Siheyuan: Bringing Warehouses to 1959

The team headed towards Niufen Mountain. Brothers Xiaohu and Xiaobao led the way in front. Zeng Wangcai found an excuse to pull Zhang Xiuzhi behind, not because they were worried about suddenly encountering people from Zhujia Village, but because they had things to do.

"Xiuzhi, where is the condom?" Zeng Wangcai stretched out his hand, and his expression looked like he wanted that thing.

Zhang Xiuzhi took out an umbrella-like object from her cloth bag. It was round and had a cloth strap sewn on one end so it could be put over the hand. After unsealing it, she found an electric baton wrapped inside.

"Look, no one can recognize it like this!" Zhang Xiuzhi handed the electric baton to Zeng Wangcai and showed him the other end of the condom, which had a metal protrusion.

The metal protrusion was exposed outside and was inconspicuous, and the hole that was dug out was actually sewn at the edge.

Zeng Wangcai felt that this set of handmade condoms was worth more than an electric baton. No, it should be that the value of the electric baton could not be compared with that of the condoms.

"Nice, Xiuzhi, you have a pair of skillful hands!" Zeng Wangcai praised, and with the help of Zhang Xiuzhi, he tied the cloth belt around his right wrist, "This way it won't fall off. You are so thoughtful that you even marked the button..."

"Of course it is. You said that this thing cannot be shown to others, and it must not be thrown away!" Zhang Xiuzhi was very happy to be praised, especially by Zeng Wangcai.

Zeng Wangcai in turn helped Zhang Xiuzhi tie up the electric baton. The two of them, holding one in each hand, swaggered to the front of the team.

"Oh, brother and sister-in-law, what are you two doing..." Xiaohu saw the cloth bags of Zeng Wangcai and the other man, and didn't know that there were electric batons inside. He wanted to say that it was unnecessary for them to take off their pants to fart, but then he realized what was going on and swallowed his words.

Xiao Bao stared at the two men's equipment and suddenly realized, "Brother, you are afraid that they will drop it during the fight, right? You are really thoughtful."

"It's obvious that this was done by Sister Xiuzhi!" Goudan flattered, "I once lost my weapon in a fight and got beaten up badly."

He was telling the truth, it really happened.

So, among the more than 30 people, those who had hemp ropes immediately took them out, found a way to tie up the sticks, and then tied the other end of the hemp rope to their hands.

At this moment, the momentum immediately changed, and the wooden stick turned into a baton.

Xiaohu, who thought it was a waste of time just now, was so envious that he gritted his teeth, untied the cloth strip that served as his belt, used it as a rope to tie the wooden stick, and then picked up some grass from the ground and twisted it into a rope to serve as his belt.

Both Xiaohu and Xiaobao have weapon belts, but they are reluctant to use them in normal times. They are usually used only when entering a city or when there is a big scene.

Zeng Wangcai didn't expect that an unintentional action by the two of them would give the team a small equipment upgrade, and it was this upgrade that allowed them to turn the situation around in the following battle.

It was less than seven o'clock when the team set out. Because they walked fast, they arrived at the edge of Niufen Mountain at about half past seven, which was where Zeng Wangcai and his companions entered the mountain yesterday.

This side is quite open and you can see very far.

"Oh, the kids from Zhujia Village haven't come yet?" Xiaohu said after looking in the direction of Zhujia Village.

They all thought that this time they came here, they should first contact the people in Zhujia Village, that is, start fighting, so everyone was eager to get started, but they didn't expect to end up with nothing.

Zeng Wangcai thought for a moment and said, "Xiaohu, do you two know where Second Uncle set the trap yesterday?"

"I know. It's on the back of the mountain, a little far away, close to Zhujia Village. My dad was beaten by that bastard Zhu Damao just because he hooked a pheasant there." Xiaohu said angrily.

This is also the reason why Zhu Damao said that Zeng Youhuo had crossed the boundary. In fact, Niu Den Mountain is located in the middle of the three villages. It is not big or small, but since ancient times, there has absolutely been no saying that the Niu Den Mountain in the direction of a village belongs to the village, let alone crossing the boundary.

Because the edge of Niu Dung Mountain is far away from the three villages, Zengzhuang is actually closer.

