Instance game: I signed a pact with the gods, and the gods accused me of cheating

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When leaving the Security Bureau, it was already past 3 p.m., and Qin Shang was originally thinking about whether he should call Xu Mingyang.

After all, I might have to cooperate with Master Yin at night, so I might get back very late.

As a result, he received a call from Xu Mingyang as soon as he went downstairs.

"Lao Qin, I'm in the hospital getting an IV drip right now. It's okay. You don't have to take care of me. I just got drunk and suddenly I understood the meaning of life. Now I've completely let it go. Just go about your business."

Hearing this, Qin Shang was dumbfounded. He raised his hand and touched his neat short hair. He couldn't understand how Xu Mingyang did it.

When I woke up at one o'clock and went out, I was still watching "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes" in the living room of the room in Longcheng Mingyuan. In the blink of an eye, only two hours had passed and he was already drunk enough to end up in the hospital?

What the hell is getting drunk?

Who drank with you?

"Did you sneak some wine out of the fridge?"

The next moment, Qin Shang thought of something and asked immediately.

Xu Mingyang gave a bitter smile;

"Yeah, I didn't feel anything when you were sleeping in the bedroom, but then you said you were going to work in the afternoon, and I suddenly felt that life was not worth it. I even took a day off today just for Wanyan Xiaowen, and lost the perfect attendance award. No matter how I think about it, it's not worth it. I'm such an idiot in relationships!"

The corners of Qin Shang's mouth twitched, and a complicated expression flashed across his face.

No, please remove these four words from love!

You're just a big idiot.

"And then you drank too much and ended up in the hospital?"

"No, I drank two bottles of vodka from the refrigerator. I felt something was wrong, and my heart was beating really fast. I was afraid I would suddenly die, so I called 120 in advance. The doctor said it was just a little alcohol poisoning, and there was no need to wash my stomach. He just put me on an IV drip and I should be fine by evening."

Qin Shang's mouth twitched again. If he was not in front of Xu Mingyang, he really wanted to give this fat black man a thumbs up and secretly sigh that you are such a talented person.

Calling 120 just after drinking a little bit of alcohol, is this behavior any different from wanting to jump off a building but being afraid of death, so you shout 119 and lay an air cushion below in advance?

"So that's why you called me to report this?"

"No, it's not important..."

Xu Mingyang paused, and his tone suddenly became somewhat expectant. Qin Shang could actually hear some shyness and timidity in his voice. He asked Qin Shang with a grunt;

"Well, Lao Qin, do you know how to strike up a conversation with girls so that I can appear to be very important in this hospital? When I was getting an IV drip, I met a very pretty girl."

"I wanted to strike up a conversation with her, but I felt that the techniques I had seen in movies were too old-fashioned and too clichéd, and a little vulgar. If I just came up and talked to a stranger like this, she would think I was a pervert!"

“It’s packaged!”

Qin Shang sneered. What kind of nice person would flirt with someone when they are sick and weak and receiving an IV drip?

When a normal person is sick, his mood will be very low, and you don’t know how bad his mood will be.

You idiot, you go there and chat with that girl like that. I would think you are crazy.

Hearing this, Xu Mingyang suddenly became nervous and immediately asked.

"Then what should I say to appear manly and attract the young lady's attention?"

I can see that you are really hungry, buddy!

Picking up girls in the hospital, is this something a carbon-based creature could think of?

"Go find the nurse, point at that little girl and yell, if she gives me two more bottles, it's my fault!"

"People must think you are very domineering and manly, and you have a very high status in this hospital!"

"Don't ask me such stupid questions in the future."

After saying that, Qin Shang hung up the phone speechlessly.

Before, I thought Lao Xu was a reserved person, and Qin Shang was worried that he would get hurt in his relationship.

However, he never expected that this kid had a genetic mutation!

It is true that people are bootlickers, but it is also true that they say they don’t love someone anymore.

After breaking up with a scumbag, you will probably feel uncomfortable for a while.

You are an exception. You actually recovered in just one fucking afternoon?

Less than a day has passed and you're already looking for another job.

As expected, men are very loyal and always like fresh girls.

Wanyan Xiaowen is probably completely a thing of the past in Xu Mingyang's eyes.

As for how Lao Xu comforted and enlightened himself to get over it, that was not within Qin Shang's consideration. Often the person who is hurt in a relationship always likes to use various self-abuse and self-mutilation methods to retaliate against the other half.

It seems that if you don't take care of your body, the other person will feel guilty and distressed.

Qin Shang had seen too many cases, so he softened his heart and agreed to let Xu Mingyang go back with him this morning.

This is because Zheng Gongwei is not here, and during this period, Zheng Gongwei and the gentleman changed their residence.

In the past two weeks, Qin Shang’s roommate has not been a gentleman but Mr. Zheng.

So there just happened to be a vacant room, otherwise it would not be an easy task for Qin Shang to arrange a place for Xu Mingyang to live in Yanjing where he was unfamiliar with the place.

After all, even if you want to rent a house of a certain price, you have to view the house and pay a deposit in advance. How can Qin Shang have the time for that?

But Qin Shang never expected that Xu Mingyang was indeed an outlier.

Of course, as an aside, people who are hurt in a relationship after giving their all will have the illusion of being abandoned by the whole world, and will often try to seek comfort from friendship and family to heal their inner wounds.

There is nothing wrong with this, it's the law of conservation of energy.

If there is a lack of emotion in one aspect, it must be made up in other aspects.

Maybe when he left the room and was on his way to the Public Security Bureau, Xu Mingyang's mother, Aunt Lu, called him, or maybe he saw some touching chicken soup, and he suddenly woke up and regained the feeling that life is worth living.

But most of the heartbreaks have to be overcome by reconciling with oneself in the end!

Trying to find friends and getting drunk alone will only result in adding to the negative publicity and making friends laugh at you.

In fact, only you know whether you still feel pain in your heart.

Qin Shang was actually very pleased that Xu Mingyang was able to adjust his mentality.

But... this has nothing to do with this guy trying to pick up girls in the hospital.

This operation is really outrageous. I have seen wine-selling and medicine-selling people.

But who the hell is a matchmaker in a hospital looking for a date?

You're still showing off your masculinity. I'm glad I don't think you're mentally ill...

As for why Qin Shang was so sure, Xu Mingyang had probably already gone through the process of self-adjustment...

It was because he opened Xu Mingyang’s WeChat Moments.

The signature at the top of this guy's Moments has been changed to a very childish sentence, 'Your various annotations and interpretations of me do not constitute one ten-thousandth of me'. The top post of Moments was even changed by Xu Mingyang to 'Once you miss some people, you really have to thank God for it'.

Qin Shang's eyelids were twitching so wildly that his toes were about to dig through the concrete floor.

But there is no way around it. When people are emotional, they tend to resonate easily with short and childish sentences.

If you don’t believe it, open your QQ and look through the posts you made when you were a child in middle school!