Instance game: I signed a pact with the gods, and the gods accused me of cheating

Xu Mingyang's online name is Xu Kunlun. Wanyan Xiaowen opened the chat history between him and Goddess No. 1. She didn't know what kind of mood she was in, but she felt a little inexplicably uneasy and annoyed in her heart.

It's a bit like when a wife is helping her husband wash his pants, she suddenly finds out that her husband, who was supposed to work overtime at the company this afternoon, has a movie ticket for the afternoon in his pocket, and it's for the Couples' Room.

4.4th, 13;10.

"Tang Tang Tang Don Juan; remember to ask Qin Shang if he will come to the class reunion."

"Xu Kunlun, hello, old classmate. However, Qin Shang will not arrive in Yanjing until tomorrow morning. I will ask him after he arrives. Besides, the class reunion will be in three days, so there is no rush."

4.5th, 20;06

"Xu Kunlun; I think we have known each other for such a long time, I have always wanted to ask you how you feel about me?"

"Don don don don Juan;???"

"4.5, 20;08"

"Xu Kunlun; Actually, I feel a little...hehehehe towards you."

"4.5, 20;20"

"Xu Kunlun; why didn't you reply to my message? emoji//naughty"

"Don Juan; no, I was taking a shower just now."

This one got a reply in seconds!

"4.5, 20;20"

"Xu Kunlun; ?(????w????)?shy emoji//, you still care about me, I've been waiting for your reply for a long time, have you read my message just now? Actually, I... emm, I think we have known each other for so long, some things may be known to each other."

Then there was silence again.

"4.5, 20;25"

"Xu Kunlun; are you there?"

Afterwards, Xu Mingyang may have waited too long and seeing that the other party did not reply to him, he used the WeChat function to take a photo.

"I patted the peach blossom of 'Goddess No. 1' and told her not to open it anymore."

"I patted the peach blossom of 'Goddess No. 1' and told her not to open it anymore."

"4.5, 22;02"

"Don don don Juan;???"

"Xu Kunlun; No, give me an answer, goddess! (Flowers) (Flowers) (Flowers)"

"Don Don Don Juan; sorry I don't use WeChat very often, I was just playing King of Glory, do you have anything else to do?"

"Xu Kunlun; then we can chat on QQ!"

"4.5, 23;11"

"Don Juan; picture" (a QQ QR code)

"4.5, 23;30"

"Xu Kunlun, are you there? Please pass the QQ verification! I've been waiting for you for half an hour, old classmate."

"Xu Kunlun, why are you ignoring me? Are you confused by what I said?"

"Xu Kunlun; you don't have to be so embarrassed. What I mean is that I think we are particularly destined to be together. You see, you used to go to school in Jizhou, and I used to go to school in Jizhou as well. Coincidentally, we were old classmates. We didn't have much contact when we were in school, but after graduation, we all chose to apply for the police academy at the same time, and we were all assigned to Yanjing. It is said that people with the same frequency will meet sooner or later no matter how far apart they are. I really think we are quite destined to be together. It was not until the other day when the squad leader organized a class reunion in the group that I found out that you were also in Yanjing. Isn't this a coincidence? What a great fate. We are both in Yanjing and are old classmates. I think we can help each other a little bit."

"April 4, 5:23"

"Xu Kunlun, are you asleep? Okay, I'll go to sleep too. Good night. Do you need me to bring you food tomorrow morning?"

"Don Juan, don't need to."

Reply immediately! ?

"Xu Kunlun;??? You didn't sleep?"

"Don Juan; No, I was just clearing the memory on my phone and accidentally uninstalled WeChat."

I accidentally uninstalled WeChat while clearing the memory!

Xu Mingyang, this idiot, can't he see that the girl doesn't want to pay attention to him at all?

Wanyan Xiaowen was so angry that she was fuming.

Why is Xu Mingyang a bootlicker in front of that goddess, but when it comes to me, this guy suddenly turns into a Sigma man?

What went wrong?

Is it because I am not as pretty as the other person?

Or does Xu Mingyang think I am unworthy?

Or maybe it could be that men won't cherish things that they get easily?

"Xu Kunlun; wipe sweat//emoji, then why don't you let me know through your QQ? I can contact you on QQ if I have anything in the future. By the way, what game do you play? King of Glory or Against the Current?"

"Don Juan; the King"

"Xu Kunlun; QQ area or WeChat area?"

"Don Juan; WeChat"

"Xu Kunlun;???"

"Xu Kunlun: Then why don't you uninstall WeChat?"

Don Juan again did not reply.

时间显示从5号的23；50一直到6号的凌晨2点，徐明阳才再度给完颜小雯发了消息。

April 4, 6;02.

