Menma and Hashirama, what happened in Teyvat

"Speaking of which, what exactly is this place?"

After arguing with each other for a while, Hashirama finally asked the question, "You said before that you knew where this place is, so why don't you explain it to me."

"Hehe..." Menma pretended to be mysterious, "Do you remember what else I play besides the two villages of Hokage?"

"There are so many, which one do you want me to mention?"

"Before we were blown up, when we were walking from school to the gym, what other games were we talking about besides Naruto?"

"On the way to the gym... Genshin Impact?"

"Correct."

"what do you mean……"

"It's just what you think."

“Oh my god…” Hashirama suddenly looked pained. “If I had known that I would travel to the world of Genshin Impact in the future, I would have played Genshin Impact first to understand the background.”

"What's the point of knowing it earlier? How can there be so many things to know earlier?" Menma was pretending to sneer the previous second, but suddenly smiled strangely the next second, "However, in this world, I can do this..."

"what?"

"Stupid, I played Genshin Impact for so long in vain? At least I know a lot of things that would have happened in this world."

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that. Then from now on, I'll have to rely on you for a lot of things. After all, you know I'm not good at this kind of thing. At best, I can only fight."

"Don't worry, I promise that your strength will be very useful in the future. After all, you are now the first generation Hokage, at least your strength is top-notch."

"That's fine..."

……

(Back to the present)

On the main road behind the gate of Mondstadt, Menma and Hashirama were shopping. After all, Mondstadt was much bigger than in the game, so the various things in the city, such as shops, people, attractions, decorations, etc., would naturally be very different from those in the game.

Therefore, even though they didn't have much money and therefore didn't buy anything, they still had the enthusiasm to go shopping in Mondstadt. One was out of curiosity, and the other was also out of curiosity.

As for why it is "not much money" instead of "no money", it is because on the way from the place where they woke up to Mondstadt, they encountered several attacks by monsters and treasure-stealing groups, or came across their nests. Why not do this kind of method that allows you to understand your own strength through fighting and make extra money?

However, although he has obtained the bodies, abilities and move memories of Uzumaki Menma and Senju Hashirama, it is another matter when it comes to actually taking action.

Following Hashirama's Wood Release: Tree World Descent, which he said "had weakened its power as much as possible", an entire large camp of Hilichurls was destroyed beyond recognition by the trees that grew out of the ground.

"Gusha! Gusha!" This was the most common language shouted by the group of hill people before they died.

Hashirama was originally feeling sorry for not controlling his strength, but when Menma translated what the hillbillies said, his guilt instantly vanished. If Menma hadn't stopped him, Hashirama would have used Wood Release: Minami-bukuro Jutsu on them.

Finally, in order to eliminate the hillbillies who were lucky enough not to be strangled by the tree world, and also to destroy the trees that might be a hindrance to those who would clean up this area in the future, Menma used a large spiral wheel after "weakening the power as much as possible" to blow up the entire area...

Fortunately, there are no Knights of Favonius on duty outside patrolling this area for the time being, otherwise this matter would definitely be reported to the Knights of Favonius.

Fortunately, Mora was strong enough and was not damaged by the double destruction of the tree world and the big spiral wheel. The two dug in the ruins for a long time and finally dug out some Mora. As for other spoils... forget it, they were all blown up.

After going through this "violent experiment" and "destruction of the corpse", both of them have gained an understanding of their current abilities, and will be able to use the appropriate degree of strength more smoothly when they attack next time.

This is all thanks to those hillbillies...

(Hill people: please turn on the microphone to communicate.)

In Mondstadt, the two wandered around for a long time and finally stopped near the Deer Hunter Restaurant.

"Is this a restaurant?" Looking at the ingredients and sign hung outside the Deer Hunter and smelling the aroma of the dishes coming from inside the house, Hashirama couldn't help swallowing and asked Menma who was standing beside him.

"That's right. This is the Deer Hunter Restaurant, the most famous restaurant in Mondstadt." Menma began to use his intelligence advantage to introduce the Deer Hunter to Hashirama.

At this moment, please call me Information Menma! (bushi)

"I feel a little hungry. How about we eat here at noon today?" Listening to Menma's introduction, Hashirama felt more and more greedy and pleaded quickly.

It was already noon, and it was almost time for lunch. In addition, the two had not eaten anything since they woke up, so not only Hashirama, but also Menma himself was a little hungry.

"First, you count how much money we have now, and then I'll go and ask about the price here."

"Don't you know how much the things here cost?"

"I don't dare to use the data in the game directly. After all, who knows if it has been changed in reality?"

"All right……"

So Hashirama took out all the Mora he had and counted them, while Menma walked towards the Deer Hunter's counter.

"Welcome to the Deer Hunter Restaurant. Hello, how many people are there?"

Sarah, the waitress who had been standing at the counter, saw Menma coming over and immediately asked with a smile in a professional tone.

"Both of you."

"Okay, what would you like to eat?"

"We are both new to Mondstadt, and we are not very familiar with the variety and price of the dishes here. Please help us explain."

Although Menma knew what Sarah, as a store-type NPC in the game, would sell, the Sarah in front of him was a living person. In addition, a large restaurant would definitely not sell only those things, so Menma naturally needed to ask carefully to find out the specific contents of the dishes.

"Okay. Recently, our grilled steaks and cold meat platters are the hottest sellers. Since this is your first time in Mondstadt, we suggest you try these two meat dishes first. As for the prices, they are..."

Sarah introduced the price of each dish sold in the store, and after comparing, Menma found that the prices were about one-tenth of those in the game.

[As expected, the data in the game is only for reference and cannot be brought into reality.] Menma couldn't help but think.

At this time, Hashirama also came over. He pointed out that the two of them currently had several thousand Mora, enough for several meals.

So, Menma ordered the dishes very readily: a cold meat platter, two grilled steaks, a fried meat with honey-glazed carrots, two sweet flower-stuffed chickens, two fisherman's toasts and two satisfying salads.

Sarah couldn't help but be very surprised: according to ordinary people's standards, this meal is enough for two people for a whole day, but it is just lunch for two people.

Menma and Hashirama thought this was normal. After all, for a ninja as powerful as themselves, consuming a lot of food was an indispensable factor in order to maintain their extraordinary physical strength.

Although ninjas can endure long periods of hunger, who would want to starve when they can eat their fill?

So, when the dishes came, Hashirama and Menma, who had taken off his mask, performed what was called storm inhalation in front of the shocked eyes of Sarah and the guests at the next table.

"No...no way..."

"This is too much to eat..."

"I admire you..."

Menma and Hashirama ignored all this. After all, they were foodies and now that they could taste the delicious food in the game with their own mouths, they naturally had to enjoy it to the fullest.

……

In an alley not far away, there was a figure standing in the shadows.

This person's eyes were fixed on Menma and Hashirama, who were eating gluttonously. His cold and indifferent eyes were full of scrutiny:

[Outside guests? Hum...]

Afterwards, the man stopped paying too much attention to the two and turned away. After all, he had other work to do, and if he delayed any longer, he would not be able to finish it. As for these two people...

We'll probably see each other again at night.

But that person didn't notice that when she turned around, Menma, who was chewing the roast chicken in his hand, immediately glanced in her direction, then looked at Hashirama and nodded slightly:

[Do you really think we didn’t notice it…]