Siheyuan: Bringing Warehouses to 1959

Seeing those motorcycles gathering around to solicit passengers and those ugly guys patting the motorcycle seats, Zeng Wangcai almost blurted out the words "Brother Hao".

It turns out this is true, not a joke.

Even though there is a huge language gap between us, I can still vaguely understand what they mean. It's so fucking magical.

"Brother, isn't this the same as what we did in the army? I'm familiar with this." Xiaobao said as he lowered his glasses.

"They are all like this. Last time they came and beat me up, they thought I couldn't understand what they said. But in fact, I can still say a few words." A grim smile appeared on You Benhua's lips, and it was obvious that he had no good intentions.

"Don't expose yourself!" Zeng Wangcai glanced outside, ignored the three brothers who were soliciting customers, and walked outside, intending to take a taxi.

But just after walking a short distance, a smell of stinky food hit me in the face.

"Fuck, are we really going to do it anywhere?" Zeng Wangcai saw Brother San stand up from the corner and pull up his pants calmly.

Just now when he was at the airport, he felt that the smell of the air was wrong. There was real shit, and it was hot.

Zeng Wangcai was disgusted to death.

He looked at a few taxis and ended up wanting to die. Those taxis were not meant for people to ride in, they were all covered with glaze.

"I think it's better to take a taxi!" Zeng Wangcai awkwardly gave up the idea of ​​taking a taxi. He thought that a motorcycle was at least an open-top one, and maybe the air at the back would be better.

"Okay!" You Benhua hooked his finger.

"Da da da......"

"Look at my motorcycle, look at my motorcycle..."

A bunch of motorcycles rushed over with a buzz.

Brother Yisan patted the cushion and said, "Take my car. My car can seat three..."

(Note: That’s what I mean. I can’t write their words either!)

You Benhua actually understood, but he didn't ask for one car, but three cars.

Zeng Wangcai and the other two got on a motorcycle, and You Benhua gestured to tell the destination so that the third brother could understand.

The destination was naturally Xu Damao's residence, a wealthy area of ​​high castes.

Zeng Wangcai and his friends had to go to Xu Damao's residence because there were things they needed to get back.

Three motorcycles were running side by side on the road. Zeng Wangcai had time to appreciate the street view. Of course, there was nothing interesting to see in that era.

The three brothers actually had time to communicate with each other, but Zeng Wangcai couldn't understand them.

After a while, the car drove to the bank of a big river. One of the drivers, the third brother, turned his head and said something loudly to Zeng Wangcai and the others.

Zeng Wangcai shrugged, indicating that he didn't understand.

"He said that this is their mother river, and asked us if we want to get some water to drink, so that we can get the blessing of their gods..." You Benhua translated in a hoarse voice.

"Drink this water? I'm so fucking disappointed that I'm dying!" Zeng Wangcai rolled his eyes.

"How to say?"

"This water is a mixed solvent. If you drink it, you could get shot with a javelin at best, or end up in the ICU at worst."

"..."

The little leopard was frightened because the javelin was too fierce.

At this time, the three drivers started chattering again, and Zeng Wangcai saw a fierce look in their eyes.

"What are they saying?" Zeng Wangcai asked in a hoarse voice.

"You said too much, it's hard to understand." You Benhua laughed strangely, "The gist is, a few of us are going to the rich area, dressed well, and they plan to find a place with no one around to kill us. Before they kill us, they want to have sex with us. Damn, you thought the same thing as me."

"..."

If you hadn't waited a moment, how could they have thought the same as you?

Should I kill that one or shoot that one?

The three cars were running and suddenly turned at a fork in the road, then went further and further off the road, and the concentration of shit in the air became lower and lower.

Zeng Wangcai saw You Benhua reach into his pocket, take out a sharp knife that he had handed to him when he left the airport, and then slashed it fiercely.

"Fuck, why don't you say hello to us? You're just trying to save your life." Zeng Wangcai shouted, and quickly moved. He used a small Karami with a silencer to cut a wound on the third brother, and killed Xiaobao's third brother at the same time.

"Brother, what are you doing?" Xiaobao parked his motorcycle, his face full of resentment, "I finally got a chance to eat meat, but you ate it all."

"Stop making noise. We need everything here except our third brother. We may have a chance in the evening! Get to work!"

Work!

It turns out that I am familiar with this set.

After dealing with the corpse, Zeng Wangcai didn't like what his third brother was wearing, so he directly took out clothes, soy sauce and other items from the space.

"Wow, soy sauce, you're well prepared." You Benhua didn't even ask Zeng Wangcai where the thing came from, he just took it and used it.

When the three of them finished putting on makeup, they looked exactly like the third brother.

"Not bad, not bad!" Zeng Wangcai glanced at himself in the mirror, "Let's do it at night. If we run into anyone, Brother Hua will depend on you."

"It's no problem to deal with it simply." You Benhua tightened the towel on his head, a little uncomfortable, "There is another problem. The driver is dead and we don't know the way."

"I have a way to do this!" Zeng Wangcai took out his mobile phone, the latest model of Chrysanthemum, and tried to connect to Beidou.

Surprise! It actually works.

In other words, at this moment Zeng Wangcai can truly let go of his Teletubbies attributes.

It’s not easy, it takes so much time, costs so much, and requires so much planning.

"Try using Baidu!" Zeng Wangcai opened the software, searched for the address of Xu Damao's residence, and then laughed.

Change it!

Zeng Wangcai used map navigation in his previous life. He couldn’t say which one he liked best, but he usually used Baidu. Later, when he was driving, the navigation system told him to turn left, but there was a pond on the left.

Later I switched to AutoNavi, which is a bit better. Without mentioning other things, AutoNavi has one very amazing thing, and that is the estimated arrival time. No matter how hard you step on the accelerator, the time is very accurate and the error is negligible.

"Well, it's still a bit far!" Zeng Wangcai set it up and looked at the estimated time of arrival. "It's more than an hour. It will be dark by the time we get there. Let's go!"

"Da da da....."

"Look at my motorcycle, look at my motorcycle!"

It took more than an hour to get there. On the way, Zeng Wangcai and his two companions even met someone who was hittingchhiking.

But they were all men, so Zeng Wangcai ignored them.

After getting off the car and dealing with the motorcycle at the destination, Zeng Wangcai and the others used binoculars to observe Xu Damao's residence from a distance.

"This is a wealthy area, there are a lot of security guards, how do we get in?"

"I'm familiar with it!" You Benhua pointed to the east. "There's a low place over there. It's easier to climb in. Let's go there later. There are too many people at this time."

They agreed to go in after 11 o'clock. The three of them had nothing to do, so they stayed in a deserted place and played with their phones.

After You Benhua decided to retire, he became Zeng Wangcai's confidant and got his first smartphone in his life.

"Hey hey hey, is this the guy you are talking about? You know what, he looks very similar!" You Benhua likes to watch videos, and he unexpectedly came across Brother Hao.

"Don't use the external speaker, brother, dim the screen, it's getting addictive..."

Short videos are addictive. Fact has proved that people of this generation will be addicted if they encounter them.

This explains very well why old men and women in the countryside in later generations don’t like mobile phones for the elderly.

After eleven o'clock, the three of them successfully climbed in through the place that You Benhua said.

"Pooh!"

The little leopard spat and led the way. As he walked and turned a corner, he suddenly found a person in the corner.

The man was squatting on the ground with a lamp in his hand. He was wearing the clothes of the security guard that Zeng Wangcai had seen.

"Damn, the boat capsized in the ditch..."