Instance game: I signed a pact with the gods, and the gods accused me of cheating

"I bought two packs of Zhonghua cigarettes and gave them to you guys. Do you feel superior?"

Then, Qin Shang appeared in front of the convenience store counter, glanced at Shi Hao with his eyes slanted, then retracted his gaze and said lightly;

"The young lotus has just begun to show its tip, the more arrogant it is!"

"Isn't Sheriff Shi's monthly salary at least tens of thousands? Otherwise, how could he afford a luxury car like a BMW?"

"You can't even afford ten bucks with this income? And you need someone to give you a discount?"

After saying that, Qin Shang picked up the BMW car keys on the counter and sighed to himself that there were so many rich second-generations when he was a student.

I've only been in there for two years, Don Juan drives a Mercedes, and even that idiot Shi Hao drives a BMW.

He was willing to throw the car keys to the girl at the counter.

Here's a sentence: 'What this guy means is that he wants to use the BMW outside to offset the ten dollars.'

However, as soon as he picked up the key, he felt that the weight was not right.

Apart from new energy sources, whose mechanical key is so light?

Qin Shang glanced at the car keys in his hand.

Shi Hao's expression also changed a little;

"What are you doing with my car keys? Give them back to me..."

Qin Shang made a strange expression and uttered a "hmm".

"bwm?"

"Are you a BMW, buddy? Isn't the abbreviation for BMW a BMW?"

"Everyone makes fun of the abbreviation BMW for BMW, which stands for don't touch me. Your abbreviation bwm is an abbreviation for uncivilized people, right?"

After saying that, Qin Shang fiddled with the BMW car key.

pat...

A small flame slowly rose.

In an instant, the entire convenience store was quiet.

Even Qin Shang was slightly stunned.

Shi Hao's face turned almost ashen.

An atmosphere of awkwardness permeated among the crowd.

Failed to show off, but got fucked...

Qin Shang was also stunned. It would have been fine if you were showing off with a fake car key, but it turned out to be a lighter.

Isn't this fucking embarrassing?

There are a lot of customized car key shells on Taobao, which are better than this lighter!

I don’t know how Shi Hao had the courage to throw the fake car keys on the table!

He coughed dryly and said to the counter clerk;

"Um, please get me a calendar for the Year of the Dragon, thank you!"

After a brief moment of daze, the young lady immediately came to her senses, said "Oh", and hurried to get the calendar.

During this process, Shi Hao's toes pointed outwards and then inwards, but he didn't take a single step, and he seemed to be very conflicted.

It seems like he is struggling with whether he should leave right now or continue bargaining...

"Actually, I can lend you ten dollars. It's okay. I'll tell Don Juan that you owe me ten dollars. Remember to ask Shi Hao to buy her two cups of milk tea and that's it."

Qin Shang really knows how to disgust people.

Especially when you have some change on you.

Last night, Qin Shang bailed out the two young masters. Don’t tell me, really don’t tell me, the 20,000 cash he obtained was not used up.

However, when Shi Hao, who was standing next to him, heard this, his face turned green;

"No, Qin Shang, do we have a grudge against each other? You are looking for trouble, right?"

"So are you going to lend it or not?"

"If you don't lend it to me, I'll leave!"

Seeing the lady at the counter come back and hand over the calendar, Qin Shang quickly took out a hundred yuan and waited for the change, mumbling to himself;

"Forget it. I'll tell Don Juan that you bought more than ten dollars on credit at the convenience store."

"Qin Shang, you're fucking..."

Shi Hao broke through his defense on the spot and glared at Qin Shang fiercely.

But it is obvious that someone understands the principle of hitting the snake at its most vulnerable part.

Having grasped Shi Hao's weak spot, he could only speak nice words to Qin Shang in a frustrated manner.

"Can't you just give me the extra money for the sake of our former classmates?"

Qin Shang raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and then sneered and said;

"No problem. Fine. Since we were classmates, I'll give you the ten bucks."

After saying that, Qin Shang took the calendar and received the change.

Seeing this, Shi Hao raised his eyebrows in surprise.

In his opinion, Qin Shang is not a kind-hearted and easy-going person.

He was just about to curl his lips to say thank you, but Qin Shang picked up a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes.

