Beastmaster: I am a true genius
Chapter 349 Harem: Perfect Story
Karachi heard Crusoe's cry.
So he pulled Crush out of the oil river and swung him at high speed in the sky for a minute, forcibly shaking off the oil on Crush.
Fortunately, Crush is made of stone, and no part of his body, including his hair, is greasy, otherwise he would definitely not escape the fate of being perfectly sucked.
Xieyang, Mie, Bai'er and Ni Ning were not as lucky as it was. Every time they came ashore, they would be perfectly kissed. It was said that it felt like they were walking on the edge of life and death and were very dazed.
Especially Bale, he felt it the most deeply.
When others were being sucked, at least the pain in their body and soul was relieved, but Bo'er was not afraid of the oil river. When he was being sucked, a revolving lantern appeared in his mind, and memories flooded into his heart like a tide. In a few seconds, he recalled his childhood...
It was really quite terrifying.
Fortunately, Bai Er was a carefree person and forgot about it after a while.
……
Returning to the platform, Crusoe found that everyone had already gone into the house. There was a large lantern on the table on the first floor, and a group of people were sitting in a circle around the lantern.
The things in the lanterns were so bright white that they were blinding, but they were all dark elements. When they saw Crusoe appear at the door, the white light suddenly became brighter, as if they were drooling over it.
Hmm? Crusoe instantly became alert.
"Susu, come here!"
Kitsune waved his hand. Karachi also pointed to the empty chair next to him.
Xieyang and Xiaomie were also fished out, but because they couldn't be shaken off, they were sent directly in to be sucked, which was faster.
So at this moment, Xiaomie was placed on the table, and Xieyang...it directly occupied a great position - on Kitsune Shichi's elbow!
That’s right, Xieyang hasn’t transformed into a human recently because it has already felt the benefits of having a rabbit body - although the human form has longer legs, which makes it more convenient for it to move, if it turns into a rabbit, it doesn’t need to move at all because its owner will always carry it around.
As for Karachi's saying that soldiers can't act like spoiled brats, this is all fallacy! Anyway, Xiyang firmly disagrees!
Crusoe's eyes changed.
——Why is it located so far away from its owner?
In an instant, it forgot that it could be transformed into equipment, and it twisted and shrank, turning into a cute octopus.
It's just pinching the horns into ears - for Lord Crusus, it's a piece of cake!
Crusoe shook his head and a pair of triangular ears popped out from the top of his head. Although there was no hair on his ears, they were indeed in the shape of cat ears.
So, after a "meh" sound, Crusoe successfully jumped onto Kitsuneya Nana's legs.
Ni Ning was very curious about this new species that made a bleating sound.
"Ah, Crusoe is actually a cat... No, an octopus... That doesn't seem right either. It looks slippery and makes lamb noises. Is it a new species that is a hybrid of a cat, a sheep, and an octopus?"
"Yeah." Kitsuneya Nana is already used to telling lies, "I fished out a new species from the sea."
Because human exploration of the ocean has not yet reached its limits, someone's nonsense is, to some extent, impeccable.
This topic has just passed.
Everyone turned their attention to the fallen angel on the table.
This thing is actually quite rare. After all, there are few Holy Light creatures, and even fewer Holy Light creatures willing to come to Hell Oil River.
And the bait can't be too strong, otherwise the fallen angel cubs will be scared away... On this basis, it also needs to be able to save face. After all, hell is empty, and howling is like a concert, and it can't wail loudly...
But at this moment, hundreds of these rare fallen angels were trapped together, like a basket of fireflies, ready to be picked at will.
Ni Ning looked at Kitsune Shichi, who was staring at the fallen angel with curiosity on her face. She didn't seem to find the scene in front of her strange at all, nor did she show any desire to show off or be proud, as if... this was perfectly normal for her.
It was so dull, as dull as drinking a glass of water. From the time he suggested that "fallen angels can be gifts" to the time Kitsune Shichi commanded his pets to capture hundreds of fallen angels in one go, a total of ten minutes had passed.
That’s not quite right. In fact, it should be quite difficult.
Ni Ning felt like all his common sense had been lost.
…It’s hard to get used to, it’s really hard to get used to.