"Xu Kunlun, are you asleep?"

"Xu Kunlun, I can't sleep. It looks like I have a night shift tomorrow. If you can't sleep, you can call me and chat."

"Xu Kunlun, are you there? Did you get through QQ?"

"Xu Kunlun; if you have time, please send me a QQ call."

"Don don don Juan; OK!"

"Xu Kunlun;??? You haven't slept yet?"

"Don Juan; playing games"

Wanyan Xiaowen's facial features all looked like the word "囧".

The embarrassed toes almost dug through the floor, the girl's intention was so obvious!

"Xu Kunlun, um... I have something to ask you. What do you think of me? You can speak freely and confidently. I won't bear a grudge!"

"Xu Kunlun; are you still there?"

"Xu Kunlun, are you going to play King of Glory again?"

"Xu Kunlun; Okay, good night."

April 4, 6;02.

"Don Don Don Juan; good night"

At the same time, Xu Mingyang replied immediately.

"Xu Kunlun; what are you doing? Why are you not talking? Are you still there?"

"Xu Kunlun, have you taken a break?"

"Xu Kunlun; OK."

"Xu Kunlun; good night"

"Don Don Don Juan; good night"

"Xu Kunlun;???"

"Xu Kunlun; No, did you sleep or not?"

"Xu Kunlun; during the meeting yesterday, I felt like I hadn't seen you for so many years. I felt like you have changed a lot. If you are free after get off work tomorrow, we can have a cup of coffee together!"

April 4, 6;03.

"Xu Kunlun; Well, waiting for your news is too slow. I'm sleepy and I'm going to sleep first."

"Don Don Don Juan; good night"

Seeing this, Wanyan Xiaowen's expression became abstract.

Not only does this girl dislike Xu Mingyang, but her attitude can completely express that awkward yet polite feeling.

No, didn’t Xu Mingyang notice it himself?

Others don't want to chat with him at all!

If she were to use the most popular internet meme nowadays, Wanyan Xiaowen really wanted to say "Don Juan, you're a computer."

Of course, the premise is that she has to know that the goddess chatting with her "boyfriend" is Don Juan.

April 4, 6;03.

"Xu Kunlun, I still can't sleep. Are you playing games? Are you logging in? I'm pretty good at jungle."

The opponent responded immediately.

"Don Juan; come!"

"Xu Kunlun;..."

After this message, the two did not talk to each other for two hours.

Until five in the morning, Xu Mingyang began to send messages to Don Juan frantically, such as the opponent's jungle Monkey was too strong in the last game, and his top laner was an idiot, who was unwilling to help watch the blue buff at the beginning of the game, causing him to lose a blue.

Then, there was crazily praising and encouraging Don Juan, bragging about how well she played.

Anyway, it seems that he is very active in trying to please the other party and find common topics between the two of them.

But Don Juan seemed to have really gone to sleep and didn't say a word in reply.

The next news came in the early morning of the 6th.

"Xu Kunlun; Don Juan, your bun looks really cute today!"

"Xu Kunlun; what are you doing? I just got home."

"Xu Kunlun; is our class reunion tomorrow?"

"Don Juan; the day after tomorrow"

"Xu Kunlun, oh... I have to pick up Qin Shang tomorrow, so I can't play games with you."

"Xu Kunlun, but there is something that I am not comfortable with. I want to ask you how you feel about me. If you don't have a boyfriend, would you consider me?"

"Xu Kunlun; are you there?"

"Xu Kunlun, were you busy just now? I think we could spend some time together!"

"Xu Kunlun; I've actually liked you for a long time, otherwise I wouldn't be able to chat with you every day."

"Xu Kunlun; (Rose) (Rose) (Rose) Don Juan, I like you, can you be my girlfriend?"

00:00 sent the message, but half an hour passed and Don Juan still ignored him.

00;30 Perhaps Xu Mingyang himself also sensed the embarrassment and couldn't help himself at all.

"Xu Kunlun; I'm just kidding you."

"Xu Kunlun; I lost a game of dare with my friend, and he insisted that I confess my feelings to him."

Then, in an attempt to cover up his mistake, he posted a photo of himself drinking. In the photo, Xu Mingyang was wearing police academy uniform and had the iconic fuzzy mustache that boys wear when they enter puberty. He looked silly, completely different from his current dark and strong appearance.

No matter how you look at it, you can tell that this is a photo taken many years ago...

This was indeed the case. Xu Mingyang was walking home alone from work that day. He would stop the car every few hundred meters to see if Don Juan had replied to his message, and even deliberately turned the volume button to the maximum.

