Siheyuan: Bringing Warehouses to 1959

In fact, it’s no wonder that Zeng Laosan was confused, because all the villagers who came in later were the same.

It's understandable that you say Zeng Wangcai is good at fishing. After all, that requires more technique and luck than strength. It's no problem for you to catch 100 kilograms of fish a day by yourself. But it's different when it comes to hunting wild boars. They are really hard to catch.

If you kill one wild boar at a time, it means you are lucky and have good marksmanship. You can kill three at a time, and each of them weighs three or four hundred pounds. How can we put our dozen young men who were sent out to hunt wild boars face?

"Huowazi, stop fighting and ask what's going on. I feel like something is wrong." Zeng Laosan advised with a question mark in his mind.

Xiaohu and Xiaobao were freed from the bamboo sticks. In fact, they were not hurt at all. The bamboo sticks were hitting them through their pants, and Zeng Youhuo didn't use much strength, so it couldn't hurt much.

If Zeng Youhuo was really angry, he would not use weapons like bamboo sticks, which are only used by women.

"Tell me, what's going on!" Zeng Youhuo shouted.

As a father, Zeng Youhuo knows his sons. He knows that although his two sons are not very smart, they have no problems with their character and will definitely not joke about such things. The noise made by the two sons when they entered the village just now is proof of this. The two sons just did not realize that shouting like this would cause misunderstanding, and they were not joking about such things.

So, there must be wild boars.

Zeng Youhuo, like Zeng Laosan, was very curious about how his eldest nephew killed three wild boars.

Xiaohu touched his buttocks in a fake manner, pretending to be hurt, and said, "We entered the cow dung mountain. My elder brother and his wife went to set traps, and we went to see if there were any wild boars. When we came back, my elder sister-in-law was guarding a fainted wild boar. We were so happy that we didn't care and tied up the wild boar on the spot..."

"Tied up? You two even have hemp ropes with you. Are you sure you can catch the wild boar?" Zeng Youhuo said angrily and amusedly.

"Dad, don't interrupt us. We're talking about the exciting part." Xiaohu said dissatisfiedly.

"Yes, yes, yes, Huowazi, don't interrupt. Let's listen to what the child is saying." Zeng Laosan was also dissatisfied. He took out two filter tips that he had saved during the day and handed them to Xiaohu and Xiaobao. "Go on, what happened next? How did the wild boar faint?"

Little Tiger and Little Leopard both held up their cigarettes and said at the same time, "Where's the fire? Cigarettes without fire, that's called..."

"Believe it or not, I'm going to slap you twice. I'm going to make you look bad, right? Hurry up and tell me!" Zeng Youhuo suppressed the urge to hit someone.

Little Tiger and Little Leopard seemed to realize that Zeng Laosan was their elder. They laughed awkwardly and took out matches to light cigarettes. The latter continued, "Later, my eldest brother came back and we asked him why the wild boar fainted. Guess what my eldest brother said?"

Seeing that his father was about to get angry again, Xiaohu quickly continued what his brother said: "My eldest brother said that this wild boar was so stupid. It ran out and hit something, and then fainted. Hahahahaha, don’t you think it’s funny? My eldest brother’s luck is unmatched..."

Zeng Youhuo covered his face!

Zeng Laosan looked at the two of them like fools. The wild boar ran out and knocked itself unconscious. What happened? Did it crash into the tank?

Even though they were doubtful, Zeng Youhuo and Zeng Laosan knew who the brothers Xiaohu and Xiaobao were. They were the ones who could cause a commotion in the whole village just by spreading a piece of news. It was obviously a happy event, but they insisted on making it appear as if they were the ones getting beaten. Can you waste time talking to them?

"What happened next? There was only one left, so where did the other two come from?" Zeng Youhuo asked honestly.

"Dad, it got even more exciting later!" Xiaohu said excitedly, "We had just tied up the wild boar when our eldest brother came back and said he had found the wild boar's wife, or two wives. Xiaobao and I didn't believe it. As we all know, wild boars only have one wife, so how could they have two wives? We thought those three must be a love triangle..."

Listening to Xiaohu's chatter and Xiaobao's gesticulating additions, everyone was really confused.

A wild boar love triangle?

I think you two are here to make indirect accusations, criticizing someone in the village for being unruly and causing trouble?

The first one to suspect that Xiaohu and Xiaobao were implying something about him was Zeng Laosan, after all, he had just been in the cornfield with Accountant Hu.

But then everyone thought that given Xiaohu and Xiaobao's character, they would not be able to say such profound and meaningful words.

