Rebirth of The Deer and the Cauldron, Wei Xiaobao Becomes a God
Chapter 360: Buttocks pinched
The next day at noon, the sun shone through the window into the room and sprinkled on the bed. After tossing and turning all night, Wei Xiaobao hugged Jianning tightly, and the two were still immersed in sleep.
At this moment, there was a sudden loud "bang" and the door fell to the ground instantly.
Wei Shuangshuang stood at the door with her hands on her hips, an angry look on her face, staring at the two naked people on the bed.
Wei Xiaobao and Jianning were awakened and frantically looked for their clothes.
Jianning looked at Shuangshuang and asked anxiously, "Shuangshuang, weren't you playing with your seventh aunt? Why did you run into my mother's room?"
Shuangshuang ignored Jianning's question and shouted directly at Wei Xiaobao: "Bad guy, you bully my mother, I will beat you!"
Jianning angrily scolded: "Shuangshuang, don't be rude to your father! He is your father!"
However, Shuangshuang showed no sign of weakness. She waved her fist and said firmly: "Let's fight. Only if you win can I be your father. If you can't win, don't even think about being my father!"
Shuangshuang thought to herself that this man always bullied her mother, but he was very tough. Yesterday, she used all her strength to knock him away, but he was fine.
Such a fun sparring partner cannot always be played with by the mother. You should play more with your own little fists.
Wei Xiaobao was very surprised yesterday why Shuangshuang had such great strength. His last punch yesterday even surpassed the realm of martial arts ancestors, and his strength was even stronger than that of the Shaolin Temple abbot Huicong.
It is amazing that a three-year-old child can possess such powerful strength. It is no exaggeration to say that she is the number one martial artist in the world.
In order to find the answer, Wei Xiaobao decided to use the "Smart Sky Eye" to check it out.
However, when he focused his attention on Shuangshuang, he suddenly heard a crisp "ding dong" sound. Then, the system mechanical sound issued a warning sound: [The host is under mental attack, please move away from the target immediately. ]
Wei Xiaobao suddenly felt dizzy and his vision blurred. He immediately retracted the "Intelligent Sky Eye", and the dizziness gradually disappeared and he returned to normal.
This was the first time that the "Smart Sky Eye" failed and it was impossible to view any information about Shuangshuang.
Wei Xiaobao couldn't help but wonder, could it be that the "Smart Sky Eye" had become ineffective because it hadn't been used for a long time?
In order to verify the "Intelligent Sky Eye", he hurriedly used the "Intelligent Sky Eye" and turned to look at Jianning. This time everything was normal, indicating that Jianning was just a mortal.
So, Wei Xiaobao turned his attention to Shuangshuang again, but the result was the same. The system issued a prompt sound again, accompanied by a strong feeling of dizziness.
Wei Xiaobao thought to himself that Shuangshuang must be hiding some big secret. Could it be that, like him, she was also possessed by some old monster?
When he thought of this, Wei Xiaobao's hair stood up and he broke out in a cold sweat.
But looking at Shuangshuang more closely, her eyes were clear and bright, and her words and actions were innocent and naive. She looked just like a child and didn't look like she had been possessed by another spirit.
Wei Xiaobao really couldn't figure it out, so he had to put this question aside for the time being and wait for an opportunity to observe Shuangshuang carefully. Maybe he could uncover her secret.
Wei Xiaobao got up and washed up. When the whole family was sitting together for lunch, they suddenly heard the sound of gongs and drums outside. A large team was slowly walking towards Wei's house.
Wei Xiaobao expanded his spiritual sense and took a closer look. He found that besides Soetu, the person walking in front was actually Princess Jianning's nominal uncle - the Imperial Uncle Tong Guogang.
"The imperial edict has arrived: Princess Jianning, Lord Wei, and Princess Zhaoyi, please receive it." Before the group of people walked in, the eunuch Wen Youdao, who was delivering the edict, shouted at the top of his voice, causing a sensation in the entire mansion.
When Wei Xiaobao heard this, he was immediately furious and muttered, "What the hell is this little Xuanzi doing? Now we are neighbors, who is giving orders to whom?" Before he could finish his words, his ear was grabbed fiercely by Princess Jianning next to him.
Jianning twisted Wei Xiaobao's ear and said, "You've become quite capable. You dare not accept the emperor's edict. How many heads do you have?"
Although Jianning was a mortal and couldn't twist Wei Xiaobao's ears, it was insulting enough to do it in front of everyone without causing any pain.
So, Wei Xiaobao said stubbornly: "Humph, you little bitch, although your husband is not the king of a country now, he can still represent the Ryukyu Kingdom, Japan, and Korea. How can I kneel down to Xiao Xuanzi to accept the order? I can't accept this imperial edict."
Ling Zhao, who was standing by, immediately stood up to support Wei Xiaobao after hearing this. She said seriously, "Sister Jianning, what Brother Xiaobao said is true. If he dares to accept the decree, I will twist his ear."
As she spoke, she reached out and grabbed Wei Xiaobao's other ear, but did not twist it hard.
At this moment, Wei Xiaobao suddenly let out a scream: "Ouch!"
Jianning and Lingzhao looked at each other suspiciously. Their hands were on Wei Xiaobao's ears, but they didn't use any force at all. What was this guy's name?
The two turned to look at Wei Xiaobao, only to see him turning his head away with a look of pain on his face. It turned out that Shuangshuang was hiding behind them and pinching Wei Xiaobao's butt hard.
This time, both of them used their full strength and struck extremely hard, with a force that definitely exceeded the power of the Six Elephants.
Wei Xiaobao finally couldn't bear it anymore. This fearless man's only weakness was his fear of pain. He screamed loudly, his voice echoing throughout the room.
Jianning also turned around as Wei Xiaobao did, and saw Shuangshuang doing something bad. An anxious look appeared on his face, and he quickly shouted, "Shuangshuang, stop it. He is your father, you are not allowed to hurt him."
When Wei Shuangshuang heard what her mother said, she retorted with resentment on her face: "Mother can pull his ears, why can't I pinch his butt?" After saying that, she let go of her hand and quickly hid behind Shuang'er.
Wei Xiaobao reached out and touched his painful buttocks, and found that it was swollen. He couldn't help but feel helpless, after all, this was his daughter's masterpiece, and he had no place to vent his anger.
"Now that's good, I'm injured. You and your daughter can accept this imperial edict or not. I'm going back to my room to recuperate." Wei Xiaobao seized the opportunity and fled the scene.
Princess Jianning looked at Wei Xiaobao who was walking away in anger, and knowing that he was still angry, she no longer forced Wei Xiaobao to accept the order. She held Shuangshuang's hand and walked towards the front courtyard.
Arriving at the front courtyard, Jianning saw the uncle Tong Guogang standing there, and immediately went up to him and said enthusiastically, "Uncle, how come you have time to come to my place?"
Tong Guogang was filled with curiosity and excitement when he stepped into the gate of Wei's mansion for the first time. His face was filled with smiles, and he said to Jianning enthusiastically: "Jianning, congratulations, I came here specially to congratulate you!"
Jianning looked at Tong Guogang with some doubt. She felt that her life had not been smooth over the years, and it could even be said that it was quite difficult. She didn't know where this joy came from.
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