Barbara prayed: "Woo woo woo, Lord Barbatos, the Sky Harp is broken again. It's the church's fault for not keeping it properly. I hope you will punish us!"

Wendy was silenced again: . . .

Qin·Since then, she was speechless: . . .

Yun Jin looked at Xiang Ling in the video: "With two great gods beside her, Xiang Ling is still so calm! No, Xiang Ling still loves slime so much."

Xiangling put her hands on her hips and said, "Humph, in my eyes, there are only things that can be eaten and things that cannot be eaten."

Keqing couldn't hold it in any longer: "Holding his own funeral... Only Lord Barbatos of Mondstadt would dare to say that so bluntly."

Hu Tao pretended to cough: "Ahem, speaking of the emperor's funeral, there must be a sense of ceremony. Zhongli Keqing is from our Wangsheng Hall. If you need this kind of service, please come to Wangsheng Hall. The price is guaranteed to satisfy you!"

Zhongli’s expression at this moment can only be described in three words: . . .

Xingqiu spread his hands: "Hutao, do you want to make me laugh to death first, and then hold a funeral for me?"

Hu Tao's eyes lit up: "Oh, the second young master of Feiyun Chamber of Commerce, a big client, it's not impossible!"

Chongyun poked Xingqiu beside him and said, "Xingqiu, stop joking. I think she is serious..."

Qiqi: "Walnut, high temperature, scary! So scary!"

Klee: "Don't be afraid, Qiqi. Klee is here to protect you. If anyone wants to bully you, I will throw a bouncing bomb at him and blow him up to the sky. Hehehehe!"

Walnut's playful mood revived: "Oh? If I release Captain Qin, how will you respond?"

Klee was scared: "Qin, Qin, Captain Qin... Qiqi, please protect me!"

Zhang Fan: "Why are these two Fiends fighting?"

Paimon: "Fire a?"

When Jean saw the embarrassing scene of Wendy in the video, she felt that she should speak up for her own god: "Ahem, Lord Barbatos has also done a lot for Mond."

Tevarin said disdainfully: "What is it? Is he serious about this?"

Wendy tried to get away with it: "Hey hey!"

Tevarin knew this guy was unreliable when he saw him like this: "Hey you big head ghost! Look at him now, he's in a state of hehe all day long, he's already useless..."

The still sealed Ruotu Dragon King said he had something to say: "Mara coughs to death!!!"

[Live video continues]

[The shadow avatar stepped forward again to mediate the fight, but his tone changed: “You can’t kill anyone like this.”]

[Wendy's avatar continues to ignore it: "Old antique, just pretending!"]

[Shadow portrait: Dissuade from fighting: "Don't fight in the street."]

[Zhongli's avatar "You little liar, you don't know what's good for you!"]

[Shadow Portrait·Intervention: "Why don't you go to the dance studio? It's so embarrassing!"]

[Wendy's avatar: "You keep scolding me, Prodigal Dragon!"]

[Zhongli's avatar: "Slacker, can you please be a little nicer?"]

[The fight between the two unknown (god) creatures becomes more and more intense. 】

[Wendy's avatar blurts out: "Shit!"]

[Zhongli's portrait: "You're the bad one!"]

[The shadow avatar creature continues to mediate: "Stop talking, we're all rotten!"]

[As soon as this sentence came out, the two gods who were still fighting finally stopped. Wendy's avatar said: "What did you just say?"]

[Ying looked at the silent atmosphere and tried to ease the awkwardness: "So... everyone is poor?"]

[Wendy's avatar creature transforms into an enemy: "Who are you calling poor? A fat otaku!"]

[This time it was the turn of Zhongli's avatar creature to mediate: "Hey, hey, hey, Venti, stop talking nonsense!"]

[The scene changes to the real scene of General Raiden. The general holds his dream high and looks fiercely: "I will build you into the statue!"]

[The scene changes again, and only the heads of Venti and Zhongli are visible on the Thousand-Handed and Hundred-Eyed Statue. Hmm, they even blink a few times! ]

The video ends here

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Ying saw the live broadcast screen flash and the real general appeared with a sword in hand. "Hey, why did the scene change so suddenly? It's scary!"

Paimon looked terrified: "Indeed, now that I think about it, I still remember it clearly. When I play this scene, I can still feel the pressure from the general at that time."

Ying couldn't help laughing when she saw the last scene, and she and Paimon laughed out loud: "Hahaha, Venti? Zhongli? Although, luckily it's not me who was built into the statue! Hahaha!"

Kujo Sara rushed to flatter the general: "General, you are still so...mighty!"

At this moment, Ying seemed to be disgusted with the other two gods, and he rarely made a complaint: "Shame on you!"

Yae Shinko, however, covered her mouth with her hands: "Fat otaku? Hehehe, oh my, Ying, why can't I stop smiling!"

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Nilu smiled widely as she watched: "Did you notice... they are just like little kids quarreling, so interesting!"

Paimon also nodded in agreement: "That's right, interesting."

Xiao Gong propped his chin up beside the railing: "I wonder if other gods would be like this!"

Finina: "Ahem, let's not do that. Although I am no longer a god, I don't want people from other worlds to hang my head on the statue. It's so scary, okay?"

Hu Tao patted Zhongli's shoulder with a smile and said, "Prodigal dragon? Hehe, Zhongli, look, even people from other worlds think you are a prodigal!"

Paimon stroked his chin and said, "Zhongli has one more nickname!"

Zhongli said calmly, "Don't do this, Hall Master. I just took a larger advance from my future salary."

Hu Tao's face was in pain when she heard this. What do you mean by "just a little more advance"? If your identity had not been exposed, you would have to work for hundreds of years to pay it back!

Dixia: "Do you think it's okay when they call each other rotten gods, but when the general said 'everyone sucks'... why do you want to laugh so much?"

Kawi looked at the people in front of him who were drinking, including Tinari, Senor, and El Haisen, the four masters of the Order Institute: "Stop talking, everyone sucks."

Seno and Tinari didn't say anything.

El Haisen, however, said he had something to say: "Even though I'm so rotten, I won't live in someone else's house!"

Kavi's joking expression froze, and he stared at Elhaisen in front of him, unable to say anything. He snorted coldly, picked up the wine on the table, and drank it down fiercely.

Elhaisen continued in a leisurely voice: "If you can pay today's bill, you can stay as much as you want this month!"

"Boss pays!"

"By the way, is it really reasonable to build the emperor into the statue?"

Yingmei smirked: "Why is it unreasonable? What is your emperor? He is the god of rock. It is normal to build 'rock' into the statue!"

Paimon spread his hands: "Stop talking, if Zhongli doesn't make sense, then building Venti into the statue is even more unreasonable. He is just a gust of wind. When the people come to worship him, they will see the statue like this and wonder, 'What kind of engineering work did you do to build this statue? How come it's leaking air?'"

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