While everyone was guessing, Zeng Youhuo's face turned green and he shouted, "Stop talking, pa pa pa, you haven't said a word to the point!" He stopped his son's performance and said to Zeng Lao San, "The matter is almost clear. Wangcai killed some wild boars, but because there were too many and too big, he couldn't get them back, so he sent Xiaohu and Xiaobao back to report the news. So let's go, don't delay, it would be bad if Wangcai got into trouble over there."

Zeng Laosan felt guilty and didn't want to continue this topic, so he just went down the ladder Zeng Youhuo gave him and said, "Okay, okay, we've made it clear, it's no big deal, don't gather around, Goudan, bring everyone in your class, follow us, and get the wild boar back.

"Go back and have a rest, old and young men, do whatever you want. One thing we can be sure of is that we will have a feast tomorrow. But I have to say this: the feast cannot be for nothing. If we don't beat the people from Zhujia Village back tomorrow, no one will have the face to eat this feast. Go back and prepare."

As soon as they heard that the banquet was confirmed, everyone was beaming with joy. God bless them. Usually, in the production team’s big pot meal, even if the mouse went down to take a bath, it was considered an extra meal. This time, they were going to have a big meal of meat. Who could resist?

Therefore, those who were supposed to leave the station were overjoyed because they could have a feast openly. According to the feast rules that Zeng Laosan later revised, those who participated in the battle must eat, and only one person from each other household could go. After eating, they could take some food back to their families to enjoy as a snack.

Uncle Qi came out trembling and shouted, "Old Third, I strongly demand to leave the station. Tomorrow I will kill the bastard from Zhujia Village..."

"Uncle Qi, please be kind and give you some of my share tomorrow, so as not to cause more trouble..."

Zeng Laosan comforted his seventh uncle who wanted to have a banquet and was not afraid of his own family hosting the banquet, and set off with Goudan and his militia squad, plus people from Zeng Youhuo's family, a dozen of them.

As a result, the villagers liked to watch the fun. Many people wanted to see what the love triangle between the wild boar and Xiaobao described was like, so more than a dozen of them followed suit spontaneously, and the team going to welcome the wild boar expanded to more than 30 people.

When Zeng Wangcai saw more than thirty people coming in the night, his jaw almost dropped.

"Second uncle, is it that serious? They are just three wild boars. There are more than thirty of you here. Are you going to eat them and then go back?" Zeng Wangcai said to his second uncle who came over first.

Before Zeng Youhuo could answer, the villagers, including Zeng Laosan, surrounded the three wild boars.

"Wow, there really are three wild boars. They are so big, each one must weigh over 300 kilograms."

"Is this the family of three in a love triangle?"

"No, the two dead ones don't look alike. Hey, look, this one is a male. Damn, there are two males and one female. This sow knows how to play, just like Pan Jinlian!"

???

Pan Jinlian is out now, what are you two going to say when you go back?

Zeng Wangcai was speechless.

Fortunately, Zeng Laosan didn't want to continue this topic, and called on everyone to lift the wild boar and march back to the village in a mighty manner.

That night Zeng Wangcai decided to kill the pig a few hours later, that is, early the next morning, and give one to the village.

The villagers didn't expect Zeng Wangcai to be so generous. Most of them didn't sleep well that night as they were all thinking about eating meat. Those who knew how to slaughter pigs got up early and sharpened their knives with murderous intent.

Zeng Wangcai was careful and gave the real wild boar to the villagers and kept the two black pigs for his own family. It was not a question of whether the pigs were fat or not. At this time of year, it was good to have meat to eat. Who would dare to complain about the fat meat?

It would have been fine if there was no black-skinned pig for comparison last time, but this time there is a comparison. When the wild boar and the black-skinned pig are put together, the difference in meat quality can be seen at a glance.

It was already light at six in the morning. Zeng Wangcai got up and the yard was already bustling. He was always the last one to get up at this time. People in the countryside usually go out to work before dawn because it would be hot when the sun comes out later. Although working for the government has been better in the past two years, it is not much better.

"Brother, brother...brush your teeth!" Xiaohuan held the gourd ladle in one hand with great effort, and held a toothbrush with toothpaste squeezed in the other hand.

Zeng Wangcai quickly stepped forward to catch it, and when he looked up, he saw the bare toothbrush placed on the window above the water tank: "Didn't I bring you toothbrushes and toothpaste? Why are you still using bare toothbrushes?"

"Mom won't let me!" The eldest sister Zeng Jinhuan walked in and said, "Mom said ours can still be used, so she gave Sister Xiuzhi a new one..."

The hair has all fallen off, how can I use it?