59 years after its opening, people are still in Nanluoguxiang.
Chapter 7: Terrible Two-legged Beast
"I'll go back first. Go get the scale, seasoning, oil, and bucket."
"Okay, I'll come right away!"
After saying goodbye to Shazhu, I walked through the lobby and opened the kitchen door.
When the little girl playing in the study heard the kitchen door opening, she thought her mother had come back.
"Mom, I drew a lot of pigs."
The little girl walked with her short legs, and before she arrived, she heard the voice and ran happily into the kitchen.
When he saw it was Chen Feng, he was not disappointed.
"Big pot, I drew a lot of pigs."
"So fat, so fat, so delicious."
The little girl bumped into his thigh. Because she was not tall enough, she couldn't see the loaches, eels, turtles, crucian carps, etc. on the table.
He was pestering his eldest brother to show off his painting skills which he had acquired throughout the afternoon.
"Okay, I'll go check it out later."
Chen Feng sorted the loaches, eels, and turtles and placed them in wooden basins and porcelain bowls.
He Yuzhu came with the things, and his sister was there too.
He Yushui picked up a yellow eel and threatened, "Little Lily, there's a snake!"
The little girl couldn't tell the difference between an eel and a snake. When she saw the eel in Chen Feng's hand, she was so scared that she hugged Chen Feng's calf and burst into tears.
"Big pot, there's a snake, woo woo woo, there's a snake in the house, run, woo woo woo, I'll stop it for you!"
Chen Feng tapped He Yushui's forehead in annoyance.
"If you dare to scare her again, I will catch a snake and put it in your schoolbag next time."
"Ouch, it hurts!"
He Yushui covered her forehead and rolled her eyes at Chen Feng.
Chen Feng picked up Chen Li, grabbed a yellow eel, put it in front of her, and said, "Lily, look, this is not a snake, but an eel. Snakes have fangs and scary snake scales, but eels don't have fangs or snake scales."
The little girl covered her eyes with her hands, and a pair of small eyes appeared between her fingers.
When her elder brother held her, her courage returned.
Looking at the eel in Chen Feng's hand, she stopped crying, but just covered her eyes and looked at it curiously through the gap.
He Yuzhu was processing loaches on the side and said with a smile: "Little girl, this is not a snake, it is an eel, it is delicious, your brother Zhuzi will show you how to cook it later, I guarantee you will be happy."
Hearing the word "eat", the little girl obviously became bolder and asked in a crying voice.
"Big Pot, are we having snakes tonight?"
"Will it bite my belly?"
Chen Feng smiled and said, "This is not a snake, it's an eel, it doesn't bite."
In order to show that the eel was not dangerous, he deliberately put his finger in its mouth.
Strangely enough, the eel, which would normally bite people, was actually very well-behaved. It opened its mouth but didn't bite, as if it was frightened.
Seeing that the eel in Daguo's hand seemed very well behaved, the little girl slowly loosened her hand and even touched it curiously.
But I was still very scared, and I withdrew my hand quickly even though it was a few centimeters away.
Then, I tried again.
After several attempts, I finally encountered an eel.
When he found that the eel did not move, his courage immediately returned.
"Big pot, is it delicious?"
"It's delicious. Zhuzi will make it very delicious." Chen Feng said with a smile.
Hearing the little girl's crying, the old man who was teaching Chen Hao to read in the lobby also came over.
I was stunned when I saw the eels, turtles, crucian carps and loaches on the table.
My eldest grandson went fishing and caught so much in one afternoon?
The two-day weekend break for my two sons doesn’t even add up to one-tenth of it!
"Alas, these two useless sons are not even one-tenth as good as my grandson!"
"Pfft, haha."
He Yushui and Sha Zhu couldn't help laughing at the same time.
The kitchen is filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
"Grandpa, if you say the same thing to Uncle Jianjun and Uncle Jianguo when they come back, I will respect you!" Sha Zhu said carelessly.
