Original God: Trick Wendy into blitzkrieg to winter

Chapter 7: Lao Deng! Eat my Xiao Di's stick!

Liyue, Ao Zang Mountaintop

"That's about it. Although his personality is a bit weird, he's a wonderful person overall."

Zhongli calmed down Liu Yun, whose eyes were filled with murderous intent, took a sip of tea, and spoke slowly.

"Besides, I have a feeling that this person is a friend, not an enemy."

"I understand, Emperor. I will not interfere with his actions."

Liu Yun took a deep breath, hid his resentment in his heart, and decided to find a time to take revenge in private.

"So good."

Zhongli put down the teacup and was about to get up and leave, but he found that the space in front of him suddenly distorted. (Refer to Doctor Strange's portal)

Then, a green figure flew out.

"Ouch, my butt hurts so much."

Wendy, who fell to the ground, rubbed her butt and slowly stood up.

"Barbatos, why are you here?"

Zhongli looked at the familiar figure in front of him with confusion, and had a bad feeling in his heart.

"Oh, old man, I am..."

Wendy looked at Zhongli and was about to explain something, but suddenly, his face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

His eyes were slightly closed, and his look contained three points of contempt, two points of ruthlessness, four point nine points of provocation, and zero point one point of resignation.

Then he stretched out his right hand and picked up the branch that An Heng had knocked down on the ground beside the tree.

Clench your hands, mobilize the wind element and jump into the air

"Hey! Lao Deng! Take this stick from Xiao Di!"

Then the branches, carrying the wind element, swung down quickly.

"Impregnable"

'Boom! '

The wooden stick hit the shield with a dull thud, then broke into two pieces under the weight.

Without waiting for Zhongli to say anything, Wendy pointed the broken branch at Zhongli and started exposing herself again.

"Let me tell you, Lao Deng, at the gathering of the Seven Gods hundreds of years ago, the wine given by the Ice God was stolen by me."

"Last time I visited you, I took a lot of tea with me. I sold it in Mond and exchanged it for a lot of cider."

"besides……"

After five minutes, the effect of the drug slowly faded. Looking at Zhongli's charcoal-like face, Wendy couldn't help swallowing.

As for Liu Yun, he had already hidden in the cave.

In her words, the scene was too bloody and not suitable for her to watch.

"I said that what I just said was all nonsense. Do you believe it, old man?"

Wendy spoke softly, but her steps were slowly moving backwards.

"I believe!"

Zhongli said seriously.

"Ah? Really! I knew you would--"

Wendy stopped and said in surprise.

"That's weird!"

"what?"

"The heavens are moving!"

Wendy - Sudden

Complete book...

An egg

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"Why hasn't Lord Wendy come back yet?"

Captain Qin asked speechlessly as he looked at the masked man who kept selling wine to Yingmei.

"It's almost time."

An Heng explained casually, but he felt a little disappointed in his heart.

I feel so embarrassed

I thought it would be fun to have Yingmei drink and beat her father, and then teleport to Sky Island to fight Tianli.

But seeing Wendy being sent away, Yingmei didn't even dare to touch the "wine".

Just as everyone was talking, the space where Wendy was previously located was distorted again, and Wendy, with a bruised face and nose, flew out backwards.

"An Heng, you *****, I ******!"

After saying that, he sat on the ground and began to heal his wounds.

The old man's beating was really painful this time, I guess he was really angry. How about taking three bottles of Fengshen Brew to make amends some other day... Well, two bottles will do.

Wendy muttered in her heart.

“Is it not possible to receive blessings repeatedly? But the bonus ratio of the three-star blessing has increased from 5% to 10%.”

An Heng felt the blessing within the mask and said with a little disappointment.

"What blessing?"

The closest girl, Yingmei, asked in confusion.

"Blessings? Of course, they mean blessings from us, the people of Lezi."

As he said this, he snapped his fingers, and the wounds on Wendy's body disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Well, are you satisfied, my friend?"

An Heng waved his hand and the stall disappeared in the wind.

"How dare you say that! It's all your fault!"

Wendy jumped forward, grabbed An Heng by the collar and said angrily.

"Don't be impulsive. You're not hurt. Besides, regardless of the facts, isn't the wine delicious?"

An Heng still had a smiling face and raised his eyebrows at Wendy from time to time.

"This... is really good..."

Wendy's breath suddenly became weaker. To be honest, the wine just now was the best wine Wendy had ever drunk.

It is much better than his own Fengshen Wine.

"That's fine then"

An Heng grabbed Wendy and said, shaking his head

"I will use the power of joy to record your state before the teleportation. When you come back, I will trace back to that state to see if your body is intact."

"This... seems to be the case..."

"That's it, you get to drink the wine, and I get to have fun, the best of both worlds, right?"

After saying that, An Heng patted Wendy's clothes and spoke with concern.

"I'm doing this all for you, my dear friend!"

"Then why not just sell the wine? With the quality of these wines, there should be a good market for them."

Diluk, who had been silent the whole time, asked slowly.

"No, no, no, the recipe of the wine is not important, but if the fun is missing, then everything will no longer be perfect!"

An Heng said seriously

"Life is tiring enough. If you don't enjoy yourself in time, what's the point of living?"

As he spoke, he couldn't help but think of the hard times in his previous life...

"What is the power of joy that you are talking about?"

Qin took over the topic and asked with a puzzled look

"Just call me An Heng. As for the power of joy... it's the power of laughter, of course!"

After saying that, An Heng snapped his fingers, and countless masks wrapped around himself. Then the masks and An Heng suddenly disappeared.

Only a piece of fireworks is left

It made a certain drunkard poet's eyelids twitch.

"What a strange man."

Diluk picked up the high-quality wine recipe that had fallen at his feet at some point and fell into deep thought.

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Liyue, Mount Ozang

"Happy..."

Zhongli felt the familiar power of the place where Wendy disappeared and shook his head secretly.

"Sure enough, I still can't handle this kind of thing."

After saying that, he turned and flew towards Liyue Harbor.

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