Instance game: I signed a pact with the gods, and the gods accused me of cheating

"puff……"

When Shen Xiuxiu was improvising, Zheng Gongwei next to her couldn't help laughing.

Qin Shang is not the only player who can summon monsters.

After all, there are all kinds of weird things in "God's Road", and various props have different attributes.

Some props do have the ability to bring weirdness out of the copy, but Qin Shang's weirdness is really fun.

Can you stand the freestyle in Sichuan and Chongqing dialects?

"I can now prove it for the gentleman. You are lying if you and the Red Patriarch are not having an affair!"

Master Zheng glanced at Qin Shang with a smile.

Someone stared in surprise.

No, what did I do? If I call Shen Xiuxiu out, it will be linked to me and the leader.

"What?"

Zheng Gongwei pointed at Shen Xiuxiu with certainty;

"She likes red, and your weirdo just happens to wear red. You are just thinking of her by looking at her!"

"How about you two make an official announcement later? Tsk tsk, it would be quite interesting if you became Yin Shisan's cousin-in-law..."

As they talked, the topic gradually became outrageous.

The Free Princes all began to excitedly rank their generations;

"If you are Yin Shisan's cousin-in-law and I am your eldest brother, does that mean Yin Shisan is lower than me in terms of seniority?"

"Hurry, you must be captured by the Red Leader. It's your freedom if you can't capture her, but it's my freedom to let you capture her!"

???

Why are you going crazy too?

Qin Shang's mouth twitched.

Because Shen Xiuxiu was wearing a wedding dress when she was killed by the second concubine in the copy, so she has always been wearing a red wedding dress.

What the hell does this have to do with the Red Patriarch?

At this moment, Shen Xiuxiu next to him glanced at Zheng Gongwei with an unfriendly look, then carefully wiped the saliva off the trumpet with her sleeve, then put the trumpet to her mouth again and blew it.

After making sure that everyone could hear him, he put his hands on his hips and said viciously;

"Don't touch, don't think about, and don't miss the people in my nest."

"Whoever touches my man, I will kill him."

"If I'm pushed to the limit, I'll call 110 to take me away, call 120 to take her away, I'll be on the news, you'll be deregistered, I'll go to jail, and you'll go to hell!"

After saying this, Shen Xiuxiu thought she had performed well and looked at her old man 'Lin Zekai' with a proud expression.

Qin Shang was dumbfounded.

Qing Dynasty...was there a fucking phone number to call the police?

Emergency number?

"No, how do you know 110, 120..."

"It was the maid you called over who told me this!"

Shen Xiuxiu raised her chin proudly, revealing an expression that said, "I'm very smart, come and praise me."

"110 is for the constables, 120 is for the doctors!"

Qin Shang's mouth twitched.

Okay, okay, Zhang Xiaofang doesn't have much ability to clear the dungeon, but she is good at leading her Shen Xiuxiu astray!

The con man and Zheng Gongwei on the opposite side looked at Shen Xiuxiu with smiles on their faces.

"Look at me, I'm going to hit you with a club. I'm a hottie from Sichuan and Chongqing, don't mess with me. If you push me too hard, I'll do anything!"

“Can you make anything?”

Upon hearing this, Zheng Gongwei grinned and showed his white teeth;

"Then please make me some boneless chicken feet, and don't add sugar, as I have a strong taste."

Qin Shang's mouth twitched.

I always thought that Shen Xiuxiu's way of thinking was difficult for normal people to follow up on. This girl sometimes gets angry for no reason.

After all, there is no way around it. She lived a hundred years ago, and her cognitive level is fundamentally different from that of modern people.

She might say that it's okay for her husband to find another one, but in fact, if Lin Zekai really took a concubine, Shen Xiuxiu would definitely stage "The Legend of Zhen Huan" on the spot.

It is difficult for this thing called Three Views to transcend time and space...

So under normal circumstances, Qin Shang doesn't really respond to gags.

As a result, Zheng Gongwei was able to chat with Shen Xiuxiu.

Good, good, you are truly free...

The next moment, Shen Xiuxiu narrowed her eyes, and also read that Master Zheng had bad intentions, and pointed at Master Zheng with his right-angled shoulders;

"Square-headed guy, Ha-pa-pa, riding a pig to chase a motorcycle... Old man, look at him, he's making me angry!"

Halfway through her words, she ran to Qin Shang to complain in a coquettish voice.

Master Zheng came over and grinned.

He didn't mean any harm, he just thought the weirdness Qin Shang summoned was very funny;

"Sorry, sir, Big Cannon, the master eats wine and you eat urine!"

???

Lao Qian and Qin Shang looked at each other and were both stunned.

Master Zheng can actually speak Sichuan and Chongqing dialect?

Shen Xiuxiu was stunned for a moment, then pouted her face, obviously angry;

"You old lady have sharp feet. You can't run away when the car comes."

