Genshin Impact, playing the secondary creation video, are you defeated?.

Chapter 249: If you’re not my friend, why are you looking at me like that?

Xingqiu's eyes lit up: "Hurry up and publish the book!"

Xie Ying applauded: "As expected of you!"

Fu Nina suddenly frowned: "Wait, [Bu Shi Kong], [Not Kong]? Are you kidding me!?"

Navia was surprised: "Good fellow! If you hadn't told me, I wouldn't have thought that you had figured out the homophony in the live broadcast room!"

Hu Tao grinned: "No, no, no, maybe [Kong] is his first name and [Bu Shi] is his last name!"

Paimon agreed: "That makes sense!"

Yingmei rolled her eyes vigorously: "Your head is not right!!! His name is Kong! Humph!"

Zhang Fan: "Oh! I have to say, your brother is really shameless! He refuses to admit it!"

Yingmei hinted that she was not angry: "Don't pay attention to him! I don't know him!"

Dolly said seriously: "The expression of this [Not Empty] Master when he saw the wallet fall! I understand!"

Xiao Gong couldn't help it: "I understand too! But I just want to laugh! Hahahaha!"

Hu Tao chuckled twice: "Don't say that. I can never forget that look!"

Funina laughed, "Brain: Where's the expression management? Face: I'm not there!"

[Live video continues]

[After the wallet fell, the picture changed immediately. ]

[On the training ground, Kong stood with his hands behind his back, looking calm: "What I am going to teach you today is a long-lost secret method of training in Teyvat."]

[Then, he took out a basket of mushrooms and handed it to Ying Mei in front of him. The screen flashed with a picture of a wild boar race! ]

[“Plant these mushrooms on the running wild boar!”]

[Paimon says in disbelief: "What? How dangerous! It's impossible! (Sound of a wild boar accelerating and charging!)]

[Kong still glanced at the two people in front of him calmly, turned his head and called out: "Xingqiu!"]

[Xingqiu, who was standing on a high place, jumped down directly from it and did a side somersault! ]

[Faced with Ying and Paimon's shocked mouths and incredulous eyes! ]

[While they were still staring at each other in a daze, he took the basket full of mushrooms from his hands and slowly walked towards the center of the road! ]

[Looking at the oncoming wild boar, Xingqiu's eyes were full of confidence and contempt, with an expression of indifference]!

[The wild boars are running towards them. Xingqiu waves his hand and the basket in his hand flies into the air. He gets ready and starts a wild and dynamic run!]

[The wild boar is getting closer and closer to Xingqiu, and its running speed is getting faster and faster. At a certain point, Xingqiu jumps directly! It comes in a beautiful arc! ]

[In the air, Xingqiu picked up the mushrooms scattered in the air, holding them in one hand and in his mouth! He posed and looked quite good! ]

[Yingmei and Paimon were stunned in the back! Especially Yingmei, seeing such a handsome martial arts, she was very excited and smiled unconsciously! ! ]

[Then, Xingqiu encountered an unprecedented mud truck in the air! ]

【Sleep till the end (fall to the ground)! 】

[Achievement achieved: Almost defeated a wild boar at the age of ten! ]

[The three people standing by just looked at this handsome guy in such an embarrassing situation. They stood there blankly, looking at the guy lying on the ground. They didn't know what to do until another round of dump trucks rushed over. Then they had some reaction! ]

[The camera zooms in, and the three of them look at Xingqiu on the ground, their pupils trembling! ]

[Sad music! Xingqiu's legs and head were covered with bandages, and he lay quietly on the bed. Sora sat silently on a chair beside the bed! ]

[Sora said in a hoarse voice: "Next time, practice hard and try to make zero mistakes!"]

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The corners of Tartaglia's mouth twitched wildly: "No, brother, the transition from the wallet falling to the ground to the teaching scene was too fast!!"

Yan Fei answered with a smile: "What do you call this? This is called being blinded by money!"

Mona waved her hands: "Normal! It's me, I too..."

Dolly kissed Mora in her hand with an intoxicated look on her face: "Who can resist Mora's charm?!"

Walnut popped up quickly: "Guest!"

Paimon rolled his eyes, "He doesn't count, and his wallet will come over on its own to help with the checkout! It can even keep track of the bills!"

Tartaglia sighed deeply, "Again! I'm going to collapse!"

Paimon stuck out his tongue: "Hey hey!"

Tartaglia no longer bothered about why they kept talking about this. He just wanted to change the subject: "Let's watch the video, guys!"

Bennett scratched his head and reminded, "Ahem, what is that? Wild boar plus mushroom equals... What kind is this?"

As expected, Paimon’s kind guide said, “Oh, you’re talking about this! We’ve seen it before, it’s a mushroom pig!!! It’s delicious!”

Tinari introduced: "Um, this is a species unique to our Xumi Rainforest! I think? At least I haven't seen it anywhere else!"

Barbara didn't know what to say, so she could only sigh, "It's really... magical!"

Xiangling was the most excited, her eyes sparkling: "This kind of wild boar is something I've never seen before! When I cook it, will I not even need to add many auxiliary ingredients?"

Keqing's eyelids twitched a few times and she chuckled a few times: "It's one thing to be magical, but it's another to plant it on an ordinary wild boar!"

Tinari choked upon seeing this, finding it hard to explain: "This... is indeed true! I can only say that the other party's training method is somewhat advanced!"

Xiao Gong saw the look in Xingqiu’s eyes as he turned sideways and stared at Yingmei: “Hahahahaha! Traveler, I can laugh at this expression for a whole year!”

Seeing this, everyone admired the traveler's ability to make people laugh, "Hahaha!"

Xieying 0.o, with his hands on his hips in a somewhat arrogant manner: "What does this have to do with me!? He is just trying to be cool!"

After laughing, everyone saw Xingqiu's shy look again.

Zhang Fan: "If you're not my friend, what's that look?"

Xingqiu was confused: "I don't know!"

Xiangling teased, "No, your running movements are more girlish than a girl like me! And you still say you are not the second daughter of Feiyun Chamber of Commerce?"

Walnut put her hands on her hips and shook her head: "Tsk, I wanted to see how you perform your skills, but you fell down after just two steps? That's it?"

Bai Zhu put one hand on his waist and the other on his chin, thinking: "What kind of Kung Fu is this? I'm afraid it's not Vajra Kung Fu, as long as I don't bump into anything, it will be fine."

Paimon complained with a sympathetic voice: "How pitiful! Is this what happens when you fail to show off?"

Chongyun said nonchalantly: "You can't die. Although I am an alchemist, I don't want to save your soul!"

Xingqiu looked at him with disdain: "Fuck you!"

Tartaglia laughed so hard that tears came out: "Almost defeated a wild boar at the age of ten? This achievement is too funny, right? Hahahaha!"

Yingmei looked dazed: "Although, it's true that wild boars should be avoided if possible, especially charging wild boars! I always feel like I was beaten countless times when I was weak!"

Paimon looked surprised and comforted Mei: "It's okay, we are strong now, wild boars are easy! It's all Xiangling's fault, why did you mention food? When I mention the delicious wild boar meat, I feel hungry again!"

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ps: I will save Fu Fu's life, mhy, I hate you! Why, why do you treat me like this!

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