Shi Hao bought two in total, and Qin Shang took one of them.

Seeing him take his cigarette, Shi Hao suddenly became anxious.

No...why are you smoking for me again?

"Oh, no, what are you doing with my cigarettes..."

"We are all old classmates. What's yours is mine? What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine. Didn't I just pay you more than ten yuan? If I hadn't advanced you more than ten yuan to save your face, would you still be bargaining here?"

"You are a sheriff working in the Public Security Bureau. Your dignity is not worth a cigarette? Didn't you say it yourself? This store is right next to your workplace. If this gets out, your colleagues will know about it. How will you survive in the future? For the sake of our old classmates, I saved your dignity. You have to give me a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes to smoke?"

Shi Hao was suddenly held back by Qin Shang's two sentences.

If he said that his face was not as valuable as a cigarette, wouldn't that mean he was the first to belittle himself...

He would say that his face is definitely more valuable than a pack of cigarettes.

Then according to the logic of the bandit Qin Shang, since he helped you save face, wouldn't it be reasonable for him to take a cigarette from you?

Damn it, Qin Shang was really stumped by just these two sentences.

Shi Hao was stunned for a while, and said with twitching mouth;

"Those ten dollars are just borrowed from you, okay? I'll pay you back someday."

"Okay, no problem. Then you can consider these cigarettes as a pledge to me. When you pay me back ten dollars, I'll return the cigarettes to you."

Qin Shang has plenty of ways to deal with people like Shi Hao.

No, to be precise, it’s not even just people like Shi Hao.

In the past, Xu Mingyang joked that Qin Shang’s brain was enough to punch the Nanshan Nursing Home and kick the Beihai Kindergarten. After being in and out seven times, he was still able to blackmail the two families so that they couldn’t say a word. He could make black turn white with his mouth.

If the facts are in his favor, he will present the facts to you; if the rules are in his favor, he will present the rules to you.

This kind of panacea, if it is not because of his identity or subjective reasons, then he is grateful or in awe of you.

There's really no one who can calm it down.

This bastard is too cunning.

Shi Hao had a cigarette snatched away by Qin Shang after just two encounters, and the key point was that he had no way to stop it.

"You can't take it all, ten dollars is only worth four cigarettes at most, and you gave me a whole carton..."

"Oh, according to what you said, you shouldn't have embarrassed the girl at the counter when you were short of ten dollars. You should have just told her that you were short of ten dollars and asked her to split this piece, take four of them, and give me the rest. Do you think she would agree?"

Qin Shang rolled his eyes and said this, then walked straight towards the Chaoyang District Security Bureau.

"Okay, I don't want to talk to you. I have a megalophobia."

"When you pay me back the ten dollars, I'll return the cigarette to you."

Shi Hao breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Qin Shang walk into the Chaoyang District Security Bureau.

At most, I can go back to the office and ask a few colleagues to collect some change.

No matter what, we can't let Qin Shang take away a whole carton of Zhonghua cigarettes!

However, there was still something he didn't understand about Qin Shang's words just now, so he asked subconsciously;

"What's megalophobia?"

"I'm afraid of big idiots!"

???

After he walked for a while, Shi Hao realized that he was being scolded again.

"Hold!"

This bastard came here on purpose to take away my Zhonghua cigarettes.

On the other side, Qin Shang had already gone upstairs, but he was still complaining to himself in his heart;

Why the hell do I run into this guy every time I go into the Chaoyang District Security Bureau?

What position does Shi Hao hold here?

Door god?

People have joys and sorrows, and cattle and horses embellish life.

He really didn't want to waste any more words talking to a big idiot like Shi Hao.

But considering that he just gave me a cigarette, I didn't scold him. My mental state today remained stable.

However, after going upstairs, he did not see Master Yin in the office. He knocked on the door several times but no one opened it. Qin Shang pushed it and found that Yin Shisan did not lock the door. He pushed it open a small gap and noticed that there was no trace of Master Yin. He simply found a place to hang the calendar and left his office.

I guessed that as Mr. Yin is the director of the Chaoyang District Security Bureau, he should be in a meeting at this time.

So I sent a message to Xu Mingyang.

"I'm in your unit, where are you?"

When Xu Mingyang saw the news, his heart almost skipped a beat.