On the other side, Kitsune Shichi was also studying how to deal with these strange little rings. She really wanted to see their panels. After all, this was a legendary creature! In the future, it could evolve into a beautiful woman with six black wings!
But... for safety's sake...
"Perfect, try this fallen angel first to see what they taste like and whether they are spicy or not."
Kitsune Shichi gave the command, and then caught a small white circle from the gap in the barrier that Karachi had loosened, fixed it with the power of space, and put it directly into Perfect's mouth.
Spicy = hurts the soul.
He opened his mouth perfectly and bit it, simulating the human eating process. He chewed it and swallowed it slowly. He walked out as elegantly as a nobleman in an ink painting, vividly interpreting what romance is.
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, Perfect shook his head.
"Too little, I can't taste it."
So Kitsune Shichi took another one and was about to continue feeding it, but he heard Karachi suddenly make a "tsk" sound.
Karachi frowned, looking disdainful, "Slime, do you still need to be fed when you're this big? There are outsiders here, aren't you ashamed?"
Wanmei was about to open her mouth when she paused, and together with Kitsuneya Nana, she looked at the... [outsiders] present.
Ni Ning blinked. At that moment, his brain was working very fast. It was really a life-and-death race:
"What's the big deal? I feed Bai'er every day. I used to hold him in my arms, but now I feed him by lying on his body. What's wrong with feeding him? Who isn't the master's little darling?"
Half a second later, Perfect turned her head and stopped looking at him.
Kitsune Shichi also nodded in gratitude, "Yes, yes, in fact, I have only raised Perfect for a year, it is still small, it just looks a little bigger..."
However, despite this, she did not feed the fallen angel directly into Perfect's mouth. After all, the latter was in human form at the moment, and it would be bad for others to see it...
Besides, Perfect is a slime, and it doesn’t have to eat only with its mouth... There’s no need to feed it with its mouth.
"Here, perfect, hand."
So, Kitsune Shichi put the fallen angel into Perfect's hand - no one knew what happened at this moment, but the act of feeding suddenly changed its meaning - because this ring-shaped fallen angel was directly hung on Perfect's ring finger, like a huge diamond ring.
"...Ah," Wanmei raised her hand and took a look, dragging out the aria and saying, "...it looks like a ring..."
Kitsuneya Nana: ???
Karachi: !!!
Only Ni Ning laughed and continued the conversation: "Yes, yes, this thing is really beautiful, it looks a lot like our human engagement ring!"
……
As soon as these words were spoken, it was like a bolt from the blue!
Even Kitsune Yashichi's eyes widened, "Does this world also use diamond rings to propose marriage?"
——Aren’t diamonds a scam? Although they were precious jewels in her previous world, there are so many treasures in this world that diamonds shouldn’t be ranked high, right?
After saying this, Kitsuneya Nana realized that he had just said the wrong thing.
Fortunately, Ni Ning didn't think too much about it. "This world? Are you talking about hell? No one gets married in hell, and there is no need for rings... Bai Er reproduces asexually. It is said that you can have a baby by kissing yourself... Is that right, Bai Er?"
Ni Ning picked up Bai Er next to him and made a joke, then he madly touched the three dog heads of his rebellious son. The furry touch was so healing that he almost buried his face in it.
To be honest, ever since Bai Er was promoted to the rank of admiral, Ni Ning seldom hugged him so intimately. The way they get along is more like friends than pets.
But practicing in Youjiang is too hard!
This made Ni Ning eager to ravage something... and he could only ravage Bai Er.
"Ah!" Upon hearing this, Bai'er's head in the middle suddenly grew bigger, and he opened his big mouth and bit Ni Ning's hand!
Ni Ning: “Ah!!!”
Kitsune Shichi shook his head and continued to touch the Fallen Angel Feeding Perfection. He also touched the One Feeding Crusou by the way - but was then pushed away by Crusou's tentacles and was pushed away with disgust.
"No," Crusoe said arrogantly, "It stinks."
This is also a magical point in this world:
Holy Light creatures are sweet and fragrant to most creatures, and everyone who sees them wants to take a bite;
However, dark creatures are considered "inedible" in the eyes of most creatures, except for the dark creatures themselves.
So Kitsuneya Nanashi gave this fallen angel to Wanmei.
