Rebirth of The Deer and the Cauldron, Wei Xiaobao Becomes a God

"Oh my God, Sister Hua, I am dying. This short-lived creature was fine yesterday, how come it died after one night..."

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"Wei Xiaobao, I order you to get up and stop pretending to be dead..." Princess Jianning pinched and hit Wei Xiaobao, shouting loudly.

In the lobby of Wei's mansion on Tongchi Island, Wei Xiaobao was dressed in white and his face covered with sackcloth. His seven wives accompanied Wei Xiaobao's mother Wei Chunhua, guarding Xiaobao's body and crying loudly. The eldest son Wei Hutou, who had just learned to crawl, the second son Wei Tongchui, and the eldest daughter Wei Shuangshuang were thrown aside, and the hall was in chaos.

A team of Qing soldiers quickly surrounded the Wei Mansion, and Chief Steward Duolong, who was demoted by Emperor Kangxi to accompany Wei Xiaobao, trotted all the way to the hall of the Wei Mansion.

"Brother Wei, Brother Wei, what happened? You were fine yesterday."

When the women saw Doron coming, they cried and screamed even louder...

Duolong watched over these ladies for a long time before he understood the general process from their intermittent crying.

It turns out that the plot is like this: Yesterday, A Ke and Su Quan fished out a thousand-year-old turtle from the sea. Shuang'er didn't know that the turtle's blood was a tonic, so she mixed it with wine and gave it all to Wei Xiaobao to drink.

After eating the turtle's blood, of course he has to fight with his seven concubines.

Who knew that since being imprisoned on Tongchi Island by Emperor Kangxi for a year, there was nothing else to do except playing battles with seven concubines. As time went by, Lord Wei's divine body had already become rotten.

Look, a bowl of turtle wine has become a death warrant.

Maybe it's related to the Wangba wine and Wei Xiaobao's blood genetics.

After drinking some wine, we fought all night long...

As a result, he died before dawn.

It turned out that the romantic Wei Xiaobao did that thing too much, and his energy, spirit, and spirit were all exhausted, and he died of exhaustion. In ancient times, most emperors died young because of the three thousand concubines in the harem, which destined them to die young.

Dead! Lord Wei is dead.

My dear readers, please do not learn from Wei Xiaobao's romantic nature. He had mistresses and attracted a lot of attention, but he complained about his short life because of his affair with five or six women.

After learning what happened, Duolong looked sad, but he was ecstatic inside. He thought to himself: "Brother Wei, who told you to be so romantic and successful? You have taken all the good fortune of the Qing Dynasty. You don't even get beheaded for rebelling."

"Hey, it's over this time!"

"You deserved to die! But it was a good death, a wonderful death, and a death that made people cry. The emperor is relieved of his worries, and I, Duolong, can return to the capital, and no longer wait for him on this remote and cold Tongchi Island."

Ever since Wei Xiaobao's identity as the leader of the Tiandihui was exposed, Kangxi asked Wei Xiaobao to choose a side. It turned out that Wei Xiaobao was unwilling to stay in the court as an official, nor was he willing to help the Tiandihui rebel. The emperor was furious and ordered the chief eunuch Duolong to announce the decree to execute the rebellious leader of the Tiandihui Wei Xiaobao on the spot.

However, the Emperor was unable to carry out the execution due to his many grievances with Wei Xiaobao. He used death row prisoners to fool the public and secretly ordered Duolong to take Wei Xiaobao's entire family to Tongchi Island and imprison them there.

"Madam Hua, please accept my condolences, as the saying goes, peace is best achieved when buried in the ground. Let's handle Brother Wei's funeral as soon as possible."

The ladies had been crying for some time, but after listening to what Duolong said, their emotions gradually calmed down and they were no longer as excited and sad as before.

"Sir Duo, you see we are an orphan and a widow, without a man to take charge of us. I'll trouble you to take care of Xiaobao's funeral," said the first wife Su Shuan to Duolong.

"Don't worry, ladies! I will arrange for someone to build a coffin and bury Brother Wei with honor."

"I am an old woman sending off a young person. You don't need to build a coffin for him. Just use my longevity wood." Wei Xiaobao's mother, Madam Hua, stopped crying and said to Duolong.

"I will follow the old lady's order." Duolong immediately arranged for people to bring in the coffin and examine it.

The next morning, as Tongchi Island was made of coral rock and the soil was shallow, it was impossible to bury the coffin. The coffin was carried to a cave in the middle of the island and placed there. The entrance of the cave was sealed and a monument was erected at the entrance, which read "The Cave Residence of Wei Xiaobao, the First-Class Duke of Lu Ding". Hehe, this works too!

As a result, Wei Xiaobao, the once-powerful and first-class Duke of Lu Ding, died quickly and was buried even faster because of his special status.

Once Wei Xiaobao died, everyone was relieved.

After the burial, Madam Hua wanted to go back to Yangzhou to reorganize Lichunyuan. Except for the seventh madam, Shuang'er, who was willing to stay on Tongchi Island to burn more paper money for Wei Xiaobao, the other six madams were eager to return to the mainland.

Burning paper money is to let the deceased take more money to the underworld. Not only do the big and small ghosts need to be sent away, but also the quality of reincarnation in the next life depends on whether there is money to smooth the relationship with the ghost messenger.

This paper money must be burned. If not, the deceased will come to you in your dreams!

The eldest wife Su Quan wants to take the eldest son Hu Tou back to the old site of Shenlong Island to find a good master for her son to learn peerless martial arts.

The second wife, Mu Jianping, is going back to Yunnan to find the people from the Mu Mansion to continue selling Huadiao pork. If she is lucky, she will meet a gay man and find a good husband while she is still young.

Although the third wife, Princess Jianning, was born to the fake empress dowager, everyone who knew the secret died except Kangxi. Kangxi was a man who cared about his reputation, and according to the ancestral system, when the prince consort died, the princess had to return to the palace, so Jianning had to bring her eldest daughter back to Beijing.

The fourth wife, Fang Yi, had originally been reluctant to marry Wei Xiaobao. At this time, apart from missing her fellow disciples from the Dragon Sect, she also wanted to venture out into the martial arts world.

The fifth wife, A Ke, can be said to have never loved Wei Xiaobao from the beginning to the end. She slept with Wei Xiaobao and had Wei Tongchui only because she could not disobey her master's order. But at this moment, A Ke felt like she was reborn from the ashes. Her beautiful life started from now on!

The sixth wife Zeng Rou was the leader of the Wangwu sect. Now that her husband is gone, she had no choice but to go back to occupy the mountain and become the king, resuming her life as the mountain king.

There is only the seventh wife, Shuang'er, who was given to Wei Xiaobao as a slave by the Zhuang family. Xiaobao has deep feelings for Shuang'er. Shuang'er is grateful for all the kindness Wei has shown her and decides to keep vigil for a hundred days before making any plans.

By noon, except for Shuang'er who was sitting in front of a tombstone and burning paper, all the ladies, Lord Duolong, Qing soldiers, servants, etc. had left Tongchi Island.

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One day in 2024 AD, on the Chinese mainland, Wei Xiaobao, a college student from a family of traditional Chinese medicine, was walking on the street.

Suddenly, a large truck lost control and rushed towards Wei Xiaobao...