Dressed as a little fool: marry and have children

When Xu Damao and He Yuzhu arrived at the courtyard, they happened to see Matchmaker Wang walking out with a bad look on her face.

Xu Damao immediately parked his bicycle aside, then walked over to Yan Bugui and asked curiously, "Uncle, who is Matchmaker Wang here to matchmake for today? Why did she seem unhappy when she left?"

Yan Bugui looked at Xu Damao, sighed, and replied, "It's to be a matchmaker for the Jia family. It's definitely not going to be a happy one!"

Xu Damao was even more curious, so he moved closer to Yan Bugui and said flatteringly, "Uncle, can you elaborate on it?"

He Yuzhu also came over with a curious look on his face. Both of them were eager to know what had happened.

Yan Bugui looked at their curiosity and generously satisfied them. He sighed and began to narrate: "Jia Zhang asked Wang the matchmaker to be her matchmaker and was only willing to pay a betrothal gift of 5 yuan. She also had many requirements, such as looking for a beautiful wife with a virtuous character and preferably a city hukou."

Xu Damao and He Yuzhu looked at each other and both showed "WC" expressions. They knew that Jia Zhang was Jia Dongxu's biological mother, but those who didn't know thought she was a stepmother. She didn't want her son to get married. "Fu", capital "Fu".

Yan Bugui noticed the surprised expressions on the two people's faces, and suddenly realized that he was not making a fuss, so he kindly continued to explain:

"When matchmaker Wang heard these requests, she immediately became anxious. She said that she would never come to her house to matchmake again and turned to leave. But she was stopped by Jia Zhang."

Xu Damao and He Yuzhu looked at each other and both showed expressions of "as expected".

"Then what happened? Did they fight? Matchmaker Wang lost so her face was so dark?" Xu Damao asked quickly, looking curious.

Yan Bugui glared at Xu Damao and replied unhappily, "Then Jia Zhang gave in! If they offend the matchmaker, it will be even harder for Jia Dongxu to find a wife in the future!"

Xu Damao was a little disappointed after hearing this, as he had originally thought there would be a good show to watch. He responded in a boring way: "Oh~" and then, without waiting for Yan Bugui to continue speaking, he pushed his bicycle and pulled He Yuzhu away.

He was still thinking about how Jia Zhang had the nerve to drive Wang the matchmaker away, and then the two of them fought for three hundred rounds, but it ended so abruptly, which was really boring.

Yan Bugui was very angry with Xu Damao, thinking that this kid really used people to his advantage and never used them to his disadvantage. He looked at the backs of Xu Damao and He Yuzhu as they left, groaning in anger.

He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao's unhappy expression, then turned back to look at Yan Bugui's angry expression, and said to Xu Damao: "Damo, you really pissed off the Third Uncle, be careful that he might take advantage of you in the future."

After hearing what He Yuzhu said, Xu Damao looked at him in confusion: "Why are you trying to fleece me? I don't have any sheep for you to fleece."

"Well, there is no such word yet!" So he changed the subject and said, "What I mean is that Third Master has the nature of plucking feathers from passing geese. He will keep an eye on you from now on."

Xu Damao frowned after hearing this: "No way, I didn't do anything, why are you staring at me alone? Silly Zhu, don't scare me, even though I'm brave, I can't stand being scared!"

He Yuzhu also shook his head when he saw this: "Forget it, it's not a big deal, you just need to be careful when the time comes. Come to my place today, let's have a drink to celebrate my becoming the monitor?"

When Xu Damao heard this, he immediately became interested and said with a hearty laugh: "Let's go, let's go. I would have forgotten it if you hadn't told me!" After that, he pulled He Yuzhu up and they walked towards the central courtyard together.

The two walked and talked, seeming to have forgotten the unpleasantness just now. He Yuzhu suggested enthusiastically: "I'm too lazy to cook today, let's fry some peanuts as a snack!"

After hearing this, Xu Damao slapped his thigh and said happily: "Great, peanuts go well with wine, the more you drink, the better!" So the two of them started to get busy, and soon, a plate of crispy and delicious peanuts came out.

The two sat down and drank together. After a few drinks, they were both a little tipsy. He Yuzhu sent Xu Damao out in a daze, then staggered back to continue drinking and venting his emotions.

At this time, He Yuzhu was feeling a little depressed, and he wanted to forget his troubles by drinking. He drank one cup after another, and became more and more drunk. He thought of his parents, Xiao Yuzhu, and He Daqing and the others.

Under the influence of alcohol, He Yuzhu burst into tears, venting the grievances and depression in his heart. He cried heartbreakingly, as if he wanted to pour out all the pain.

Gradually, He Yuzhu got tired of crying and fell drunk. Finally, he didn't know how he got into bed and gradually fell asleep.