Menma and Hashirama, what happened in Teyvat

Seeing that the White Zetsu in front of him answered his questions very clearly, Hashirama was so happy that he quickly pulled it and continued to ask questions, wanting to know the various physical characteristics of this guy and check whether the "indicators" were normal.

After Hashirama's questioning and inspection, as well as the White Zetsu's active cooperation, he came to the following conclusion:

This White Zetsu is a typical spiked White Zetsu. Although it does not have the ability to produce poison, its body is highly active and resilient, and the spikes on its limbs and chest and abdomen can be opened and used to assist in attack and absorb chakra.

In addition, unlike most White Zetsu that are more or less funny, this White Zetsu is obviously more stable and intelligent. This also makes Hashirama wonder if he has pulled out a miracle. This kind of White Zetsu is definitely a rare commodity.

"I've decided. From now on, your name will be Zetsu." Hashirama put his hands on the shoulders of the White Zetsu and said solemnly.

Although this name is just one word, and it seems a bit perfunctory, after all, its race is "White Zetsu", and using the race name directly seems to be a perfunctory name. However, only Hashirama and this White Zetsu know that it is precisely because of this that "Zetu" is the most representative name among them, and it is not something that anyone can use casually.

As the first White Zetsu created by the master, and it seems that the master is particularly satisfied with him. The fact that he can use this word that is similar to the core of the race as his name shows how much the master values ​​him.

"Thank you for the name, Master. I will definitely not let you down." Zetsu saluted Hashirama. In addition to seriousness and earnestness, the expression on his face was more of excitement and gratitude.

In addition, Hashirama also noticed that the gesture used by Zetsu when he raised his right hand to salute him was the one he was most familiar with in his previous life.

For time travelers like himself and Menma, unless they have lost their memories of their previous lives, it is absolutely impossible for them to forget this gesture and everything related to it, no matter where they have traveled to or what they have become.

(Although it was just a gesture, in Hashirama's eyes, it made the white Zetsu look redder and redder.)

[Speaking of which, White Zetsu seems to have a lot of common sense memories when he was just born.] After seeing this gesture, Hashirama suddenly thought of something, [Now it seems that all of their common sense should come from the memory of me as their main body. After all, if it weren't for this, Zetsu would definitely not use this gesture to salute.]

"Alright, Zetsu." Hashirama signaled Zetsu that he didn't need to keep doing this. After all, he felt that he couldn't bear such a gift. "Now, do you want to have a few more 'brothers'?"

"Oh?" Jue put down his hand and turned to look at the pile of "plasticine" on the legs of the Outer Path Golem, with a somewhat expectant tone, "Master, are you going to get them all out together?"

"Of course." Hashirama walked to a ball of "plasticine", put his hands on it and began to inject chakra, "After all, you have brought me so many surprises, which makes me look forward to your 'brothers' in the future."

"If that's the case, then I'm looking forward to it too." Zetsu walked to Hashirama's side, and looked at the "plasticine" that was rapidly deforming under the nourishment of Hashirama's chakra. After all, he couldn't do anything and could only watch Hashirama operate.

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(after a while)

On the earth escape platform before, Hashirama and Zetsu sat side by side, with expressions of doubt about life on their faces.

"Jue, it seems that your birth was entirely due to my extremely good luck at that time..."

"Well... I agree with this. After all, in this situation, I can completely understand your feelings, Master."

At this moment, a head with an extremely long neck suddenly stretched out from behind Jue, and said in an extremely exaggerated voice: "Hey, hey, Senior Jue, why do you look different from me?"

The face of the guy who was speaking actually has a lot of similarities with Jue, but... strictly speaking, it's only half a face, and the other half seems to have been cut off. Who would have thought that this is actually its original appearance?

"Shut up, Bai Prajna." Jue turned around and scolded, "It's normal that I look different from you, and to be more precise, there is no one who looks like you."

"Ah... so boring..." Seeing Jue so bored, Bai Jue, also known as Bai Prajna, had to leave its body, and then used its only hand to drag its thick-necked, snake-like body to crawl to the two little foxes to play.

