Rebirth of The Deer and the Cauldron, Wei Xiaobao Becomes a God

The next day, the meeting hall

Wei Xiaobao shook his head. He had drunk too much celebratory wine last night and his head was still a little dizzy.

Wei Xiaobao said: "Dear hall masters, dear battalion commanders, our army should have a name. We can't always call it the Longya Village Army. This sounds like bandits."

"Hey, Sect Master," Mao Shiba said, "We are bandits!"

Wei Xiaobao rolled his eyes at Mao Shiba and said nothing.

"Now, we are carrying the banner of the Tiandihui. The army should be under the name of the Tiandihui. It is indeed necessary to give it a resounding name." said Wu Sanniang, the head of Hongshun Hall.

Wu Sanniang was the only daughter of Wu Liuqi, the red flag incense master of Hongshun Hall of the Tiandihui, also known as Wu Liuye. When she was young, Wu Sanniang was influenced by her father and made many contributions to the Tiandihui. Wu Sanniang's husband was also a member of the Tiandihui, but unfortunately he was killed by the Qing court in his early years.

Therefore, Wu Sanniang is the only one among the people in the hall who is of authentic Tiandihui bloodline. Of course, Wei Xiaobao, who traveled through time, cannot be considered an orthodox member of the Tiandihui.

After hearing what Wu Sanniang said, everyone agreed, but there were different opinions on what name to give it. Some said "Dragon and Tiger Army" was mighty and powerful, some said "Huaxia Army" was more orthodox, and some said "Hongmen Army" was more practical... A bunch of names were proposed.

"I think we should call it the Tiandi Army. We are all members of the Tiandihui now, so the army of the Tiandihui should naturally be called the Tiandi Army!" Wu Sanniang said.

"Heaven and Earth Army!" Wei Xiaobao said. Then he thought for a moment and continued, "I think we can add two more words: Heaven and Earth Revolutionary Army!"

revolution!!!

When everyone heard the word revolution, they were shocked at first, and then ecstatic!

Regarding the word revolution, the ancients believed that the king was appointed by heaven, and revolution was a change in which the king changed his surname and the dynasty came to an end.

Then I heard Wei Xiaobao's inspiring speech:

"The world should be a place with blue skies and green land, peaceful and prosperous, where people can live and work in peace and contentment. But what about now? The Chinese Tartars have invaded and occupied the country, the Han people are enslaved, the Japanese pirates in the Ryukyu Kingdom are rampant, the people's homes have been broken up, and even Japan is divided by warlords and is in the midst of war. People from all over the world are living in dire straits!"

"In this world, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Land and food are monopolized by landlords, wealthy warlords, and wealthy families. The people are hungry and cold."

"This is an injustice. Only revolution, where the poor resist the oppression of the rich, can give the poor land to farm, clothes to wear, and houses to live in, so that the people can live and work in peace and contentment!"

"clap clap"

After Wei Xiaowan finished speaking, everyone applauded. These words touched their hearts...

"If there is no oppression, who would become a bandit? A bandit likes to rebel! Because bandit rebellion is my profession!" said Mao Shiba.

"You are wrong. Now it is not a rebellion, but a revolution! The bandits in Longya Village are now revolutionary soldiers!" Yang Lin said.

.........

While everyone was discussing in depth, Wei Xiaobao was stunned.

The "Ding Dong" mechanical sound rang in Wei Xiaobao's mind again.

"The system detects that the host is dissatisfied with the way of heaven, and triggers the main task - to test the host's character value!"

"Tiandao Company has issued a questionnaire on the host's character value. Please answer it immediately!"

“The rewards and penalties for survey responses are as follows:

1. No reward will be given for completing the test on time, and the host will be killed if the test is not completed maliciously.

2. When answering the questions, the system's lie detector program will automatically start. If the host tells a lie once, the host will be killed immediately.

3. There are three questions in this answer sheet. The rewards and penalties are as follows:

A. Answer one or less questions correctly and the host will be killed.

B. Answer two questions correctly and you will be rewarded with an iron treasure chest

C. Answer three questions correctly and you will be rewarded with a bronze treasure chest

Please prepare to answer the questions immediately..."

When Wei Xiaobao heard the system sound, he was immediately confused. What's wrong with this system? I just said "God is unfair" and it caused such a big commotion. In addition, there was a task to kill my wife that had not been completed before, and now there is a task to kill myself.

Before Wei Xiaobao could think any more, the system voice sounded immediately:

"Question 1: Why does the host say that heaven is unfair? Please select the answer:

1. Feeling dissatisfied with the punishment of Tiandao Company for downloading the incomplete system;

2. Believe that Tiandao Customer Service is retaliating against you and feel dissatisfied;

3. Feeling dissatisfied with the incomplete system functions.

Please make your choice within ten seconds. The wasteland detection system will start. Countdown: 10∽9∽8…”

"System, system, it was a slip of the tongue, this is not the same as the other way of heaven!" Wei Xiaobao became anxious and shouted to the system display screen in his mind.

"3∽2～1 time is up, please listen to the next question:

Question 2: What is the real purpose of the host creating the Tiandi Revolution Army?

1. Get promoted, become rich, become an emperor, and enjoy concubines in the harem;

2. Killing by nature, likes to fight everywhere;

3. To seek happiness for all people in the world.

Please make your choice within ten seconds. The wasteland detection system will start. Countdown: 10∽9∽8…”

"System, I just don't want to be a wanted criminal. I want you to bring my seven wives and mother back so that our family can live happily!" Wei Xiaobao said helplessly.

"3∽2～1 time is up, please listen to the next question:

Question 3: Does the host know why his soul was transported to Wei Xiaobao’s body?

1. Gods, ghosts and other forces travel through parallel dimensions;

2. The soul accidentally breaks into the four-dimensional space;

3. The soul is affected by the black hole.

Please make your choice within ten seconds. The detection system will start. Countdown: 10∽9∽8………

"System, how can I know such a profound question..."

"3-2-1 time is up"

"What? I didn't choose any question. It's all over!" Wei Xiaobao shouted in despair in his heart.

"Please ask Tiandao Company's customer service to announce the correct answers and scores!" The system voice sounded again.

Customer service? The system customer service finally showed up. Wei Xiaobao knew that he had failed to answer all three questions. The penalty for handing in a blank paper was to kill the host. When he heard that the customer service was coming, he felt like he had grabbed a life-saving straw and shouted in his heart:

"Customer service sister, customer service sister, I haven't answered the question yet, please help Xiaobao..."

"Hmph! Now you know how powerful I am! What were you doing before?" A long-lost female voice sounded, and the customer service appeared.

A fashionable young woman appeared on the screen, staring at Wei Xiaobao with anger on her face.

"Customer service sister, my dear sister, my dear mother, I was wrong. I shouldn't have offended you! Sister, my dear mother, please save Xiaobao." Wei Xiaobao really didn't want to die, so he had to beg for mercy from the customer service.

"Hmph, I don't have a son as old as you." The customer service representative seemed to have no mercy at all and said viciously.

"Listen carefully, the correct answer is..."