The old man glanced at Shazhu.
"You're itching for sex, right? Come on, after you finish eating, fight me."
Sha Zhu quickly said, "Don't worry, old man, don't be too proud to play."
He Yuzhu used to follow Chen's second uncle and learn a few tricks from the old man. Although he didn't learn the essence, he relied on this skill to bully the beasts in Compound No. 95 and earned the title of "Siheyuan God of War".
He knew how powerful the old man was.
Although he is old, it is not a big problem to beat him.
Because facing the old man, as a junior, he didn't dare to fight back, let alone dodge!
Chen Hao followed behind and cheered when he saw this: "Brother, are we celebrating the New Year tonight?"
Seeing Chen Feng smiled and nodded.
The foodie was so happy that he ran to the door of the main hall next door and shouted.
"Grandma, my brother caught a turtle, a snake, and a lot of fish and loaches."
Chen Feng: “…”
Mr. Chen: “…”
"Hahaha!"
The He brothers and sisters laughed.
Chen Li looked at her elder brother, her tears still lingering.
"Big Pot, Second Pot is so stupid, he didn't recognize this is Huang Chan."
Chen Feng couldn't do anything about these two funny guys.
"Chen Hao, you idiot, these are soft-shelled turtles and yellow eels."
But Chen Hao didn’t care whether it was a soft-shell turtle or a tortoise.
When he saw the knife in Sha Zhu's hand, he knew that New Year's Day would be tonight.
Ahem, time to eat meat.
"Brother, is there any meat inside this turtle shell?"
"Why don't we just eat loach and fish tonight?"
Chen Feng was surprised and asked: "You want to keep it?"
"Yup!"
Chen Hao nodded his head repeatedly.
"Let the turtle grow fatter before killing it and eating it. That way there will be more meat."
Uh, I thought you were just being childish.
The feeling is that there is not enough meat.
The era of two-legged beasts is a nightmare for these non-human creatures!
Chen Feng smiled and said, "No need, I've done it all while Zhuzi is here, otherwise I might not have the chance to ask him to do it next time."
The old man opened his mouth but in the end he didn't say "keep the turtle and eel".
As for his eldest grandson's behavior, he always guided and supported him and rarely opposed it.
Besides, he really hadn't eaten meat for a long time.
Especially the soft-shelled turtle, I haven't touched it since 49.
"Eat, eat, you are all so skinny, it's a sin!"
The grandmother came out from the side bedroom in the main hall on bound feet, and Chen Hao hurried over to support the old woman.
"Grandma, my brother is amazing. Look, there are turtles, snakes, loaches and fish."
The old lady was startled and looked at it carefully.
She learned embroidery when she was young. After she married the old man, her family fell into poverty and she had to sell embroidery to make money, which resulted in her eyesight not being very good when she got older.
"Oh my god, grandson, is this what you caught this afternoon?"
"Grandma, yes, I fished in Shichahai first, and then went to Tongzi River to fish for loaches. I also caught the turtle there."
Chen Feng told the truth that those who fished in Shichahai were all neighbors from Nanluoguxiang.
If nothing unexpected happens, the news that he caught soft-shelled turtle and grass carp there tonight will become a hot topic among all the aunties.
As we all know, the enthusiastic people in Beijing are even more awesome than the secret agent Ling Ling Qi, especially in Chaoyang District.
Many spies and criminals were caught by them.
When the Black Widow comes, everyone must kneel.
The old lady grabbed the turtle and weighed it in her hand.
"Did you catch this turtle too?"
Chen Feng laughed and said, "That's right. It was probably hungry. When it saw my hook, it foolishly took the bait."
"How is that possible?" He Yushui retorted, "I've been fishing there too, but I've never heard of anyone catching a soft-shelled turtle."
"That's because you're unlucky." Chen Feng said with a smile and handed the little Loli in his hand to her.
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