Suddenly, a pair of jagged white "large clamps" stretched out from the side of Hashirama and clamped Hashirama's right arm:

“Ha↘↗ha↘, we caught the master!”

Looking at the stupid White Zetsu who was clamping his arms with two things called "pitcher plants" that were found on some White Zetsu, Hashirama couldn't help but sigh again and threw a sunset fruit to the side:

"Alright, alright, go play over there."

"Delicious!" Upon seeing the sunset fruit, the White Zetsu named Big Mouth Flower immediately let go of Hashirama with his eyes shining. A fierce man swooped over and grabbed the sunset fruit in mid-air with his exaggerated big mouth, and then... not surprisingly, he fell headfirst to the ground with a "bang".

[After Jue, what the hell have I created...]

Hashirama felt that if he were a patient with a heart attack, he would have been angered by them and died by now.

"Hahaha, Master and Senior Jue, are you troubled?" Another white figure came over and said to Hashirama and Jue with a sly smile.

Although this White Zetsu looks relatively normal, and the purple poisonous mist surrounding its body indicates that it is currently the only poisonous White Zetsu among these White Zetsu, but... the extremely shameless expression on its face is the kind that anyone who sees it would want to rush up to it and pin it to the ground and beat it up, without the need for any other reason.

Hearing the voice of this guy, which was no less annoying than his face, Hashirama said unhappily, "Guess why we are so upset? Isn't it all because of you guys, who make us so tired?"

“Hohoho, we are just a little bit special.” Poisonous White Zetsu took a few steps forward, “After all, this is how we can be considered ourselves…”

"Go away, don't come here to bother me anymore." He pressed the face of the poisonous White Zetsu and pushed him away. Even the usually good-tempered Hashirama felt depressed. "Go play somewhere else. Zetsu and I don't have time to deal with you."

Although both he and Jue were immune to its poison gas, he really couldn't stand its mean look and was afraid that he would lose control and smash it to death with his fists.

"Oh? But you guys don't seem to be busy..."

"That's enough, Aristolochia, do you want the master to say it again?" Jue glared at it and scolded, "Or do you want to taste the master's fist?"

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything more. I'm going to get out of here right now..." Aristolochia quickly raised his hand to make a French military salute, and then ran to the weapons pile to play with them (Today's Milk Method).

After using chakra to give birth to these three White Zetsu, Hashirama decided not to continue doing so. The reason was simple: he was mentally exhausted...

First up was the White Prajna. When it was first formed, its dark, twisted, crawling appearance really frightened Hashirama. It only had half a face and one hand, and even its legs dragged behind it like a snake's tail, indistinguishable from its thin torso. It was obviously a defective product, but in the spirit of taking every White Zetsu he could get in the early stages, Hashirama did not discard it, but chose to keep it.

Recalling the image of the demon "Hannya" in Neon Mythology, Hashirama simply gave it this name. Coincidentally, the "White Prajna" in Prajna is also related to the origin of "Snake Girl". It just so happens that the body shape of this thing is a bit like a snake, so this name is perfect for it.

Next is the Big Mouth Flower. As the name suggests, its mouth is very big. When it is fully opened, it can reach the roots of its ears, just like some scary monsters or cannibals. Not to mention that its biggest interest is eating a lot. No matter whether the food it touches is meat or vegetables, raw or cooked, it will not refuse anything. In addition, there are a pair of white pitcher plants on its shoulders, which also look like a big mouth, so Hashirama gave it the image name "Big Mouth Flower".

Finally, there is Aristolochia. It has no flaws nor any peculiar hobbies. The only problem is that the facial expression and the voice are extremely shameless, and it is born with a full taunt buff.

If it stands with its companions, and the enemy can understand the expressions or language of humanoid creatures, it will definitely be the first one to attack. Since "Aristolochia" is a plant that is both ugly and smelly and poisonous, Hashirama simply used this as its name.

Having these three weird White Zetsu was enough to make him collapse, as for those White Zetsu that had not yet fully grown, let them grow freely. Just like opening a blind box, it would be fine if a high-quality White Zetsu came out, but if this kind of funny White Zetsu came out again... at least he could suffer less for a few days, right?

