Instance game: I signed a pact with the gods, and the gods accused me of cheating

What kind of lewd words are these! ?

Fuck you immortal.

Qin Shang glared and stared viciously at the father and son not far away.

The little brat's urine soaked himself, as if he had just taken it out of his mother's refrigerator, and it soaked his trouser legs.

It's actually still icy cold.

He was about to lose his temper with a sullen face.

The child's innocent voice sounded again.

"What about this uncle?"

"It's okay. I'm a grown-up, so I won't bother with a kid like you!"

"That's good!"

Qin Shang's eyelids twitched wildly when he heard the conversation between the father and son.

That's good!?

The little bastard peed on his own leg, and your dad tried to coax you and you just did that?

Then what am I?

What does the urine on my pants matter?

You're fine, but I'm not!

The next moment, the father who had taken his child to the men's restroom to pee glanced at him, first looking up and down at Qin Shang's young face, and then, as if he was sure that people of their age would not lose their temper easily due to face, at most they would just say "It's okay, it's okay" and let it go, and immediately smiled;

"Handsome guy, you won't argue with the child, right..."

Fuck you!

With a cold expression, he reached into his pocket and held the character card.

"Oh my god, it's a ghost!"

The next moment, a legless figure in a red dress appeared directly in front of the father and son, floating in the air accompanied by large amounts of black mist. The woman had a fair face and beautiful features, but the sight of her floating in the air without legs was horrifying enough. The father and son were immediately frightened and stared at each other.

"I died such a tragic death, and it was so unjust!"

As she spoke, two lines of blood and tears flowed down the woman's pretty face.

Among this father and son pair, the father's mental quality is even worse, and he was so scared that he fainted.

His eyes rolled back immediately, and he fell straight down on the smooth floor of the toilet due to excessive fright.

As for the child, just as he was about to run away, Qin Shang looked down at him and grabbed his head.

Abba——

Immediately, a transparent baby only the size of an adult's forearm fell from the sky.

[Bewitched] In an instant, the little brat suddenly stood up straight.

Although I was terrified just now, I don't know why, but I developed an incomparable trust in this big brother whom I met for the first time. Then I heard the big brother said calmly with a dark face;

"Take your pants off!"

The little kid was stunned, and did as he was told involuntarily.

……

"Brother, brother, I was wrong. I will never dare to pee or poop randomly again..."

"Please let me go!"

A few minutes later, the sound of a child's crying filled the men's room.

The gloomy-looking young man raised his hand and rubbed his angular chin.

"Then how about this, if you answer me three questions, I'll let you go!"

"Brother, you said, I am a smart kid. I always get 100 marks in school..."

Qin Shang ignored the brat's boasting.

"Let me ask you, what is that thing that has five legs but can't move?"

"Yes, it's a polygonal tea table!"

"Wrong, it's your dad, I just scared him to death!"

Snapped--

After saying this, Qin Shang had no expression on his face, like an emotionless machine, and slapped the child on the butt.

"Let me ask you again, when you are being beaten by a group of people, how can you stay standing?"

"woo woo woo woo……"

The little brat covered his butt and cried loudly, but I still had to answer his questions.

"Fight, defeat them!"

"Wrong! You should ask them to tie you to a tree and beat you, so that you can stand!"

Snapped--

After Qin Shang finished speaking, he slapped the little brat on the butt again, and his evil face was full of cynicism.

"Let me ask you another question. When people are sick, they need to take medicine, so why can't mice take rat poison when they are sick?"

"Brother, are you crazy? Rat poison is poisonous. If you eat it, you will go to heaven. You call this curing a disease? It's a mental problem!"

Qin Shang nodded without changing his expression.

"Very good, your answer is correct, but because you scolded me..."

"What?"

"Don't get into the bad habit of swearing at such a young age, or you won't be able to change it. Look, your brother doesn't swear, so don't move, you little idiot, or I'll slap your little brother away!"

Snapped--

The screams of Ahh ...

……

Ten minutes later, Qin Shang had just walked out of the bathroom when he heard an electronic reminder that his [Reputation Value] had been deducted by 10 points. He slapped the back of his head helplessly, thinking that he was too impulsive.

Sure enough, it is quite difficult to control negative emotions.

The price I paid for using the "Middleman's Abacus Beads" to activate [Profligate Merchant] just now has come to light...

Otherwise, under normal circumstances, although Qin Shang would also be very angry at this extreme father and son who were trying to morally blackmail him without his consent, he would most likely find other children and give them fifty yuan each to buy their hearts.

Then he asked them to help him teach a lesson to that ignorant little bastard who dared to urinate on his big feet and calves.

Oh, I was too impulsive...

How can you return the favor and end up hurting someone else's child before you leave?

I'm really not a mature and steady adult, but there's nothing I can do about it, he's unhappy with being a mature and steady adult!

In today's situation, if it were a shy and young college student who was easy to talk to, I'm afraid he would just wave his hand and leave, thinking he was unlucky...

Qin Shang walked out of the bathroom while thinking wildly in his mind. He had already recognized what this bathroom was.

The bathroom in the Jiangcheng Xiang'an District Museum.

