Instance game: I signed a pact with the gods, and the gods accused me of cheating

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On the other side, in the breakfast shop with a sign called Hi Dog Bistro, Qin Shang leaned over to watch Fang Changpei doing his homework.

It seems that all primary school students have a habit of biting the tip of their pens.

Even Fang Changpei, who was just in the first grade, was no exception.

The little girl held the tip of the pen in her mouth and tilted her head to look at Qin Shang. Seeing that this uncle seemed to be hesitant to speak several times, the little girl suddenly smiled slyly.

"Uncle, do you want to help me check my homework?"

Hearing this, Qin Shang narrowed his eyes, picked up the bun with chopsticks, and glanced at the thick stack of homework she left on the table.

"Well!"

"Then if they find out what you wrote wrong, they can help you correct it, and you can avoid being scolded by the teacher, right?"

"And if there's a blank space, and I ask you why you didn't write it, you can just say, 'No,' and that way you can trick me into telling you the answer and helping you do your homework, right?"

The next moment, Qin Shang didn't know why, but he was facing Fang Changpei, who was only half a person's height and should be a young and ignorant man.

But subconsciously, when he imagined that this girl was Fang Mo's daughter, he unconsciously put up a defense line in his heart.

The words have a strong conspiracy theory flavor.

After saying this, Qin Shang felt a little surprised and wanted to slap himself twice.

Damn it, was I hypnotized? How could I have imagined that a little girl who was only five or six years old could be so cunning?

She is still a child. Where in the world can there be such a naughty child!

I'm damned if I step on a horse!

However, as soon as these words came out, Fang Changpei's little face was filled with shock.

"How did you know?"

Qin Shang;...

You are right, like father, like daughter!

The next moment, Fang Changpei thought for a moment.

"Uncle, can I bribe you?"

"Bribe me for what?"

"How about I bribe you to do my homework for me, and then I'll tell you a secret about my dad? Isn't this a good deal?"

"Why would I need your father's secret?"

Hearing this, Qin Shang's mouth twitched.

Sure enough, the child couldn't come up with any tempting chips.

But this little girl, it seems like she never fails to make trouble for her father in her daily life!

I guess she uses this procedure every time she wants someone to help her with her homework, right?

But is Fang Mo’s secret really that valuable?

Or is it that the friends that Fang Mo interacts with are all good people who pamper this little girl?

"Uncle, don't underestimate my father's secrets. You can use many of them to blackmail him!"

Qin Shang;???

…Shit! Is there something fishy going on?

She is worthy of being my daughter!

It can even be used to blackmail Fang Mo?

It seems that your little butt has never experienced the touch of fatherly love, and you dare to sell your father's little secrets.

But this has nothing to do with me. If something goes wrong, I won’t be the one to be beaten…

Qin Shang gave a wicked smile. He had never been a person who liked to watch melons.

But these were gossips thrown out by the girl herself, and judging from the girl's attitude, she was even planning to teach him step by step how to blackmail his father, so he had to listen carefully.

After all, it might come in handy in the future.

The next moment, Qin Shang immediately showed his white teeth.

"Baby, tell me in detail! Uncle is all ears!"

"What kind of blackmail?"

Fang Changpei chuckled;

"Help me check my homework first, uncle!"

Hearing this, Qin Shang glanced at the little girl and thought to himself that she is really a little fox, very cunning.

However, the other party is a child, so Qin Shang is not worried that Fang Changpei will default on his debt. Even if he does, he will not suffer any loss.

It was nothing more than doing some elementary school homework, so I simply picked up a few of Fang Changpei's exercise books.

After just a quick glance, Qin Shangren was stunned again.

hiss!

After looking at the Chinese homework, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Suddenly I realized that there was something weird about this little brat, so I put him down and looked at his math homework.

As a result, the corners of his mouth twitched again...

After a moment of silence, Qin Shang asked with a dry cough;

"Chang Pei, were you not paying attention in class?"

"what's wrong?"

Hearing this, Fang Changpei pouted.

Seeing this, Qin Shang took out the homework assigned by the Chinese teacher.

"Come, look at this question..."

"Please connect the following words into a sentence!"

"Look at what you wrote yourself."

The words and characters given in the question are "baishao", "you, are, so, awesome", and "ah"!

What's so difficult about connecting these?

Mom, you are really awesome!

As a result, Fang Changpei wrote one.

"Damn, you're awesome!"

"No, Chang Pei, why do your words have a strong flavor of the Black Society?"

Qin Shang's facial features were distorted, and the corners of his mouth twitched;

"And this, the words given to you in the question are Xiaohong, friend, I, of, and is. If you put them together, doesn't it mean Xiaohong is my friend?"

"Why did you say, my friend, Xiaohong is mine!"

The Chinese homework was simply unbearable.

No, it's just too much to bear.

Because from an adult's perspective, although the girl's answer was ridiculous, it was just the right amount of abstract. Qin Shang actually felt that her ability to connect words into sentences was not a big problem, it just didn't fit the answer the teacher wanted.

"Uncle, is there something wrong with what I wrote?"

"..."

Qin Shang was speechless for a moment.

He flipped through the pages again and found some common sense questions that made Qin Shang's scalp tingle.

"Question: Confucius is the greatest figure in our country."

"Answer: Old man."

"Question: What can't I eat for breakfast?"

"Answer: Lunch and dinner"

"Question: What is smaller than a bacterium?"

"Answer: Small bacteria"

Question: Your mother is working the night shift today. You came home early and saw your father hugging another aunt and entering the house. What would you say to your father? (4 points)

This question is obviously asked because the divorce rate in China has soared in recent years and is designed to meet current needs.

But children from normal families will also persuade their father, or enlighten their father, or tell their mother.

I want my dad to stop in his tracks.

As a result, Fang Changpei's answer made Qin Shang doubt for a time that this was not Fang Mo's child, but his and Jiang Qiqi's child!

Because Fang Changpei wrote, answer: Give me two hundred and I won’t tell my mother.

"Why don't you tell mom what the hell is this?"

The math problems made it impossible for Qin Shang, who could have passed the college entrance examination and entered a prestigious university, to solve them.

"Question: Mom bought Lele a new pencil case for 6 yuan and 5 cents. How did she pay? Please write down two payment methods."

Qin Shang: Shouldn't you give a five-yuan note, a one-yuan note, a fifty-cent note, or give the other person ten yuan and ask them to give you three yuan and fifty cents in change?

Fang Changpei wrote...

"Answer: WeChat payment, Alipay payment"

WeChat payment? Alipay payment?

God, mobile payment...

"Question: Xiao Ming has 87 rock candies, 93 marshmallows, and 59 lollipops in his pocket. Today, Xiao Ming ate 28 rock candies, 39 marshmallows, and 23 lollipops. What does Xiao Ming have left?"

"Answer: Diabetes!"

Child, I really can't save you!

Qin Shang looked at Fang Changpei, who was grinning with a mouthful of white teeth, and had the same brilliant smile as his father's. He had a dull expression, and he looked as if he had suffered 10,000 points of critical hits and mental damage.

I wanted to refute, but then I realized that some of Fang Changpei's answers seemed, probably, to not have much problem.

It’s just that the answer from the perspective of exam-oriented education is a bit inappropriate.

But Qin Shang is not an education expert, so he doesn't know how to guide her to change her mindset...

He could only sigh and grab the pencil from Fang Changpei's pencil case;

"Kid, you are invincible... Don't ask me why. I will just help you with your homework. Don't ask me why you have to answer these questions the way I wrote them, because I don't know either!"