Menma and Hashirama, what happened in Teyvat

After regaining consciousness, the two stood up and planned to go about their own business. However, when they saw Wendy still lying on the bed, drunk, they stopped at the same time.

"Just leave him here like this?" asked Hashirama.

"That's definitely not possible. If I really let him lie here all night, regardless of other things, at least I won't have a bed to sleep in tonight. After all, this is my bed." Menma looked at Wendy on the bed and said helplessly.

So he walked over, stretched out his hand, pinched Wendy's face and shook it violently, waking him up.

"Hmm...ah..." Wendy, who was violently shaken awake, murmured involuntarily, "I can't drink anymore..."

"Still thinking about drinking? Mondstadt is about to be annexed by the neighboring country Liyue, and you're still thinking about your wine?" Seeing Wendy's silly look, Menma had no choice but to use a strong medicine. Based on the principle of watching the excitement is not too big, and picking trouble is even more afraid of small troubles, he directly made up a lie that Liyue led the army to attack as a bomb.

"What?! No, old man!!!"

As expected, Wendy was indeed awakened by the bomb. She suddenly opened her eyes, sat up and yelled. If Menma hadn't quickly put up a soundproof barrier, who knows how many people would have heard Wendy's weird scream.

Although Venti knew that a war between the seven countries would not break out easily, he still felt guilty and afraid of the Geo God of neighboring Liyue.

After all, Mond's "Leewind Agreement" hundreds of years ago was a handle that he had always kept in the other party's hands...

But when he opened his eyes, what he saw was not a scene of war, but just a small hotel room, in front of two grown men, Menma and Hashirama. After a moment of confusion and astonishment, his brain, which had finally been disconnected and reconnected, finally sorted out the current situation:

"Oh, you scared me to death, Mr. Uzumaki..." Wendy's voice was filled with undisguised resentment, "If you wanted to wake me up, why not say anything else? Why did you have to say that Liyue is calling?"

"Then what else can I say?" Menma's expression suddenly became playful, "You said that all the good wine you buried under Fengqidi was stolen?"

"Ah... this... feels even worse than what I said just now." Wendy scratched his head with a wry smile, not realizing how shocking his words were to all the people of Mond.

However... when Wendy calmed down and looked around, she found that the current scene was - this was the hotel where the other party was renting, she was lying on the bed drunk, and the two "big men" of the other party were standing in front of her...

A dangerous idea suddenly appeared in Wendy's mind...

“That…that…” Under the confused gazes of the two, Wendy’s face suddenly turned redder, even redder than when he was drunk. “Although…someone once said that I’m a little…a little…like a girl, but…but no matter what, I’m actually a man. Can you…let me go?”

"????" x2

Seeing Wendy's look, both of them seemed to have a big question mark over their heads.

Wendy didn't seem to notice this, and was just immersed in his slightly frightened fantasy. He even curled up a little, posing as if he was a girl about to be raped by a villain and trying to defend himself:

"Although I know... you have no ill will towards Mondstadt and want to establish friendship with us, but... you don't have to do it in this way..."

"What the fuck?!"

At this moment, Menma, whose brain had stopped working, finally understood what Wendy meant by this expression, and even couldn't help but swear. He stepped forward and grabbed Wendy's ears, and couldn't help but yelled, "Stop making such a noise, what the hell are you thinking about?!"

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts..." Wendy struggled and danced, and her extremely funny appearance almost made Hashirama next to her laugh.

"Is the dignified Lord Wind God of Mondstadt's mind filled with some yellow garbage from nowhere? What do you think we were trying to do just now?" Menma was shocked by what Wendy did just now, so he looked very irritable. "I was thinking about whether to arrange a bed for you to rest, but now... go where you want to be cool!"

After saying that, Menma grabbed Wendy's collar and lifted him up, walked to the window and opened it, then kicked him in the butt and sent him flying.

“Ahhhhhhh, I was wrong…”

Looking at Wendy who turned into a meteor and disappeared into the sky, Hashirama shook his head and walked over, saying to Menma who was still angry, "Did you... use too much force?"

"Who made this scumbag Fengshen who has a head full of yellow garbage suddenly do such a thing?" Menma said angrily, "Who does he think we are?"

Although he knew in his heart that Wendy was just teasing him, Menma couldn't suppress his anger. Since he was the drunkard who never did anything, he could be kicked away. After all, as the God of Wind, he wouldn't die from the fall.

So, after vacating Menma's bed, the two of them quickly washed up and went to bed. As for other things, we'll talk about them later.

……

In the following days, Menma kept running around various places in Mond, and the tasks of guarding the stronghold and going out to the Adventurer's Guild to complete missions and earn money were all left to Hashirama.

During this period, Menma went to the library of the Knights' headquarters to look up some information and learn some potentially useful knowledge, including the Hilichul language. As a result, he got to know Lisa, the librarian, and Ella, who was studying the Hilichul language in the library.

Although he also wanted to get to know Klee, because Klee had been locked up in the solitary confinement cell for a crime she had just committed, the two of them ultimately did not meet.

While he was running around in the wild, he naturally ran into the scout knight Amber. Amber had seen Menma before when fighting the Wind Dragon, but they had never spoken, so this meeting was like a formal acquaintance.

As for Noelle's overly kind little maid...she is probably still stuck in the numerous tasks that Jean or Kaeya deliberately threw at her and can't extricate herself.

After all, if she wasn't assigned so many tasks, she would definitely go to the Wind Dragon Ruins alone with a big sword in hand to fight the Wind Dragon head-on.

……

[This is it…]

Seeing the quiet and deep forest in front of him, from which the howling of wolves could be heard from time to time, Menma looked down at the Mond map in his hand to confirm it again, then nodded.

That’s right, Menma has now arrived in the Wolf Territory.

Since he wanted to confirm his current strength, a suitable and powerful opponent became the target that Menma wanted to find now. The closest person who met the requirements was naturally the guardian of the Wolf Territory and the successor of the power left by Andrius, the wolf-shaped demon god of Mondstadt - Boreas, the North Wind Wolf.

Perhaps they smelled the scent on Menma, as several wild wolves with dark gray hair suddenly emerged from the bushes nearby, arched their tense bodies, and growled at Menma to intimidate him.

Although these wild wolves were no match for Menma, he did not come here to cause trouble or make enemies, so he did not do anything to the wild wolves. Instead, he put the thing wrapped in cloth on his back on the ground and untied the rope on it.

"Woo~"

The wolves didn't understand what was going on and thought Menma was going to get a weapon. But when they smelled the familiar smell of blood coming from the bag, they stopped what they were about to do and looked at Menma with a strange look in their eyes.

Soon, the cloth bag was completely opened, revealing the items inside: a wild boar and two red foxes, both of which were freshly slaughtered prey.

Menma threw them all in front of the wolves at once, then stepped back a few steps, indicating that these were gifts from him to them and that he had no ill intentions.

The wolves looked at each other in bewilderment. Finally, a few of the hungrier ones came up and began to drag the prey towards them, while one wolf left in the opposite direction to look for the special one among them.

For wild wolves, asking him for help when they need to face humans is definitely the best choice.

Soon, the wolf came back, along with a red-eyed boy wearing a grey hood and carrying a large sword.

"You, come to see us, what, do you want?"