Beastmaster: I am a true genius

[Hint: This chapter is a little bit strange. If you think too much, you must be thinking too much. The author does not take any responsibility. If you don’t like it, please click the cross. Please have mercy on the humble author. Thank you...]

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Bitter, spicy, cool.

The sticky wine slid down the esophagus. It was obviously cold, but it left a hot and burning sensation.

It was also the first time that Kitsune Shichi experienced this feeling - her throat was connected to her stomach, and this "pipeline" was so long that the length was completely beyond her expectations.

"I've never drunk such a strong drink before."

After all, she is not bad looking, and she has no relatives or friends. She tries not to drink when she goes out to play. Who knows what will happen after getting drunk...

Karachi hugged one leg, his back bent into a bow shape, and the bun that he always wore on his head was a little messy. Several vines poked out from his clothes, one was wrapped around a cup, one was pouring wine, and another reached out to Kitsune Shichi and poked her.

"what?"

The vines poked her legs and Kitsune Shichi reached out to grab them. The base station on the island had been bombed and her cell phone had no network or signal. She didn't bother to check whether the 600-year-old wine was drinkable.

When she grabbed the barbed vine, the black thorns softened and shrank subtly, leaving only a tiny bulge that felt hard and cold to the touch.

The vine itself is warm.

Kitsune Shichi stroked the vines. The bumps felt soothing. After stroking them for a few times, he tried to pick at them. After trying hard for a few times but failing, he suddenly had an idea:

"Oh, no, I'm drunk after just one drink?"

Karachi had already drunk half the bottle and wanted to laugh but failed. He turned around and saw a human girl with a blush on her face, staring at him with sparkling eyes.

Karachi was silent for a while, "You are so fragile..."

What?! Of course Kitsune Yashichi refused to accept it, "I'm not! I don't feel dizzy! I'm just a little excited!"

Then she held out the cup, "Fill it up!"

Karachi became even more depressed. He raised his vines, lifted the bottle high and away, and began to list them one by one:

"...Really, look at you... your legs go numb when you squat for too long; during the reproductive period, you're in so much pain that you can't get out of bed; when you play volleyball, you fall on the beach and cut your legs; you eat late and have low blood sugar... when you fall asleep, you look like a corpse, and you don't even know when a slime crawls into your bed..."

Kitsune Yachi was stunned, "Are normal people like this?"

What if... for example, she fell down and her skin was not broken but the stone broke it, then is she still a human being?

"You'll definitely get numb legs if you squat for too long. You can't expect your legs to become more flexible the more you squat... It's normal to feel pain during menstruation. Many people feel pain. If I can still react when I fall asleep... then it's not called falling asleep, right?"

"unusual."

Karachi shook his head, lowered his eyes to look at the beach, stuck out his tongue and licked the wine in the glass again and again.

"The strong must be strong, otherwise they will be looked down upon."

"…They lied to you!"

After a moment's pause, Kitsuneya Nana retorted, and suddenly, as if he had attained enlightenment, he leaned over and patted Karachi's shoulder hard.

"A strong person can do whatever he wants. No matter what he does, he will not be looked down upon. I am already very strong among one-star beast masters. Even if... my legs are numb and I have low blood sugar, who dares to look down on me?"

After saying that, Kitsuneya Nana patted Karachi's shoulder hard again and straightened it solemnly (?).

"Don't worry about what others think. There are so many fools in this world. If you care about what they think one by one, you will be exhausted. You told me to work hard, so I must work hard? You told me not to die, so I can't die? Why? We can only live once. Why should I listen to you so much?"

"..."

Doesn’t sound right? ?

Karachi paused and burped.

The six hundred year old Moon Shadow has quite a bit of staying power.

The days are long in summer, the sky turns orange and purple, and a group of bright clouds are burning, gradually hiding the sun.

"No! You just want to be lazy!"

Karachi straightened up suddenly and spoke loudly.

"How could that be?" Kitsune Yashichi was also startled and immediately retorted, "How was I lazy? Today... uh, I didn't do anything today, but I... but I was frightened and I should have a good rest..."

Karachi realized it belatedly and couldn’t believe it – this SSS! He actually wanted to be lazy again!!!

Absolutely amazing! Absolutely amazing!

It’s absolutely amazing!

At this moment, Karachi only hated himself for not having been to school and for having limited cultural level. He could not find a better word than "absolutely" in his mind to describe the turmoil in his heart.

Being attacked and captured at every turn, even the slime was anxious - Slime! That was a slime! Even the slime was anxious! It rushed into the sea in a hurry, wishing to jump two levels and bite the general level - but the one in front of it was actually still happily drinking and watching the sunset!

???

Karachi's mind is full of question marks.

