The crazy little ancestor of Master Lu is so stupid

"Hell King, gei gei, look, my weak and pitiful sister with great luck has taken away another person's luck. Soon there will be another dead ghost like me here, hahahaha..."

The King of Hell pinched his temple and didn't dare to look at Ling Xiao, and fled around the pillar.

Ling Xiao flicked his long sleeves, patted the pale and thin little ghost's claws, and walked in front of the judge again.

He continued in a high voice: "Judge gei gei, you have completed the KPI of the entire underworld with the strength of my sister alone, it's really great!"

The judge had a splitting headache. He took out a porcelain bottle and poured out a handful of black pills, swallowed them, and felt the pain even worse.

so tired!

He took out the reincarnation record book, opened it, pointed at a family and said in a gentle voice: "Xiaoxiao, look at this family, their parents are loving, the family is harmonious, and they have assets worth billions..."

Before the judge finished speaking, Ling Xiao slammed the reincarnation record book shut, his expression suddenly becoming stern.

"What are you talking about, Judge Cui? It's my fault. Ever since I entered the gate of the underworld, I swore that I would see Ling Yang's tragic death with my own eyes. If she can't avenge me in the world of the living, I will wait for her to come to the underworld to avenge her. Now she is in the limelight and at the peak of her career, and you want me to reincarnate? Who do you think I am, Ling Xiao?"

Ling Xiao glanced at the judge, who dropped the reincarnation record book and turned away guiltily.

"Lao Cui, I'm here, but that dead girl still refuses to reincarnate?" The King of Hell asked in a low voice, vigilantly observing the situation outside.

The judge sighed heavily.

He waved his hands helplessly: "I don't think she will be able to rest in peace unless we avenge her. Leader, if this continues we will all be defeated by her. Otherwise, I think..."

"At once……"

The two ghosts exchanged glances and looked towards a corner of the underworld at the same time.

There lived another great god.

He also had his luck taken away by someone, but he was even more unlucky than Ling Xiao.

Just when he was about to ascend to heaven and become an immortal, he was framed at the last moment. Not only did he lose his luck and become an immortal, but he also became a dead ghost in the underworld.

This damn guy is even more difficult to deal with than Ling Xiao. Not only did he occupy one of his houses, he also lived there for thousands of years.

"Is it okay? If you piss him off, he'll be scarier than that dead girl!" The King of Hell was a little worried.

"That's why we have to pack it all up and take it away!"

"middle!"

The King of Hell doesn't want to live even one more day in this day and has long prohibited office romances, but Meng Po ignores the rules and keeps talking about that person every day, either sending him soup or warmth.

As the head of the underworld, he can't do anything about it, no one will listen to him, and he lives in submissiveness every day. He won't take it anymore, he wants to resist, he wants to strike back with heavy punches.

"Center, split up!"

At the edge of the underworld, Ling Xiao held the mirror of rebirth and looked at Ling Yang in the world of the living.

In just over a year, Ling Yang's assets doubled again. Of course, all of this was achieved by her stealing the luck of others.

She had a beautiful smile, but her words were sweet but her heart was full of evil. At least eighty people died at her hands.

But these people in the underworld who don't care about anything actually let people like Ling Yang live in this world. The more Ling Xiao looked at it, the angrier she became. A gloomy black air rose from under her feet and enveloped her, and the expression on her face became more and more ferocious and terrifying.

Meng Po, who was boiling soup over there, was startled, "Oh no, Xiao Xiao is going to turn into a ghost again!"

He hurriedly grabbed the phone next to the pot, opened the green bubble of the underworld, and clicked into the work group, "Boss, boss, Xiaoxiao is angry again, Huangquanbian, hurry up and support!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Ling Xiao, who had lost his mind, clenched his fist and smashed towards Ling Yang in the mirror of rebirth.

He roared to the sky: "Ling Yang, Ling Yang, you will not die well, you will not die well, ah, ah..."

A yellow light flashed, and only a fragmented mirror of rebirth was left at the edge of the underworld, slowly and with difficulty recovering.

"Gone?" The King of Hell asked tremblingly, a little nervous.

The judge looked around and wiped the sweat from his head: "Let's go!"

"Both of them left?"

"Both of them are gone!"

"The sky has eyes, the sky has eyes!"

With a long sigh, Yan Wang felt that the headache he had suffered for days was instantly relieved.

"Lord Yan, I have taken the liberty to give her an extra 70 years of life. No matter how unlucky she is, she will not lose her life until she dies of old age. This way, she will have time to seek revenge!"

Looking at the judge in surprise, the King of Hell raised his right hand and made a number six.

In the ICU ward of A City People’s Hospital.

A girl's scream pierced through the ceiling of the intensive care unit.

"Old Cui, your uncle!"

Familiar lights, familiar environment, familiar smells, and familiar nurses.

Ling Xiao suddenly sat up from the ward and reacted in just three seconds. He quickly pulled out the various instrument lines plugged into his body despite the nurse's attempts to stop him.

He pointed his finger at the ground and cursed angrily.

She knew that what Lao Cui said to her about reincarnation today was up to no good, and sure enough.

The nurse in the ward was frightened and wanted to step forward to stop Ling Xiao, but no one dared to step forward when they saw her ferocious face.

Her heartbeat had clearly become straight a few minutes ago, and the doctor announced the time of her death.

Before they could push it out, it suddenly came back to life.

Not only is he alive, he is also living a vigorous life.

The nurse asked hesitantly, unable to tell whether the person on the bed was pretending to be dead or was really alive.

"Ling, Ling Xiao, is it you?"

As a nurse, she was very reluctant to believe in these weird things, but, but... the nurse was about to cry.

Hearing the crying voice, Ling Xiao finally calmed down. He turned around and saw the familiar nurse, and asked in surprise: "Hey, why are you transferred to the ICU?"

Thanks to Ling Yang, she had dealings with hospitals a lot before her death and always met this young nurse.

I didn't expect that more than a year after her death, the young nurse was transferred to the ICU and fell into her hands again. What a bad fate.

Hearing that she didn't sound like she was haunted, the nurse gradually calmed down. She quickly asked someone to call the attending doctor, who went forward to examine her. Only after confirming that she was really not dead did she breathe a sigh of relief.

I don't know if the nurse was frightened or what, but she went back obediently.

"The salary in the ICU is higher, and I'm short of money, so I applied to be transferred here!"

"No wonder, I said you were always in the inpatient department every time I came before."

She had been to the ICU twice. Once she was hit by a car, and another time she rolled down the stairs after being pushed by someone.

As for other major and minor injuries, there are countless of them. She dares to say that among people in the country who pay for medical insurance, few are as cost-effective as her.

The nurse didn't dare to respond to her nonsense, but fortunately the doctor came soon.

After a careful examination of her and confirming that she was really fine, the nurse transferred her to the general ward.

When she returned to the ward, she found that this Ling Xiao was no longer the same Ling Xiao.

Now Ling Xiao is an unlucky guy who just graduated from university. He has the same name and surname as her, and was arranged to be with her by Lao Cui right after he died.

"Ling Xiao, Doctor Wang just checked you out and there's nothing serious wrong with you. You can be discharged after you pay the medical bills!"

Ling Xiao was lying on the hospital bed sorting out his current situation when the young nurse from the inpatient department came over and suddenly said something.

"Medical expenses? How much?"

"Not much, just over 30,000!"

Before the nurse finished her words, Ling Xiao's eyes suddenly widened.