Instance game: I signed a pact with the gods, and the gods accused me of cheating

"Don Juan has been asking me whether Qin Shang will go to the class reunion..."

"Brother, I'm a married man. If she's staring at me, just reject her and say I'm married."

Hearing this, Xu Mingyang smiled bitterly and said;

"I know, I know you are married."

"I just thought that since Don Juan is interested in you, you could reject her right in front of her. She would be heartbroken. I would take advantage of the opportunity to comfort her and establish the image of a warm man. Wouldn't that solve the problem of life?"

Qin Shang;???

Brother, have you ever heard the saying that warm men come after dogs?

When Don Juan has sex with his boyfriend, he won’t even need to ask for permission. You’ll probably just help watch the door!

What is the dog-licking plan?

Not to mention married people, even those who have never been in a relationship would suspect who is barking at the other end!

And your plan, don't even mention having been in a relationship.

Those who have never been in a relationship would think that your trick is unreliable. The dog just shook his head after hearing it.

If a girl is interested in you, she would not show her interest in me in front of you.

However, Xu Mingyang over there obviously didn't realize that he was disliked by his brothers, and he kept chattering.

"Brother, I am not a child anymore, right?"

"I'm already 26, and I'm about to turn 27. My age is right here. Even if I want to get married at , I have to fall in love at least at , right? Doesn't it take at least a year to date? And does it take another year to get engaged?"

"Does this mean I'm 28? I can't be like a young man at my age and think I'll be together for life after chatting for a few days, right? I have to have at least a year of contact time."

"If I want to get married before I'm 27, I have to start dating before I'm 28, and date for about a year. When I'm , I can consider having both families meet and arrange an engagement?"

"I estimate there will be another year in between, and then we'll have the wedding at 29. If something unexpected happens, you never know if we'll be over the age limit all of a sudden."

"My mother urges me every day, wanting me to have a grandson before I turn 30. Please help me this time... Think about it, it was me who helped you get together with Qiqi."

Qin Shang's mouth twitched.

Okay, okay, you're in love and you're starting to use moral blackmail, right?

As expected, once a man gets ahead of himself, women have nothing to do...

Now, whenever you ask Xu Mingyang what his child's name is, he will probably shyly start thinking about where he plans to spend the child's hundred days.

So I think you are not familiar with the girl.

Otherwise, I wouldn't have to be the cannon fodder, right?

Qin Shang thought about it and poured cold water on it;

"Do you know Don Juan? You came here just to ask me for help, but you didn't even consider whether you two are suitable for each other?"

"What if the girl is actually a high-spending group? Do you think your meager income as a sheriff is enough?"

This is a roundabout way. He probably can't stand playing it straight with his best friend.

Qin Shang couldn't say that just because the other party came to you to inquire about me, it meant that he not only didn't care about you, but also didn't take you seriously, right?

In this way, Xu Mingyang will really collapse!

Who knew that Old Xu had such a strong willpower that he didn't even realize Qin Shang's good intentions.

"Don't worry about that. I've read through Don Juan's circle of friends. She's not like those socialites that are said to be online, posting pictures of luxury cars and watches, or taking yacht baths. She's just a good girl who can actually live a good life."

"She's beautiful, has a good personality, is humble and well-educated. Isn't this a perfect match?"

"Really, man, when we were messaging, I had already thought of the name for the kid."

"I'm mainly afraid that if you don't go tomorrow, the girls won't come either!"

Qin Shang;...

One phone call can make a person silent for several times, and it all depends on my brother Xu.

You are a real person who doesn't talk much, you just rely on licking...

Whenever Feiyangyang sees you, he has to call you brother!

Others may be able to live, but they may not be able to live with you!

Forget it. Good words cannot persuade a person who wants to die. Mercy will only kill him if it is not saved.

Qin Shang sighed;

"Okay, then just tell her I'm going, and then tomorrow when your party is over, I'll pretend to call you and say I'm not going, and you can just tell him that I was delayed by other things."

"By the way, find a way to accidentally reveal the fact that I'm married. You two have met each other reasonably anyway, so I don't have to show up. You can just comfort others directly."

After these words were spoken, there was silence on the other end of the phone for a long time, and then there was a burst of enthusiastic applause.

"Wonderful!"

"Hey! That's a good idea. Okay, okay, then I'll tell Don Juan this. If my buddy's lifelong event is settled, I'll invite you to the wedding banquet, and when the child is born, let him call you godfather."

After receiving the suggestion, Xu Mingyang was able to fast-forward in his mind to the scene of himself taking advantage of the situation and capturing Don Juan tomorrow.

He immediately hung up the phone in a hurry.

Looks like he's going to be a bootlicker!

When Qin Shang heard the busy tone coming from the other end, the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously.

He opened the calendar and started checking the time.

Let’s see when I can schedule a vacation so I can drink with some lovelorn guy!

Although he was not familiar with Don Juan, even Qin Shang didn't remember there was such a person among his classmates.

But it's true that this girl is probably not interested in Lao Xu!

At this moment, Qin Shang's cell phone dinged and received a text message.

"?"

"You should know the real experiences in the Death Train instance and the nicknames of the dead players, right?"

"Send it to me. I need to post a clarification post on Tieba. You don't want to be wanted all the time, do you?"

After seeing this text message, Qin Shang was stunned for about four or five seconds.

Only then did I realize that this was a message from Master Yin.

"How do you have my phone number?"

After this reply was sent, it was like a drop in the ocean, and there was no response for a long time.

Qin Shang is a born rebellious person.

Although he had roughly guessed that Young Master Yin had obtained his cell phone number from his cousin, the Red Dressed Leader, he still couldn't help but show his evil taste when he saw how aloof Young Master Yin was.

I forwarded a pornographic harassment text message that I received a few days ago.

"Brother, are you there? I'm Xiao Qian, who left me my contact information before. I'm 21 years old, still in school, working part-time with some college classmates to earn some living expenses. I live near you, and I can provide door-to-door service."

"We don't accept drunken and violent people. Chat privately to see our sisters' photos. You can stay overnight if you want. Photo link 1111; portal, photo link 2; portal..."

Sure enough, this hilarious message was sent out not long ago.

Master Yin replied.

"???"

Qin Shang smiled playfully, feeling very amused.

However, he did not continue teasing Master Yin, as he just wanted to see the reaction of this expressionless master.

The walkthrough for Death Train is not important to the official.

After all, the source of pollution has been cleared, and what he really needs is the true facts that can serve as evidence to convict the Eagle of Justice.

He quickly wrote down the entire experience of the "Death Train" copy.

It even includes who you met in the copy and how you got the clues in each round, all written clearly.

Young Master Yin quickly replied with two words 'received', but when Qin Shang had just taken two steps and was about to go find the red-robed leader and the gentleman.

The phone dinged again, signaling a text message.

"You'd better not do the kind of work you do as a part-time worker. Otherwise, if other people find out, it will damage the image of the Delinquents organization."

Attached picture; Title: Ten tips for self-diagnosis of men’s anus health.

Qin Shang;???

Bro, you really have no sense of humor!

Buddy, do your family members know that you are so serious?

I was just joking with you, why do you act like I was sending a group message out of professional habit and sent it to the wrong person?

Originally, I wanted to disgust Young Master Yin, but in the end, it seemed like I was the one who was disgusted.

Staring at the little yellow daisy in the picture, Qin Shang felt a chill.