Zeng Wangcai was looking in the direction of Zengzhuang yesterday. He figured out where the problem might be: "Maybe they went to Zhujia Village first. We are not in a hurry. Let's go into the mountains first to see how many pheasants there are and collect them first."

"Brother, there's no rush here. Let's go to Zhujia Village first." Xiaohu thought for a moment and continued, "If those bastards take away the pheasants that my father trapped, it would be a big loss."

Xiaobao also recalled it, and then his brother said: "I think it doesn't matter whether you see the condom you set or not. We saw it when we came back from the mountains yesterday. The condom you set was so crude and in the wrong place. It's not as good as my dad's, let alone compared with my sister-in-law. Sister-in-law, you too, didn't say anything about my brother yesterday, setting a condom..."

I couldn't stop chattering like that.

In a nutshell, they thought that Zeng Wangcai had set the trap in the wrong place yesterday, so there was no need to look at it. The reason why the two brothers didn't say anything yesterday was because they forgot. They were overwhelmed by the joy of catching the wild boar.

Zhang Xiuzhi didn't say anything. She crossed her arms and looked like an outsider.

As for Goudan and Gousheng, they didn't dare to say a word. Theirs was a fight between gods and it was better for us witches and ghosts not to get involved.

Zeng Wangcai was so angry that he laughed: "Can you two be quiet? Hey, I didn't realize before that your mouths are like old ladies' foot bindings..."

"What do you mean?" Little Leopard didn't understand and looked confused, as if he didn't choose AC when answering a multiple-choice question.

"It's so long and smelly!" Zeng Wangcai rolled his eyes at the two brothers.

"Haha..." Zhang Xiuzhi was amused. "I find you to be quite interesting. You have a good tongue and are full of witty remarks."

"Well, we're already at the edge of the field. We might as well take a look and see if there are any dates. It's only a few steps away. While you're talking nonsense here, you could go in and take a look." Zeng Wangcai didn't say any more and walked into the mountain.

He naturally knows best whether he can catch pheasants. Just kidding, unless the traps made by his second uncle are not good, he will definitely catch twenty "pheasants".

After walking a few steps, Zeng Wangcai found that no one followed him except Zhang Xiuzhi, and he laughed angrily again: "What are you standing there for? A few people came to get things, why are you just watching the fun, don't you want to eat meat?"

"Brother, this is really unnecessary..." Xiaohu came up reluctantly and pulled Xiaobao at the same time.

Fortunately, it was their eldest brother who called for help. If someone else had been replaced, it would have been difficult for them to come up given their stubborn personalities.

"Hu Zi, do you want to send a few more people?" Goudan asked considerately. He didn't understand the situation, but he felt that Zeng Wangcai was so awesome that he would not fail.

Xiaohu waved his hand without looking back: "No, just wait there, he will be out in a few minutes, the condom is not far from the edge of the woods, just take a look."

Well, this guy is not convinced in his heart and in his mouth.

Four people went into the mountain, Zeng Wangcai led the way with his head down. After walking for a while, they arrived at the first trap set yesterday. How come he didn't even look at it, but bent down and picked up a wilted "pheasant" from the ground!

"If you don't believe in evil, come to work, untie the chicken and tie it up!" Zeng Wangcai said as he left the chicken behind.

“Shit, it really got caught?” When Xiaobao saw the pheasant, his expression was so wonderful, with shock, astonishment, and contempt mixed together, which was completely comparable to Stephen Chow’s performance that was included in textbooks. Finally, he stared at the pheasant on the ground and said, “You are so stupid, even more stupid than the wild boar yesterday. You can still get caught even if the trap is set here. I have to say, you are two steps ahead of a genius. You are a fucking human... No, a chicken genius...”

But this was just the beginning. Little Leopard soon discovered that he knew too few words to be able to speak.

He followed Zeng Wangcai, and saw Zeng Wangcai picked up a pheasant from the ground and threw it on the ground after walking for a while. Yes, he picked it up, and it was completely free.

Xiaohu happily caught the chicken and said, "Brother, you are awesome! We haven't eaten the pigs yet and the pheasants are bursting again. My dad will have no place in the village anymore. You are the first one to set traps."