The crazy little ancestor of Master Lu is so stupid
Chapter 87 There are 5 of me in the world
"Master, you are having a nightmare. Look carefully at who I am!"
With his hands wrapped in his windbreaker, Ling Xiao couldn't struggle even if he wanted to. He was afraid of falling down the stairs, so he could only tentatively use words to pull Lu Xun back from his trance.
Lu Xun lowered his eyes, and her magical words suddenly rang in his mind. He blurted out: "You are electricity, you are light, you are the fighting little lamb!"
"Pfft... annoying, get off me now!"
"Don't let it go!"
Lu Xun said he would not let go, so he carried the person directly to the cloakroom.
Lan Qing prepared a dressing room for them, which was filled with all kinds of new clothes and shoes suitable for them, and even various accessories and bags.
"Master, are you jealous?"
When Lu Xun finally put her down on the sofa, Ling Xiao looked up and asked with a wicked smile.
Seeing Lu Xun's body suddenly stiffen, Ling Xiao suddenly raised his hands from his windbreaker and hooked them around Lu Xun's neck before he could get up, as if he had discovered a new continent.
With a slight exertion of force with her arms, Lu Xun's face was close to her. She could even feel Lu Xun's nervous breathing and his handsome face which was visibly flushed.
As if it was not exciting enough, Ling Xiao moved a little closer, his nose almost touching Lu Xun's upturned nose, "Master, are you in love with me?"
When the voice fell, Lu Xun's body trembled unconsciously.
Her breathing became heavier, and her pink but not red lips pursed slightly and then opened again, as if she wanted to shut up someone's annoying mouth.
But he finally restrained himself. With a little force with both hands, he pulled the little claws that were tickling his heart away from his neck, then quickly stood up and adjusted his breathing.
He said in a cold voice: "You are crazy again, saying such crazy things. How can a girl like you show off in front of a strange man in her tight pajamas?"
"But I used to dress like this at home and show off in front of you!"
"How can he be compared with me!"
Lu Xun suddenly became annoyed, and his tone became slightly heavier. He regretted what he said, raised his eyelids and glanced at Ling Xiao carefully, but did not say anything else.
"Of course, the weight he holds in my heart cannot be compared to yours. No other man in this world can compare to you in my heart. So, Taoist Priest, do you like me or not?"
"Nonsense, incomprehensible!"
Lu Xun didn't dare to stay any longer and was about to leave after saying that.
How could Ling Xiao let him go? He asked loudly, "If you don't like me, why are you hugging me?"
"I……"
Lu Xun was speechless and didn't know how to answer. Ling Xiao was delighted when he saw his embarrassed look.
I didn't expect that having a quarrel early in the morning would bring me unexpected gains.
She had never realized before that teasing Lu Xun could be so interesting.
Thinking of this, Ling Xiao became even more excited and deliberately said loudly: "Don't you know that men and women should not touch each other? What if others misunderstand us? How can I find a boyfriend?"
The drooping big hand suddenly clenched, and suddenly loosened after a moment, and a sly smile appeared at the corner of the lips.
He was really frightened by her sudden closeness just now. After calming down, Lu Xun suddenly turned around and came to Ling Xiao again.
He suddenly leaned down and stood in front of Ling Xiao.
"No physical contact between men and women? Was it not physical contact when you touched my face while I was meditating? Was it not physical contact when you took the opportunity to touch my neck? Was it not physical contact when you even tried to lift my clothes and touch my belly? Hmm?"
"I……"
When Ling Xiao was mentioned, he instantly wilted and grabbed a windbreaker to cover himself completely.
She lost all face and her reputation for both lifetimes was gone.
Unable to bear teasing her any longer, Lu Xun stood up and said sternly, "Hurry up and change your clothes and wash up. Jiahui is still waiting for breakfast. If you go too late, Jiahui will probably be waiting for you!"
"..." Ling Xiao was speechless for the first time!
Ling Xiao waited until he heard the door closing before he peeked out. Seeing that Lu Xun had really gone out, he pulled off his windbreaker and let out a long sigh.
"Huh, damn Taoist priest, stinky Taoist priest, you are so handsome that you don't allow people to touch him, what's wrong with touching him twice, it will cost you a piece of meat or make it stink, I will touch you, I will sneak into your room tonight to touch you, hum!"
Four Ghost Messengers: Silence is our ghost language!
Fan Tianzhi, who was woken up by the quarrel downstairs, came out of the room rubbing his sleepy eyes and yawning. As soon as he came out, he saw Mu Zhizhi and Mu Fei sitting on the sofa playing with their mobile phones, but Lu Xun and Ling Xiao were nowhere to be seen.
He couldn't help scratching his head in surprise: "Hey, am I dreaming again? I just heard someone arguing outside, but how come there was no one there when I tried to stop them? Were you and your brother arguing?"
That’s not right, that voice was clearly Ling Xiao’s voice.
Damn, he must have missed something big again.
Mu Zhizhi looked up at him and then lowered her head.
"You must have heard wrongly. No one is arguing. Brother Lu Xun and sister have already gotten up. The housekeeper is here to ask them to go to the front for breakfast. You should wash up quickly!"
"Did I really dream about this? This is outrageous. How could I dream about Ling Xiao? Shouldn't I be dreaming about you?"
Zhizhi said nothing.
"puff……"
Just when Fan Tianzhi turned around and was about to go back to change his clothes, Mu Zhizhi on the sofa suddenly burst out laughing.
Fan Tianzhi immediately turned around and walked over quickly, pointing at Mu Zhizhi and said, "Okay, I told you that you lied to me. Was it Ling Xiao who was arguing with someone just now? Was it that Miss Huang?"
Mu Zhizhi looked up, surprised that he had guessed so accurately, but shook his head: "No one was arguing, I just laughed because I saw my sister's circle of friends!"
"Ling Xiao's circle of friends? What did she post again?"
After taking Mu Zhizhi's phone, Fan Tianzhi's heart broke instantly.
"There are five of me in this world. One of me wants to date an elegant and refined uncle, one of me wants to date a cold and abstinent Taoist priest, one of me wants to date a younger and cute little brother, one of me wants to date a fashionable and charming old baby, and one of me wants to date a sweet and salty little sister!"
"What a mess! What kind of crap does she post every day? Isn't there any department to monitor her Moments? She dares to post anything!"
Throwing the phone to Mu Zhizhi, Fan Tianzhi was speechless.
After Ling Xiao washed up and changed into a black one-shoulder dress, she came down and saw that only Mu Zhizhi and her brother were in the living room. She couldn't help but wonder, "Is Dazhi still not awake? Xiao Feifei, go wake up your brother-in-law!"
Mu Fei didn't move, and replied to himself: "Brother Zhi is already up and changing clothes!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Fan Tianzhi rushed out with his messy hair and a cell phone in his hand.
"Ling Xiaoxiao!"
Seeing Ling Xiao, Fan Tianzhi became even angrier.
"Uh, what, what's wrong?"
"Ling Xiaoxiao, have you blocked me in your circle of friends?"
When he returned to his room just now, he felt that he couldn’t be left alone with such a speechless thing, so he wanted to take a screenshot and send it to Lu Xun. Unexpectedly, when he opened the circle of friends, he couldn’t find it.
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