Original God: Trick Wendy into blitzkrieg to winter

"Is this... shredded pork with peppers?"

An Heng looked at the black and red shredded pork on the plate and asked Lei Dianying helplessly,

“Are you sure you followed the recipe?”

Ying nodded proudly upon hearing this.

An Heng's mouth twitched slightly when he saw this, and then he glanced silently at Xiang Ling beside him, with a hint of doubt in his eyes.

Xiangling was a little uncomfortable being stared at by An Heng, but she was more confused.

Why would a person... a god who cooks according to the recipe exactly turn out the dish like this!

Obviously, Lei's performance in the movie has successfully subverted Xiangling's stereotypes about recipes and cooking.

"An Heng, Xiang Ling, come and try it, I think it's pretty good."

Lei Dianying handed two pairs of chopsticks to the two of them, and then looked at them expectantly.

An Heng was a little speechless after hearing this.

Miss, how do you associate 'this thing' with 'not bad'...

Xiangling and Anheng looked at each other, then smiled bitterly and picked up their chopsticks.

As the planner of this teaching session, An Heng was naturally asked by Ying to taste it first.

After all, only when An Heng nodded, the agreement between him and her would be completed.

An Heng tremblingly stretched out his chopsticks, picked up a piece of black "food", closed his eyes, and swallowed it in one bite.

boom!

A strange taste burst out in An Heng's mouth!

The blackened shredded meat mixed with the Jueyun peppers that had been fried until dry and bitter successfully made An Heng's taste buds explode.

An Heng never dreamed in his life that the greasy taste unique to fat meat could actually appear on lean meat!

If the food that Hu Tao made before was magical damage, then the dish that Lei Dianying made today was definitely real damage!

Pfft!

An Heng rolled his eyes, fell backwards, and lay accurately on the rocking chair.

Started sleeping like a baby...

Xiangling, who was standing by, was also startled when she saw An Heng lying on the recliner.

After a careful examination, I found that he had just fainted, and I was relieved.

Xiangling originally planned to give up. After all, even immortals could be poisoned and fainted, let alone herself.

But out of respect for the 'food', she endured the extreme discomfort in her body and swallowed the black thing.

Well!

Xiangling didn't have as high drug resistance as An Heng, and couldn't help but took out a tissue and spit out the pepper pork shreds in her mouth.

Then Xiangling asked Lei Dianying in disbelief,

"Lord Thunder God, why is the outer shell of this dish of shredded pork so burnt and bitter, but the shredded pork inside is cooked? This is unscientific!"

Lei Dianying responded with some doubts.

"I just followed the recipe. As for why it's raw... I don't know."

Xiangling frowned slightly when she heard that, and took out another portion of ingredients and placed them on the chopping board.

"Come on, do it again, I'll watch you do it!"

Xiangling said this seriously, then stood aside, staring at the chopping board in front of her.

Ying also nodded, and then started the second production.

"Wait! That's dark soy sauce, not light soy sauce!"

When Xiangling saw Ying about to add a large spoonful of dark soy sauce, she quickly spoke up to stop him.

"Ah, aren't these two the same? No wonder mine was so dark after I just pickled it."

Lei Dianying nodded as if he suddenly understood, then obediently poured out the dark soy sauce and added light soy sauce again to marinate.

Xiang Ling, who was standing by, just smiled helplessly. For a moment, she actually felt like a failure as a chef...

"Don't cut the Jueyun pepper so thinly, otherwise it will get burnt easily when fried!"

Xiangling looked at Ying who was about to cut the meat into shreds and reminded him again.

Lei Dianying nodded when he heard this, slightly controlled the distance, and successfully cut out the standard Jueyun pepper shreds.

Then Ying cleaned the pot and started cooking according to the recipe steps.

Everything was normal at first, but Xiangling discovered that for some reason, the flames from the stove would occasionally drift towards Ying.

Every time it floated, the stove would emit a small explosion, and then the temperature in the pot would begin to rise rapidly.

The skin of the animal meat inside was also blackened by the lightning.

"So that's how it is. An overload reaction of lightning and fire elements..."

Xiangling stroked her chin, thinking about how to solve this problem.

After a while, Ying successfully made another plate of shredded pork with pepper.

Due to the change in the thickness of the shredded Jueyun peppers, the overall presentation of this dish is much better than the previous one.

Xiangling picked up a piece hesitantly and put it into her mouth, then quickly spit it out, shook her head helplessly, and said to Ying beside her,

"It still doesn't work. The shredded meat tastes bitter. Oh, you really have never cooked meat well before."

Upon hearing this, Ying looked at the dishes on the plate and was a little unconvinced.

After all, in her opinion, this shredded pork with pepper is a success, because only if this dish is successful can she see her sister again!

"Hmph, I think it's pretty good. Besides, it took me too much time to make this dish!"

Lei Dianying crossed his arms and said to Xiangling with a dissatisfied look on his face.

Xiangling shook her head and said seriously,

"Cooking should be done with care, not casually. This half-finished product cannot be called a dish!"

Ying was a little impatient when he heard this. After all, if it weren't for the agreement with An Heng,

She wasn't going to learn how to cook, as that was something her sister had done before, and she only had to fight.

"Humph, I guess you didn't teach me seriously at all, otherwise how could I not cook it well!"

Xiangling also put her hands on her hips and retorted unconvincedly,

"I was clearly trying my best to teach you, but you just couldn't control yourself and your body kept discharging electricity, causing all this meat to be burnt!"

Ying also reached out his hand and held the "insulating sleeve" in front of Xiangling.

"How could I not know? Besides, I have An Heng's gloves, so there won't be any leakage. You are just evading responsibility!"

Xiangling was also amused when she heard this, and continued to ask helplessly,

"Oh my god, but there are also electric discharges around your body! Well, let me ask you, can you make fire?"

"I remember you didn't teach me!"

"What? You need to be taught this? You should go to Liyue and ask Mr. Zhongli what cooking is!"

"You're laughing at me!"

"No, I'm just telling the truth."

"No!"

"I'm really impressed. Even a slime can cook better than you."

"Come on, all the hillbillies are more lustful than you!"

"Haha, I have to go back to Liyue right now. I can't stay here for even a second!"

Xiangling shook her head and said speechlessly,

"Hmph, you have a wife's face for nothing! Fuck (Liyue swear word)"

Upon hearing this, Ying rolled his eyes at her with disdain, took off his gloves angrily, and gave Xiangling the middle finger.

Then he stretched out his right hand and slammed the chopping board.

"Baka! (Inazuma swear word)"

Just as Ying was hitting the chopping board, a lightning bolt connected to the kitchen knife beside the chopping board.

Hey,

The knife was electrocuted and jumped to the side, landing right next to the pot.

bump!

The iron pot was blown to pieces again, and countless pieces flew out.

"Ahem, where is this?"

An Heng coughed and stood up from the rocking chair in a daze.

"Hey, what's wrong with you? Did Lei Dianying make a complete dish? What are you looking at me with? Why don't you say anything..."

Bang!

At this moment, a piece of iron pot debris fell accurately on An Heng's head.

Once again, I helped An Heng experience a baby-like sleep...