Could it be that the Nine-Star Beast Tamer was just here to chat and didn't threaten Kitsune Shichi at all? Maybe the two of them had a deep friendship, like a father and daughter, like a close friend regardless of age...

impossible?

Why is the slime so nervous?

"So shouldn't you stay up all night to improve your strength and tear the enemy into pieces as soon as possible? How can you sleep with so many dangers hanging over your head?"

"Just lie down, and you'll fall asleep..."

Her eyes were a little blurry, and Kitsune covered her mouth with one hand, yawning with a hint of alcohol, and finally realized that something was wrong. It seemed that this alcohol had a lasting effect. Her eyelids were fighting.

Karachi had no choice but to give her another [Healing Light Wave]. "Hey! Wake up, wake up!"

His body felt hot, and Kitsune blinked, perking up and refocusing his vision. He was suddenly amused by Karachi's angry and nervous look.

"…You, what are you laughing at?"

Karachi rubbed back uncomfortably, feeling a strange emotion rising in his heart, making him feel at a loss.

"No... I just think you're really pretty."

Who doesn’t like a beautiful sister?

Kitsune Shichi moved forward again. Karachi was tall and a little thin, but had a stunningly beautiful face, charmingly upturned emerald green cat eyes, picturesque facial features, and skin as white as snow.

"..." Karachi lowered his head and muttered something in a low voice.

"What did you say?" Kitsune Shichi didn't hear.

"I said," Karachi looked up again and glanced at her unhappily, "this body is fake, it's a transformation, I put it together by looking at those beautiful stars of your human race."

Kitsune Shichi immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing, and quickly grabbed a vine and pulled it hard.

"The rattan is also very cute, look..."

After all, it's a plant, so it's cute no matter what.

Kitsune Shichi didn't lie, she used to love growing cacti, although she watered them all to death - just like there is a kind of cruelty called: your mother thinks you are thirsty.

"..."

Karachi's brain got hot and he hesitated for a moment. Maybe it was the aftereffects of the alcohol that took effect. His body felt a little uncomfortable and a little sour at the same time. He seemed to be a little proud, which dispelled some of his sadness.

It looked up at the sky. The beautiful colors seemed like an illusion. It was getting dark. Maybe it should take advantage of the time before it got dark... After all, without light, it could not see anything.

"I...actually I..."

Karachi paused, but still found it difficult to speak. However... for humans anyway... theoretically it's no big deal...

"what happened to you?"

Kitsuneya Nana stared at it curiously and asked.

"Actually, my prototype is very beautiful! But...but you can't tell anyone else! And you are not allowed to post it online! Otherwise, I will definitely kill you!"

Karachi spoke haltingly, as if afraid that people would not believe him. He stood up and took a step back. White smoke filled the air, and a huge rattan ball rolled onto the beach, like a tall house. Countless vines spread out, revealing a dark gap more than three meters high.

Huh? Kitsune Yashichi quickly got up, ran over, and peeked inside through the vines.

It's empty inside?!

She thought there were organs and flesh inside... but it turned out to be empty? She had turned into an empty ball?

It was at this moment that the rattan ball completely fell apart. Along with a crisp sound like bones breaking, a glowing golden flower emerged. The delicate and fragile golden petals trembled in the wind, full of energy.

"...Karachi?"

Kitsune Shichi walked over slowly, stared at the fist-sized flower bud with burning eyes, reached out his hand, and poked it lightly.

The flower bud suddenly shrank as if it had been electrocuted, and even the golden color faded away, covered with a layer of pink.

"So beautiful..."

Kitsune Shichi was mesmerized by this crystal-like flower. He stroked it slowly, watching the flower twist and turn, the buds opening and closing, trying to resist but also wanting to. However, he never expected that Karachi could be so pitiful...

The cold wind blows and the Karachi roots float.

Suddenly, those thick and entangled vines made a crackling sound and turned into ashes one after another, emitting a strong rotten and stench... as if they had been soaked and festered.

At the same time, strands of bright white moonlight turned into energy visible to the naked eye, swirling towards the floating roots, as if they were being sucked in, and the suction force became stronger and stronger!

Evolved?!

Kitsune Qi instantly sobered up. Half a day ago, Karachi's evolution degree was still 88%...

Doesn't it mean that you have to be beaten half to death before you can evolve?

Could it be that this flower is its weak spot, and she just accidentally... injured it severely?

Seeing the flower turn from pink to red, its color so bright that it looked like dripping blood, Kitsune Shichi was horrified and hurriedly grabbed the relatively intact green rhizome under the flower.

Gold Screen Unfold:

[The contract has been broken, evolving...]

Kitsuneya Qi was stunned, and all the drunkenness disappeared.

The moon has completely come out from behind the clouds.