Genshin Impact: What? The one we need to save is Fukaros

Lin Yide looked at the naive girl in front of him and felt speechless.

The fact that the Fatui sent her over for negotiations can only mean that the Ice Queen is blessed.

"What about the land?" he asked immediately.

Columbia looked increasingly embarrassed. She murmured, "I also forgot where I was."

Lin Yide didn't know what to say at this moment.

Columbia also felt that it was a bit unreasonable, and hurriedly added: "But, I know that you definitely don't want those things."

Lin Yide was shocked. Columbia was right.

Money, land, and the rights of the Fatui in Inazuma were not what he wanted.

He asked thoughtfully, "Besides these, what else can Winter give?"

After thinking for a moment, Columbia confidently declared: "Everything is within the scope of consideration for Winter Solstice."

Lin Yide said without hesitation: "My condition is to become a god."

After hearing this, Columbia's expression suddenly became stiff, "This... Zhidong can't do anything about it."

"Didn't you say before that any condition is within Zhidong's consideration?" Lin Yide's tone revealed obvious dissatisfaction. "Well, since you can't become a god, it shouldn't be difficult to provide me with a god's body!"

Columbia's expression became even more embarrassed, "This one won't work either."

Lin Yide felt very disappointed. He said contemptuously: "Can't Zhidong even do this?"

Columbia corrected earnestly, “Winter can do it, but it can’t do this.

Because creating gods goes against the existing order of the world, and once you cross the line, you will inevitably incur severe divine punishment.”

When Lin Yide heard these words, it was as if a thunderclap sounded in his mind, and he suddenly realized that there was a fatal flaw in his previous plan.

If he rashly tried to build a divine body, he would undoubtedly be digging his own grave.

Since it is not possible to directly create a divine body before the laws of nature are eliminated, there is only one option left.

He thought again of Dotore's plan to create a god in Xumi.

If the God of Righteousness created by Dotore is not a false god, then justice will surely punish Xumi severely.

At that time, hundreds of thousands of mortals in Xumi City will become innocent victims.

Dotore is so indifferent to life and so cruel.

A sharp cold light flashed in Lin Yide's eyes, and then he proposed his conditions to Columbia, "Let the doctor's slices kill me one by one."

Columbia's face was full of astonishment. She couldn't understand in her little head why Lin Yide would put forward such an incredible condition.

"Ide, has your life been too good lately? Do you want to make yourself unhappy?"

Lin Yide was speechless. The reason he did this was to accumulate experience points, but he couldn't explain the reason clearly.

He could only nod and admit, "Yes, I have nothing to do anyway, so I'll go get some slices of Dotore to relieve my boredom."

Columbia showed a disgusted expression, "Honestly, in my eyes, Dotore is as disgusting as the filth in the toilet. I never thought you would be willing to play with such a thing.

Forget it, since you insist, we will agree to your request on behalf of Her Majesty the Ice Queen."

Lin Yide: “….”

Afterwards, the two discussed the specific matters of cooperation and agreed to send a slice of Duo Tore every half a month to try to kill Lin Yide, and would reveal the relevant information to him in advance.

After all matters were agreed upon, Columbia left Lin Yide's office.

As she stepped out of the office, she unexpectedly met an acquaintance in the corridor.

Although his face remained the same, his temperament was completely different from before, which made Columbia even begin to doubt his own eyes.

"Scaramsey?" she blurted out doubtfully.

Lei Dapao glared at her fiercely and said angrily: "Columbia, stop calling me that stupid name. My name is Lei Dapao now."

"Why? Isn't Scaramucci a good name? And it was given to you by the Ice Queen herself." Columbia asked in confusion.

Lei Dapao's face suddenly darkened, and he said irritably: "Don't you know the true meaning of Scaramuchi in the ancient winter language?"

Columbia thought for a moment and replied, "It means 'coward'."

Hearing this, Lei Dapao turned around and left without saying a word, never wanting to say another word to her.

Columbia felt very innocent. She was obviously right, but why did Lei Dapao look so angry?

Moreover, the name "Scaramsey" is not wrong. He is a coward who is unwilling to face his past.

Columbia shook her head helplessly and walked out of the office building slowly with light and graceful steps.

At this moment, Lei Dapao walked into Lin Yide's office with a gloomy face.

"Boss, my body has fully recovered and I can now perform my duties at any time," he said respectfully.

Lin Yide pondered for a moment, "You should have met Columbia just now. The next task is to receive and monitor her."

After hearing this mission, Lei Dapao asked bitterly: "Can we change the mission?"

Lin Yide smiled slightly, "Of course, the toilet in our office building is in need of a cleaner."

Lei Dapao sighed helplessly, "Then I'd better choose to monitor Columbia."

"Lei Dapao, I'll give you an excellent grade for this month's performance evaluation. Work hard, and soon you'll be promoted and get a raise, and become a senior agent of the West Factory, codenamed Pangolin!"

Lin Yide painted a big picture for him.