But he did not meet Master Zheng on the way out. It seemed that after Zheng Gongwei returned to reality, he and himself were not teleported to the same place...

It looks like this!

Qin Shang had already suppressed the little episode of dealing with the father and son just now, and the troublesome matter in front of him reappeared in his mind. 'Urine is the teardrop of the bladder' would definitely not agree to an honest transaction of the cause and effect key.

Because the chain of cause and effect works for her as well.

Whether Chen Boxu will force the girl to hand over this thing is another matter. If the Chain of Causation is just a prop without any extra parts, then Chen Boxu will most likely be happy to fan the flames behind the scenes and find a way to get this prop from the hands of 'Urine is the Tear of the Bladder' to his own hands.

Even if he is at his wit's end, he will take the last step and break off relations with the Zheng family.

After all, with the support of Lord Chen, the world recognizes him as Young Master Chen.

Now that Chen Ge Lao is dead, he is just Chen Gou. Anyone with a little background or capital can pin him, Chen Boxu, to the ground and beat him.

After all, Chen Ge Lao was still an ordinary person before the opening of the second district, and the Chen family was not a famous family with a deep foundation of decades or even hundreds of years. Without Chen Ge Lao, the Far Ocean Organization would be nothing...

If a small overseas fraud organization does not have the collusion of official bigwigs, it will be wiped out without leaving any trace if it offends any chaebol family.

The reason why "Yuanhang" can still survive to this day is because of the power and status of Lord Chen in the cabinet.

At that level, if one investigates carefully, one can find out the intricate relationship between this cabinet's five elders and the Far Eastern Navigation Organization.

Those who are unhappy with Chen Boxu but have never taken action against him are not afraid of Chen Boxu, but of Chen Ge Lao behind him.

So Chen Boxu will definitely work in cahoots with Qin Shang and try to make him restore the changed cause and effect!

But this is a situation where one has run out of tricks.

In other words, Chen Boxu could only do this on the premise of breaking off relations with the Zheng family.

Doing so is also somewhat dangerous for Chen Boxu...

If it wasn't absolutely necessary, Chen Boxu would definitely not provoke such a behemoth as the Jincheng Three Tycoons.

So this is a fill-in-the-blank question with one and only one answer.

There can be many wrong answers, but as long as Chen Boxu still has his brain, there is only one correct answer!

Find a way to let Qin Shang obtain the chain of cause and effect and change the cause and effect of Chen Ge Lao's death...

But now comes the tricky part, this item consists of two parts.

Then Chen Boxu doesn’t have to worry about it.

He would never go along with Qin Shang and do him a favor, because the two of them were originally in a life-and-death relationship. The reason he and Qin Shang were on the same side on this matter was not because they wanted to thaw their relationship, but because they were both anxious to achieve the same goal.

But now, the anxious person has become Qin Shang...

Because Chen Boxu also knew how much effort Qin Shang would put in to resolve that cause and effect.

But from Chen Boxu's perspective at this moment, this becomes a multiple-choice question.

Choose to take a risk and force "Urine is the tear of the bladder" to hand over the causal key to help Qin Shang achieve his goal, or choose to do nothing and wait for Qin Shang to come and fall into the trap, trying to do his best to snatch the causal key...

Well, look, after it becomes a multiple-choice question, no matter what Chen Boxu chooses, Qin Shang has only one choice. As long as he still wants to save Yin Shisan and as long as he doesn't want to become an NPC in the copy, then he has only one way.

That is to take away the key of cause and effect from the hands of 'urine is the teardrop of the bladder'.

So now, Qin Shang was in a passive position because he had become a fill-in-the-blank question with only one correct answer.

As long as Chen Boxu is not an idiot, he will not choose to offend the Zheng family if he can avoid offending the Zheng family.

So Chen Boxu would naturally choose the latter and wait!

Choose to wait for Qin Shang to come to you... and then hand the chain of cause and effect to him obediently.

"Ugh!"

"Fuck this stupid confrontational dungeon."

"This bastard is here and he's trying to trick me..."

Let's try to find a way to get along with Zheng Gongwei first. He actually has many ways to find out that 'urine is the tears of the bladder', because at the moment, part of this girl's prop is still in his hand, that is the [Whisper] prop lollipop.

Qin Shang can launch a [hunt] through the paper man, or [track] using the embroidered shoes, but he has not acted rashly for the time being.

It's easy to find the girl, but it's not easy to take the key of cause and effect from her...

...I might as well just find a high-level hypnotist professional prop from the Wanbao House and use it to hypnotize the girl.

But he quickly rejected this idea.

No, I can't open her inventory even after hypnosis unless I can mind control her.

However, the 'Ghost Infant Spirit' is only a Lawful Realm item, and the control effect of [Bewitch] on level 3 Lawful Realm players is not strong enough to that extent.

Countless chaotic thoughts flashed through Qin Shang's mind. He was about to go out and take a look at the current status of "The Nun Picture" in Exhibition Hall 3. He didn't know whether this time he had passed the test perfectly and cleared the pollution source. As a result, the mobile phone he just took out from the inventory rang.