Instance game: I signed a pact with the gods, and the gods accused me of cheating

“Buy, buy things!”

"We're running out of toothpaste at home."

Wanyan Xiaowen looked Xu Mingyang up and down before saying "Oh".

But he didn't completely let down his guard. Of course, Xu Mingyang on the other side felt a little better.

Although it was late, it arrived and my girlfriend also expressed her concern for me.

Although the tone was a little off.

The next moment, Wanyan Xiaowen's eyes rolled;

"How about I go with you?"

"Ah?! No way!"

When Xu Mingyang heard this, his tone changed and he waved his hands repeatedly.

Of course, what I want to buy is not just toothpaste and shampoo.

In fact, there are also women's underwear and disposable pajamas, as well as toothbrushes and so on.

After all, according to Xiaowen, she would live with him for some time.

What if you get pregnant accidentally without taking any protective measures?

So byt is also a necessity!

How could a virgin have such a thing in his home?

This is virgin thinking.

The girl nodded and wanted to watch a movie with you, but you fucking imagined even the name of your child.

If the girl becomes distant from you for some reason, you will feel as uncomfortable as if you just divorced her mother and the child is not yours.

How can there be so much drama in daily life?

If a woman really wants to have sex with you, you don’t need to prepare anything, because she will bring everything with her.

There is a classic way to identify a scumbag when he comes ashore.

If you spend the night with a girl and find that her underwear, the upper and lower parts, are a set, it means that you have been slept with.

If you notice that her upper and lower underwear are not a set.

That means you slept with her.

Because girls buy underwear as a set, but they don’t wear them as a set.

It’s just like when a boy buys sneakers and socks as a set, but when wearing them, he doesn’t necessarily have to wear the sweat-absorbent socks only when wearing the sneakers.

I always buy them in sets, but I don’t care so much when I wash and change them.

In most daily life, we just wear whatever we get. There is no such thing as careful selection or finding a whole set to wear together.

So if you find that a girl is wearing a complete set of underwear when you are doing it, it is likely that she has prepared it in advance. In other words, you have been slept with!

However, in Wanyan Xiaowen's eyes, Xu Mingyang's reaction was a sign of guilt.

She didn't care whether Xu Mingyang really wanted to buy daily necessities, and she dragged Xu Mingyang with her;

"Open the door first. I'm thirsty. If you really want to buy something, you can just order a takeaway."

Xu Mingyang's face stiffened again. He felt sorry for the money. It would cost dozens of dollars to run errands in the middle of the night.

And there may not be anyone to take the order at this point.

Especially when it comes to buying condoms, the errand boy will most likely have to communicate with him over the phone. What if Xiaowen hears it?

"And I can make do with sharing a toothbrush with you."

Although Wanyan Xiaowen did not dislike Xu Mingyang, people like her had long been indifferent.

What kind of man have you never seen?

For a little virgin, and a little virgin who is not even handsome, it is naturally impossible to say that I like her.

It’s just because I’ve experienced even more disgusting things during training, so I don’t mind sharing a toothbrush with Xu Mingyang.

Another key factor is that Wanyan Xiaowen didn't want Xu Mingyang to go out tonight.

"what?!"

But after hearing this, Xu Mingyang was stunned for a moment.

Happiness came so suddenly that it almost knocked him out...

What did Xiaowen say?

She, she said she wanted to share a toothbrush with me?

Wouldn't that be an indirect kiss?

No, it can’t be called indirect kissing, right?

This is simply an indirect French kiss!

"But, I still want to buy some..."

"By the way, Mingyang, can I use your phone? I'm staying at my boyfriend's house tonight, and my parents will probably be worried about me. My phone was broken in the car accident, and I want to report it to my parents. Can you lend me your phone first?"

Wanyan Xiaowen saw that Xu Mingyang insisted, but she did not confront him directly.

Instead, she put her hands behind her back, looked at Xu Mingyang's expression and talked to herself, like a shy little girl who checked into a hotel outside the school with her boyfriend for the first time and was afraid that the parents would check on her. She immediately took the initiative to report safety to her family, fearing that there would be any other trouble.

Moreover, the girl's behavior hit Xu Mingyang's sweet spot.

Should she inform her family that she is staying at her boyfriend's house tonight?

In other words, on the first day of our relationship, she was willing to let his family know about my existence?

What is this if not attention?

If this isn’t caring, then what is?

This is not a serious relationship with me. Which girl would joke about her own innocence?

Doesn’t reporting to my parents mean that they accept me from the bottom of their hearts and want to live with me?

"Gulu!"

Xu Mingyang swallowed hard, his heart filled with happiness and sweetness, and he immediately handed over the phone obediently.

Wanyan Xiaowen didn't act pretentiously. She directly dialed a number and motioned Xu Mingyang to open the door, pouting her little face and saying;

"There are mosquitoes outside. You wouldn't want your girlfriend to be on the phone with her parents in the hallway, would you?"

When these words came out, Xu Mingyang was still immersed in the great joy that his girlfriend was willing to admit her identity in front of her parents.

Without considering anything else, I just opened the door.

He rented a one-bedroom, one-living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. This type of house outside the third ring road of Yanjing costs at least 1,800 yuan a month. If it weren't for the housing subsidy from his unit, and the fact that this community happened to be designated as low-rent housing by the Chaoyang District Public Security Bureau, he would have been in trouble.

Civil servants can rent houses at super low prices, and Xu Mingyang can't even afford this house.

The apartment type is average. After all, it is an old neighborhood and there is not even an elevator.

In those days, people didn't care about north-south ventilation when building houses. The living room could only be bathed in sunlight during the day, but the bedroom was dark 24 hours a day.

If you don't turn on the lights, it will be completely dark.

Moreover, the house is a bit damp facing north, and the walls are cracked to a certain extent. Xu Mingyang lives alone, so he has to make do with this.

After Wanyan Xiaowen entered, she walked straight to the living room and sat on the sofa, pretending to be a shy girl, covering the microphone with one hand, holding the phone to her ear with the other hand, and then chattering in a fake manner.

"Mom, I'm a grown-up girl now. Isn't it normal to have a boyfriend?"

"Yes, it's the boy I like. His position is not as high as mine, and we are not from the same unit. Don't worry, it's not because of the workplace."

"Hey, I'm already in my twenties, why are you still worried?"

"If you're worried, I'll ask my boyfriend to come over and talk to you?"

As soon as Wanyan Xiaowen said this, Xu Mingyang's eyes widened and his cheeks turned red.

This...isn't this a bit too fast?

Is it too early to talk to my mother-in-law now?

It’s less than 24 hours since the two of them confirmed their relationship, and they already have to communicate and negotiate with the parents?

Xu Mingyang stood there nervously and awkwardly, even though this was clearly his home.

He was a little bit at a loss as to what to do.

Seeing this, Wanyan Xiaowen subtly suppressed her smile and poured more fuel on the fire;

"Mingyang, aren't you going to buy something? My mom said she wants you to come over and talk to her. Go quickly and come back soon. You might still be able to say hello to my mom in time."

Xu Mingyang quickly grabbed the wallet on the wardrobe next to him and rushed out of the room.

Seeing this, Wanyan Xiaowen's heart, which had been in her throat, slowly calmed down.

Until a soft 'dong' sound was heard from the door.

She then regained her composure and gave a sarcastic smile;

"That guy, didn't he go to buy condoms?"

"He showed the kind of embarrassed look of a little boy, eager and anxious, but also seemed to have something to hide. It seems that I was overthinking it. Otherwise, if he planned to contact Qin Shang, he couldn't at least leave his phone to me, right?"