However, Perfection focuses on another point, "What does it mean to get married?"
It was the first time it had heard this word.
Yes, Perfect didn’t understand the meaning of “marriage”, it only understood what a “ring” was, but Karachi’s reaction represented everything—that cold murderous aura, subtle but direct, directed only at it, and it was the only one who noticed it.
[Marriage] must be a key word.
And it will... threaten the status of that vine!
Thinking of this, Wanmei leaned forward and turned to face her master, "Master, is marriage some kind of ceremony that can only be performed after the contract is signed?"
"Brother, you are such an idiot!"
Crusu laughed directly, instantly forgetting who was chasing him in the river.
There's no way around it. Speaking of anthropology, this is Crusoe's specialty. In order to win favor, he reads a lot of books and knows a lot about human beings!
"Marriage means two humans living together and mating constantly to reproduce. This process must be kept secret from humans, and even pet animals cannot be onlookers. So, if the master wants to mate with her husband after marriage, we cannot stay in her beastly space, or we will be kicked out of the house!"
Who can tolerate such a thing? Crush can't tolerate it anyway! But that's the rule of human society!
"When that happens, we won't be able to run to the master's bed anymore, and the master won't hold us to sleep anymore. We won't even be able to enter the bedroom door! Even if we just want to stand at the door, we won't be able to do that!"
Crusoe roared with his teeth bared.
!!! Wanmei was stunned for a moment, and instantly understood why Karachi was furious - this was too easy to understand, because Karachi was afraid that he would be kicked out of the house! Who wouldn't be angry? !
And Crusoe hadn't finished yet. When it came to this topic, it wanted to jump onto the table and wave its flag -
"So, Master cannot get married! If he wants to get married, he should marry with all of us! As for Master's reproduction, it doesn't matter! I checked, Xieyang is a beast, and rabbits are particularly prone to estrus, so they are the easiest to help humans give birth to children! When it reaches the king level, let it help the master give birth...Ah——!!!"
Before he could finish his words, Crusoe was thrown out and a scream was heard outside the window.
Karachi was filled with a terrifying low pressure, and tiny black lights flashed frequently, tearing the space apart.
"Beast?" Karachi laughed in anger, his expression frozen. "In heat? Look at what it has learned? Who allowed it to surf the Internet so freely?"
“Ah… this… this…”
A drop of cold sweat fell from Fox Seven's eyes, and she didn't dare to look in the direction of Karachi. At this moment, the old panic resurfaced, and she could only secretly look at Ni Ning, but she found that this big brother was blinking at her, and seemed to be very sympathetic.
The setting sun stood with its ears erect, as dumbfounded as a wooden rabbit.
——It…it…it…it…actually has the mission of [giving birth to a child for the master]? ! ! But according to the current progress, when will it reach the king level? ? ? And…can male rabbits also give birth to children? ? ?
Xieyang couldn't help but touch her belly. She didn't know why, but she suddenly had an illusion... that she could really give birth.
For a moment, it became even more stupid.
"...Alas, there is nothing we can do about it. For things like this, it is better to ease the situation than to block it. I will find some normal popular science books for Crusoe to read when I have time... Please let it go too. I will talk to it later. I don't want to have a child..."
Kitsune Yashichi hurriedly tried to comfort Karachi, but suddenly she felt a hand on her head. The hand pressed her ear and stroked it slowly~stroked~
It is perfect. It lowered its head, with a gentle and compassionate smile on its lips, just like a bodhisattva who saves people from suffering and is ready to sacrifice himself for others:
"It doesn't matter... I can devour more rabbits and humans, and learn how to go into heat and give birth soon..."
——As long as it doesn’t give birth to little slimes, humans or whatever, it doesn’t matter how many it gives birth to. It can even give birth to a few more secretly. The good-looking ones can be kept, and the ugly ones can be eaten directly…
Ni Ning: “Puff!”
He shuddered violently, trying to hold it back, but couldn't: "Hahahahaha!!!"
"Stop laughing! If you laugh again I'll kill you!"
Kitsune Yashichi covered her face, she was really speechless.
"...Thank you, Wanmei. I'm touched by your idea, but it's really unnecessary. I don't want a child at all. Don't listen to Susu's nonsense..."
Beastmaster and the like are so hopeless.
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