu Division of Luofu, the Immortal Boat—Fu Xuan!"

"From the Xianzhou Luofu Minghuo Chamber of Commerce..."

"The strongest swordsman in Xianzhou Luofu..."

"Xianzhou Luofu Ten Kings Division..."

"Xianzhou Luofu..."

As the names of the people in Anheng were read out one by one, more and more people entered the church from outside the door.

Have a nice wedding.

An Heng had turned this into a personal lecture...

- - - - - - -

While An Heng on the stage was introducing the special guests,

The preparation room offstage had already become a mess...

"What should I do? The guy selling fake wine won't read out the prepared lines. Jean and Diluk will be entering the venue soon. We are running out of time!"

"I remember he promised solemnly yesterday that he would not cause any trouble!"

Paimon in the air first poked his head out to look at the stage outside.

Then he stamped his feet anxiously and asked in a panicked tone.

"Humph, it's not normal for Brother Heng to keep his word!"

"I knew this would happen. Luckily, Ying is smart! Eula, I'll leave it to you later."

Yingmei, who was standing by, did not panic when she heard this. Instead, she spoke very calmly to remind Eula.

"Don't worry, this is a wedding, I won't let Brother Heng mess around!"

Eula nodded upon hearing this.

Then he picked up the colorful baseball bat beside him and walked directly onto the stage...

- - - - - -

On stage,

After introducing the visitors from the fairy boat, An Heng also connected his own legendary story.

He was talking nonstop about how he bravely drove away Nanook.

I completely treated this wedding as a storytelling stage.

At the same time, he did not notice Simon Pegg whose face was gradually turning darker in the audience, or the blue-haired girl holding a baseball bat behind him.

"Hey, guess what?"

"In a flash, I slid and slammed the ball into the ground..."

An Heng, who was telling a story on the stage, suddenly felt a pain in the back of his head.

Then his eyes went dark, he lost consciousness, and fell backwards.

"I'm sorry, everyone. Father An Heng is ill. Father A Ying will take over from now on."

After knocking An Heng unconscious, Youla was satisfied and put him on her shoulders.

Then, he explained a few words to the people below with a slightly apologetic tone, and then carried An Heng off the stage.

After that, things became very simple.

Yingmei finished the wedding according to the procedure, and Diluk and Jean entered the church at the agreed time.

The two swore to each other and tied the knot...

And our poor Anheng,

It was not until more than ten minutes after the dinner started that he slowly woke up from his coma.

"Damn it, which bastard attacked me? I must..."

"it's me!"

"Um... I must thank you very much. My Eula's sneak attack was so good!"

Just as An Heng was about to explode,

But when he saw the figure in front of him, he instantly deflated like a deflated ball.

He changed the subject with an awkward tone.

"Humph, luckily A Ying was smart enough to keep a backup plan, otherwise this wedding would have been ruined by you!"

Seeing this, Youla pouted in dissatisfaction, and then loudly criticized An Heng.

"No, Eula, I earned this opportunity with my own ability..."

"Besides, Diluk himself... Oh, never mind, you'll understand when the time comes..."

An Heng shrank his head when he heard this.

But when he thought about having to wear Patrick's costume to attend the wedding, he sighed helplessly.

Eula is so considerate of Diluk now.

I wonder how I will feel after I know the truth...

"By the way, what weapon did you use to knock me out before?"

"To be honest, with my current physical strength, I shouldn't be knocked out so quickly."

An Heng slowly stood up and felt the pain in the back of his head and was a little curious.

He turned around and asked Eula beside him.

"Oh this... This is something Aying specifically asked Lei Bao for. It seems that she is afraid that you will mess up at the wedding."

"But she didn't know why it was made in the shape of a baseball bat. Maybe it felt more intimate..."

Hearing this, Eula scratched her head in embarrassment and explained in a low voice.

"What! It turned out to be A Ying and Lei Bao's doing!"

"Damn it! Ah Ying actually murdered her own husband!"

After knowing the truth, An Heng was quite shocked and opened his mouth wide, exclaiming in a wronged manner.

"This... Okay, Brother Heng, don't be angry."

"Let's go there first. A Ying and Lei Bao are all over there."

Seeing An Heng's expression, Youla felt a little embarrassed and could only hold his arm.

Brought him to the dining area nearby...