[Menma... please let me out...] Hashirama thought with tears in his eyes, [or you can just throw all three of them out, I really can't stand the three of them anymore...]

"Master, can you give me another one, this... sunset fruit?" At this moment, the big-mouthed flower came over again, gently tugged at Hashirama's armor and said. And its words seemed to completely break the last line of Hashirama's sanity:

"I'm done!!!"

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And at this moment, what is Menma, who is "obsessed" with Hashirama, doing?

[What good luck! We found so many snow pigs at once. It seems that there are enough for us to eat as meat or to keep as spiritual beasts.]

Looking at the pile of half-man-high ice blocks in front of him, Menma's inner joy appeared on his face. In each ice block was frozen a snow pig that should have been considered "extinct" about three hundred years ago. It was obvious that this was a whole group of pigs that came to this extremely cold place in the snowy mountains together, and then they were frozen into ice blocks by the blizzard and hibernated until they were discovered by Menma who came here three hundred years later.

"Fire Release: Phoenix Immortal Fire Technique!"

Menma formed seals with his hands and spit out a series of fireballs through the mask, which flew accurately towards each ice block. When he asked Wagner to make a spare mask, he did not forget to leave a small hole at the mouth of the mask for chakra to pass through.

As the high temperature of the chakra flame melted, the ice on the snow pigs quickly turned into a pool of water and evaporated, and they, who had been sleeping until now, slowly opened their eyes.

However, before they could adapt to the current situation, a red light flashed, and all the snow pigs fell into confusion again.

After turning off his Sharingan, Menma began to check the condition of the snow pigs one by one.

There are a total of 19 snow pigs, 11 boars and 8 sows, and all of them are adult pigs, without any piglets. Since all the snow pigs are in good physical condition, without being thin or weak, their quality is excellent, both in terms of meat quality and as breeding pigs.

Menma picked out the four youngest and strongest boars, brought them together with the eight sows, and then carved summoning rituals on their bodies.

He did not rashly collect them into the Shenwei Space. After all, Menma was not sure whether the environment of the Shenwei Space was suitable for their survival.

Unlike animals that live in plains or forests, these larger animals that live in cold environments, if they cannot adapt to the environment in the Kamui Space, Hashirama and I have no way to transform the environment into something suitable for them. Therefore, instead of collecting them blindly, it is better to leave them in the environment of the snowy mountains until there is a suitable way.

As for the remaining seven snow pigs... they were classified as meat pigs by Menma.

After controlling the twelve snow pigs to walk far away and find a place to settle down, Menma walked back to where he came from. After using the Earth Escape: Ant Hell to bury the legs and half of the bodies of the seven snow pigs tightly into the ground, Menma lifted the illusion on them.

"!!!"

After regaining consciousness, the seven snow pigs grunted and screamed in panic when they saw the face in front of them. But when they found that their four legs were firmly stuck in the ground and could not move, their screams suddenly became extremely panicked.

At this time, Menma also took out the ninja sword and walked towards the group of snow pigs. Kunai is okay for dissection, but it is not suitable for slaughter. It is more appropriate to use the ninja sword for slaughter.

“Huh!!!!!”

Soon, the screams of the snow pigs resounded throughout the snowy mountains. When the other snow pigs heard their companions' screams, they all tried their best to break free, but how could they easily break free from Menma's earth escape?

But at this moment, a dull sound suddenly came from the inside of the mountain not far away:

“Boom… boom… boom… crash!!!”

With the sound of falling snow, a large area of ​​snow at the bottom of the mountain suddenly began to collapse rapidly, revealing a huge cave buried in it. Then, the huge figure that pushed open the snow curtain, which was also the source of the previous dull sound, appeared at the location of the cave entrance.

The fat and heavy body showed that he was extremely strong, and his slightly spiritual eyes were full of anger as he looked at Menma. After smelling the blood of his kind in the air, seeing the tragic death of his kind in front of Menma, and noticing the ninja sword in Menma's hand that was still stained with his kind's blood, the anger instantly escalated into a strong murderous intent.

In response, Menma just sneered softly, then raised his head and looked directly into the eyes that seemed to want to tear him into pieces:

"Finally came out, the Snow Pig King..."