The Eighth Wise King became addicted to eavesdropping on the silly princess' thoughts

Chapter 4: Can a toilet with a gold rim help you poop without smelling bad?

Prince of Qin Zhao Defang turned around and went back to the banquet hall, his face still smiling, warm and gentle.

The guests in the hall are all officials of the fifth rank or above in the court, who are qualified to sit here.

The news that His Royal Highness the Prince of Qin was killed by an assassin on his way to his wedding had already reached the ears of the guests.

These court officials who were stirring up trouble in the game of intrigue every day had to admire His Royal Highness the Prince of Qin for his broad mind and deep scheming.

The emperor only drank a glass of wedding wine, said a few words of blessing, and then returned to the palace with Empress Mingde.

As soon as the emperor left, the atmosphere in the hall immediately became much more relaxed.

The ministers, who had been afraid to act rashly, began to toast and chat happily.

The fourth prince, Zhao Yuanfen, was thin and pale, with a gloating smile in his narrow eyes.

He whispered to the second prince beside him: "Second brother, has the King of Qin been kicked in the head by a donkey?

"My father and mother picked out a dozen powerful and talented women, but he didn't want them. Instead, he chose the silly daughter of Luo Xueshi and asked for an imperial decree to grant him marriage. From now on, there will be a lot more fun in the Qin Palace!"

The second prince Zhao Yuanxi, who had a handsome appearance but gloomy eyes, did not have a single smile on his face after watching the lively scene.

His voice was low and cold, "He doesn't dare to marry those powerful and talented women! He is afraid of forming a clique for personal gain, and a tall tree attracts the wind. The current King of Qin has just wisely chosen to hide his edge and protect himself!"

The Fourth Prince was stunned when he heard this!

Then he smiled knowingly, "Second brother is right. In the short three months since Zhao Defang returned to Beijing, he has been assassinated three times by martial arts masters. Just now, he was killed by an assassin on the way to the wedding. I'm sure he must be terrified every night and worried all day long."

When mentioning the several assassination attempts on the King of Qin, the second prince Zhao Yuanxi's eyes became even colder.

In his heart, he cursed those masters who boasted so much. They received such high rewards, but they were defeated several times and fell into the hands of Qin Wang Zhao Defang. What underworld leaders, what the first killer organization in the underworld, they are all a bunch of rubbish!

The gentle and handsome eldest prince Zhao Yuanzuo is raising his glass to congratulate his brother, the Prince of Qin.

"Brother, I wish you and your wife a happy marriage today, and may you live happily together."

My father was kind and generous, and treated the children of the previous emperor as his own. After ascending the throne, he issued a special decree that the children left by Emperor Taizu should be treated as princes and princesses. Therefore, Zhao Yuanzu called his brother the Prince of Qin "his royal brother".

After the third prince Zhao Yuankan was conferred the title of King Xiang, he changed his name to Zhao Heng. At this time, he also raised his glass with a smile on his face to congratulate the King of Qin.

Qin Wang Zhao Defang had a beaming face, like a groom who was happy in his life. After expressing his gratitude, he raised his glass and drank it all with the two princes.

Several other princes also stepped forward to raise their glasses to congratulate him. The guests also took the opportunity to stand up and step forward to raise their glasses to congratulate His Royal Highness the Prince of Qin on his wedding.

Qin Wang Zhao Defang accepted all the drinks and drank one cup after another. Qin Wang, who always had a good alcohol tolerance, gradually blushed on his handsome face.

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Luo Li finally sat on the big bed in the bridal chamber, and several maids came forward and knelt down to greet her.

: "The servant girl welcomes the spring,"

"My servant Banxia,"

"My servant is late autumn,"

"My servant Yingxue,"

: "Greetings, Princess!..."

Yingchun, the leading maid, said respectfully, "The four servants were specially assigned by Butler Zhao to serve the princess. If the princess has anything to say, just tell us."

Luo Li pulled off the red veil and quickly took off the phoenix crown, "I am so tired! This broken phoenix crown is too heavy, it is about to break my neck!"

Yingchun looked up in shock and quickly spoke out to stop him.

"Princess, you can't do that! The veil has to be picked by the prince himself with the scales! The phoenix coronet and bridal robe can only be taken off after the prince and princess have had their wedding wine and hair-tying ceremony."

"Waiting for the King of Qin? If the King of Qin came again in the middle of the night, my neck would have been broken by fatigue. Are the roast chicken banquet and the fine wine ready for me?"

Seeing that the princess' veil had been torn off and the phoenix crown had been taken off by the maid she brought with her, Yingchun did not dare to stop her and answered respectfully.

"Everything is ready. I will order the banquet to be served."

A table of exquisite dishes was quickly placed on the table outside Qiangong Babu's bed.