For my convenience, in case Don Juan sends me a message while I am driving, I won’t be able to reply immediately.

Whenever there were other group messages or app push notifications from other mobile phone software on the way, Xu Mingyang would pull the car over to the side of the road to see if Don Juan had replied to him.

There are no more than two police officers like Xu Mingyang who have just graduated and are assigned to the police station to do grassroots work. Xu Mingyang is lucky and does not have much trivial work to do on weekdays.

Occasionally, I have to patrol and work, so after the daily patrol on the night shift, I can drive the police car home and then drive it back to the unit on the next morning shift.

Old-style police cars basically have no practical functions and configurations, let alone seat ventilation and heating comparable to those on current domestic cars. They may not even have automatic wipers. When it rains, you have to hold the steering wheel firmly while freeing up your hands from time to time to press the wipers to clear the water droplets on the windshield that affect your vision.

Of course, not to mention the car-machine interconnection, you can check WeChat messages in time through the two large screens in the car.

00; 55.

Perhaps he felt that Don Juan had not replied to his message, and he was completely embarrassed, especially because he knew very well what he was doing just now. He was not drinking or playing truth or dare. He was just trying to cover up his mistake and divert attention.

But he probably realized that he looked too immature in the photo, and was completely different from what he is now.

If adults do not accept something, it means they are rejecting it, and silence is the best answer.

So Xu Mingyang sent a message immediately.

"Xu Kunlun, I'm speechless. I don't know who hacked my account to send you a message. Don't get me wrong, the photo is from many years ago."

Another three minutes passed.

"Xu Kunlun; it really wasn't me who sent it, please don't misunderstand."

"Xu Kunlun; By the way, do you want to play King of Glory? I'm almost home right now and I'm a little bored."

In fact, from Xu Mingyang’s chat records full of loopholes, one can read his inner embarrassment and fear at the time.

When he confessed his love to Don Juan earlier, he said that he had already arrived home.

As a result, seeing that others were too lazy to pay attention to him, he kept adding drama to himself.

Finally, you have to use an excuse that you think is self-consistent.

In Xu Mingyang's eyes, he was just saying that he was almost home and calling her to play games.

It can also refute his previous statement that he had already returned home, but then said that he was drinking with colleagues.

This can be regarded as indirect evidence of my claim that my account was stolen, right? !

Xu Mingyang probably thought so at that time...

01; 00.

"Don don don don Juan; get on the number!"

Almost a minute ago, Xu Mingyang sent her a message saying that he was almost home and feeling a little bored.

Wanyan Xiaowen felt her scalp tingling as she watched this. For the first time in her life, she felt embarrassed for someone else.

"Xu Kunlun, stop hanging me up. Some people say that being willing to play games with me is a sign of love."

"Xu Kunlun, why aren't you talking?"

"Xu Kunlun: I understand. Boys need to take the initiative."

"Xu Kunlun, will you die if you pay attention to me? Do you want to fight the king?"

01;01.

"Don Juan; come!"

"Xu Kunlun;???"

01 ； 40

"Xu Kunlun; No, can't you just take a look at the news above?"

"Xu Kunlun; playing games?"

"Don Juan; come!"

01;42.

"Xu Kunlun;..."

"Xu Kunlun; Don Juan, I love you!"

There was another moment of silence, as if nothing had happened. Perhaps the slow-witted Xu Mingyang finally realized something.

The atmosphere on this chat interface was so cool that Wanyan Xiaowen felt embarrassed for Xu Mingyang even through the screen.

So... an hour later.

02;44.

"Xu Kunlun; Hello, the owner of the account has sold it, please note to go to bed early"

02 ； 45

"Xu Kunlun, I'm sorry to have caused you trouble."

03 ； 00

"Xu Kunlun, a ghost possessed me today, so my grandma asked a fortune teller to send it away."

03 ； 08

"Xu Kunlun, why are you not talking? Can you please say a word?"

03 ； 11

"Xu Kunlun, please, please don't tell anyone else about my confession to you just now, okay? I beg you!"

03 ； 20

"Xu Kunlun; I'm sorry to bother you."

04 ； 22

"Xu Kunlun; hello, are you there? Is it convenient for me to call? I still have something I want to tell you in person, hehe."

05 ； 01

"Xu Kunlun, I've thought it through. I don't think we are a good match. You were right to reject me. I wish you happiness. I will never harass you again."

08 ； 30

"Xu Kunlun; Hehe, I just lied to you. I'm bothering you again. I'm going to be a stubborn person who refuses to change his ways. I heard that to pursue a girl, you need to be bold, careful, and thick-skinned."