Zheng Gongwei chuckled;

"You, you little idiot, I'll strangle you to death with three hemp ropes!"

"You Hamel..."

In the end, Shen Xiuxiu was defeated and could only stare at Master Zheng with her almond-shaped eyes in anger.

Qin Shang affirmed Master Zheng's strength in his heart.

rapper+1.

"Next time, New Rap should really invite you two to form a group!"

Qin Shang clicked his tongue, looked at Shen Xiuxiu, and grabbed the woman, stopping her from continuing;

"You were born a hundred years too early. If you were born a hundred years later, you would be a rapper now..."

After saying that, he looked at Zheng Gongwei again;

"Mr. Zheng, you too, are really wasting your talent to be a "God Road" player."

"Xiu Xiu, interrupt me for a moment. Go to the dungeon and help me tell Zhang Xiaofang that we only need to kill the second concubine to clear the dungeon."

"Let her out first, then you two can start arguing..."

"got it!"

Shen Xiuxiu pouted her little face and turned into a stream of light and drilled into the blood pipa.

Several people were waiting in the corridor.

However, at this moment, Master Zheng looked at Qin Shang with a somewhat teasing expression, so Qin Shang simply pretended not to see it.

Well, it’s popular to eat sugar these days, right?

Don Juan is knocking me and Master Yin, and you are fucking knocking me and the Red Leader, right?

Can't we, the group of "Shenlu" players, be a little more normal?

Just then, there was a noise in the corridor and Mr. Ye, wearing a Zhongshan suit, walked out.

The storytelling of "Journey to the West" not far away also came to a temporary halt.

It seems that the quarrel between Mr. Ziyou and Shen Xiuxiu just now also alarmed the other tenants.

A well-dressed middle-aged man walked out of the room and stared at the con man with a frown.

When he saw Qin Shang and Zheng Gongwei, a look of surprise flashed across his face.

"Two more 'wanted players' have arrived at Laifu Hotel?"

Normally, those who can go to the sixth floor are basically wanted players, except for the boss himself.

So it is inevitable that men think this way.

The old man laughed dryly;

"Teacher Ye, let me introduce a little friend to you."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Xiaofang suddenly appeared at the same place.

That's right, the woman appeared out of nowhere and suddenly appeared in front of everyone without any warning.

Qin Shang was startled. After he reacted, he saw the captain of the North Shore District's Order Realm Unruly Team wearing a vest, and he subconsciously clicked his tongue.

"Now I'm a little confused. Should I call you 'Why do you have the same name again?' 'Ren Su Wu Hai' or Zhang Xiaofang..."

Zhang Xiaofen grinned with a kind smile;

"Whatever. Thank you for helping me this time. If you need me in the future, just let me know."

“Well, although it seems that I can no longer leave the gambling world casually, hahahaha, but…is this the famous gambling world?”

Zhang Xiaofang looked around, and then her big eyes fell on Qin Shang, with gratitude written all over her pretty face.

Although she was just a crude and brainless [Martial Artist], Qin Shang was willing to help her and even contacted the con man to find a place for the wanted players to stay.

There must have been a lot of effort behind it.

What a joke. How could a mere Level 1 Lawful Realm Trickster hold any respect among the players of [God's Path]?

The con man definitely didn't help him just for his sake.

Zhang Xiaofang was not stupid. She knew very well that she owed a big favor this time. However, if she had not met Shen Xiuxiu in the [Lin’s House No. 37] copy, and that weird NPC had not kept telling her love stories about husbands and husbands, Zhang Xiaofang would have even had the urge to marry Qin Shang after she came out.

But she was also quite puzzled.

Why do fraudster players like to fall in love with weird people so much these days?

The old con man is well-known in Yanjing, especially this gambling boss, who is also in love with Guiyi. Almost all players on the Shenlu Road know about it...

But at this moment, if Qin Shang knew what she was thinking, he would probably curse her.

Seeing Qin Shang waving his hand, he was about to introduce Lao Qian and others to her.

Zhang Xiaofang seemed to have remembered something and suddenly asked again;

"Oh, by the way, did the Chaoyang District Bad People give you any trouble? The one who followed you out of the dungeon was a clone of that dungeon. When I wanted to leave the dungeon, the transmission channel had already been closed."

"Looking at the dark environment, I thought to myself, why not hide in your lawful dungeon? Maybe I can give you some hints and tell you intermittently that I am no longer in the "Behind the Surveillance" dungeon."

Zhang Xiaofang asked this question with good intentions.

Because Qin Shang has always relied on Shen Xiuxiu to act as a messenger to communicate with Zhang Xiaofang.

So Zhang Xiaofang had no idea what happened after yesterday.

However, as soon as these words came out, the old man who had been calm not far away suddenly hunched his body, his expression flashed coldly, and a silver-white character card appeared in his hand.

broken……

At the same time, Qin Shang's heart skipped a beat.