Luo Li stood up and walked towards the table. When she got to the table full of delicious food, she suddenly covered her stomach and said "Ouch!" "I've been holding it in for a long time. Where is the toilet? I need to go to the toilet."

Ruhua quickly ordered: "Yingchun, lead the way quickly, the young lady needs to go to the toilet."

"It's in the inner room." Yingchun respectfully led the princess to the screen with the four seasons pattern.

Two red wedding candles were lit in the inner room, and a large jujube wood bathtub was placed in the middle of the room. In the small room separated by a beaded curtain was the toilet with a clean bucket.

When Luo Li saw the toilet, she cursed inwardly again!

[Fuck! This Qin Wang Mansion is really extravagant. The toilet is even decorated with gold edges. How can a toilet decorated with gold edges not stink when you poop? ]

With the help of Ruhua Siyu, Luo Li finally undressed and squatted on the gold-rimmed toilet. She comfortably released her bloated belly and felt relaxed and comfortable.

When Luo Li saw the big bathtub while washing her hands, she suddenly felt sticky and uncomfortable.

It was a hot day and I was wearing layers of wedding clothes. My whole body was drenched with sweat. I quickly filled my stomach and took a comfortable warm bath.

The four maids in the palace were stunned by the way the princess ate!

The princess was seen holding a chicken leg in one hand, taking a bite from the left and the right, her mouth full of oil.

Ruhua used a crystal clear luminous cup to pour the lady a glass of iced grape wine.

: "Miss, don't choke, drink some wine first."

Luo Li swallowed the chicken in her mouth and put down the chicken bone in her left hand. "I'm starving! My mother gave me two eggs since I got up at five o'clock. My stomach has been protesting with hunger and thirst for a long time!"

Yingchun saw the princess gulp down a glass of fine wine in two gulps.

Luo Li let out a long sigh of relief, "It's such a hot day, this iced grape wine is so delicious! It can satisfy my cravings and cool me down."

She looked up at her four personal maids and said, "You guys can have a taste later."

Several maids chuckled. Although the young lady was a greedy person, she never left them out when it came to delicious food and drink.

After eating two chicken legs, Luo Li tasted the exquisite dishes on the table, drank only three glasses of fine wine, and put down her chopsticks.

"It's not good to take a shower if you're too full. Just eat until you're about 80% full to fill your stomach. You guys have been hungry all day, so share these dishes and this large bottle of iced wine."

After responding gracefully, the pretty girl, who was as pretty as a flower, sat down at the table with confidence.

Luo Li saw the four maids in the palace standing still obediently, "Why are you four still standing there like wooden stakes? Hurry up and eat! Aren't you hungry?"

Yingchun and the other three hurriedly saluted, "We dare not act rashly!"

Luo Li understood immediately. These four maids were not hungry, but they were afraid!

In this era of strict hierarchy, the relationship between master and servant cannot be crossed. I think the rules of the palace should be stricter.

The way I get along with my four personal maids may be seen by others as heresy of a superior and treason of a servant.

Ruhua was considerate and divided some of the food and wine and brought them over, saying, "Sister Yingchun, I'm sure the four of you must have been hungry for quite a while. Let's take these food and wine to the outer room and share them!"

Yingchun and the other three looked at the princess with great gratitude, bowed, thanked her, and then brought the wine and food out.

Four maids from the palace were eating, drinking and chatting in the outer room.

Banxia stuffed a shrimp in her mouth and sighed with emotion: "Alas! Although the princess has a little problem in her brain, she treats her servants really well!"

Yingxue picked up a cherry and agreed, "Yes! I have never heard of a master who really treats servants as sisters! Our princess is very different from other daughters."

Wanqiu drank the half glass of wine he was given, closed his eyes and savored it.

: "On a hot day, this iced grape wine is really delicious! It can satisfy your appetite and cool you down."

Banxia and Yingxue were so amused by her that they burst out laughing.

Yingchun knocked Wanqiu on the head with a chopstick, "You little bitch, you are courting death! How dare you imitate the princess's words behind her back."

Wanqiu rolled her eyes in dissatisfaction, "Why are you doing this? People outside say that the princess is a fool, but I think she is a kind-hearted person.

Didn't you see that after the princess drank three cups of fine wine, she put down the cup because she was obviously not satisfied? The remaining half of the pot was left for her personal maids to drink."

Yingchun stopped her chopsticks at her lips, thinking, "Butler Zhao assigned the four of us to serve the princess. Maybe it's really a blessing for us. We are slaves, and if we can follow the right master in this life, it will be a great fortune!"

Yingxue said quickly, "Yes! If you follow a good master, at least you won't be arbitrarily beaten or sold out."

Yingchun looked at the three sisters and said, "A good master needs to serve with all her heart and soul in order to gain the master's trust and favor. Eat quickly! After eating, go into the house and listen to orders."

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